#There

[recents]

[mmmmmmeow]

what if instead of batman it was owlman and he had to fight the court of bats instead of the court of owls. and the league of assassins was the league of philanthropists and they gave out money and ‘owlman’ was the bad guy. and owlman was also a really happy go lucky guy.

[wine--and--leather-boots]

Im going to bed, so here are some words to some people.

People living in Scandinavia: where the fuck did you put the albino moose?

People in Poland: I need a lada thank you.

People in Germany: Frankfurt stinks.

People In Belgium: Your beer is orgasmic but the price is the same like in Finland. Suicidal.

People in the U.K: Go vegan so you'll get more pale you fucks.

Thank you

[crabfisher]

[iiiiiiits-m]

British men in their 40s-60s just hit different

[tsukiclaws]

I WILL not bit my nails so that I can paint them and make them look pretty

[rotdotmp3]

tumblr is the making your ocd symptoms other people’s problem website

[moonlitkata]

hey so like - quick thing. because it seems to me like they might have sam drop out of the tournament & i gotta get this off my chest. if she drops out due to the way k.won's death was handled & it not feeling right to fight like this, they will get me on board. my default will be her fighting, but i will gladly write a version of sam who basically flipped off the st for this. hell, i'll do that even if it's not canon. but if they have her drop out because she doens't know what she's fighting for, like we hear in the trailer, i'm taking that piece of canon & swinging a baseball bat at it. (: we've already established that all she wants is closure. & all she wants is to fight alongside the people she cares about most one last time. & honestly, she wants to wipe the mat with ck or at least be there to help it happen, like that's just common sense. my girl particularly has gone through enough turbulence in her relationship with karate & sorry, but she's not going through one more for the road because they're out of fucking ideas <3 thanks

[emeraldsk]

Broken Star Puzzles' Transformation

Tooooooootally not grabbing this so I can googly eye at this over and over cause it took me 30 minutes to find it again noooooooo-

@feraltvman linking cause it's yours just in case :^

[callsigns-haze]

Idk I'm a severe tom cruise hater.

[denebsapphic]

@lexbianrose lmao then ai copied tsukasa and diend in outsiders too with their gimmick

[wriokitty]

ayato writes the nastiest most filthiest smut with dark content and then his shit posts are like:

Just got boba with my little sis 💞💙💜💖

NDKAJDJSJDJD PLEASEEEEE THIS ASK IS SOOOO FUNNY TO ME IM SCREAMING

Since he’s a dark content writer he def gets ridiculous hate from antis (boooooo) and they accuse him of being a sister fucker irl for writing incest and stepcest 💀 and he don’t give a fuck he eats them up in the responses too LOLLLL

[emsdevs]

guys quinn hughes is three hours away from rn and idk how to handle it

i should be looking at him with my eyes not through a screen 😔

[diaryofthementallyill]

Timerunsout

[itssoh]

There is no limit to the joy you can contain.

–Prem Rawat

[burntoutwaxwings]

Oh??? You want to know why the Vine Boom sound effect is still funny? Well that's because it's NOT funny, actually. What makes the Vine Boom sound effect funny, is exactly what makes it unfunny. It needs to be used in conjunction with the funny hahas.

Tell ya hwat. If you can prove the Vine Boom is funny on its own, I will bake bread. And not just any bread. TORTILLA!!! (I don't like making tortillas. 45 minutes to make tortillas for it to be gone in 3 minutes. I LOVE FRESH BAKED TORTILLAS.)

But no seriously, it's just a Bass note for memes. It's a laugh track, for memes. There is nothing inherently funny about a BOOM, but there is something funny about a BOOM and a child covered in peanut butter randomly appearing your screen.

So. In essence, the Vine Boom sound effect just accentuates what you already thought. "This is comical" BOOM "HAHAHAHAHAH!!" This is how laugh tracks work btw, but those are a little more subtle. Please, go watch a sitcom without a laugh track. Less jokes are funny, or jokes that weren't funny originally now are. The laugh track just tells you a little bit more about "is it funny? Can I laugh? Will I be ostracized if I laugh??" Because laughing is a social cue that all of these questions are tied to.

Just remember, if anyone says 9/11 jokes tend to crash and burn and someone laughs, you can be the second one to laugh. The social cue has passed, it's okay. You're not going to hit a Pentagon of haters. You're not going to go up in smoke socially. You're just going to be fine. Your social plane will still exist. (Gods, these jokes are terrible. Can any of you Tumblr users help?)