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a beautiful bisexual man seductively wiping blood from his nose after running directly into a telephone pole

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Everyone stop fucking buying the pineapple outshine bars because every fucking store is out right now and I called first dibs on those fuckers and I’m still shit outta luck somehow. I blame YOU

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Now draw him spilling his groceries

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High asf rn and thinking about Benji taking advantage of the situation. Just being able to melt into him, while you make each other feel good by rubbing up against each other mindlessly for hours as you pass a blunt back and forth. All you can taste, smell, hear and feel is him, just completely surrounded by him.

You crash first, obviously. Can’t handle your weed like the seasoned stoner that is Benji :) Maybe while Benji’s rubbing your clit, hm? Nice and slow, maybe too slow, too relaxing and - oh, man. You’re out. And Benji, well. He’s a hard worker at heart, can’t leave his girl without an orgasm. So he just, mmmm. Eats you a little, slides into you real nice. Gentle, easy. He just really savors it, fucking you like this. Slow, melting into you on those flannel sheets that smell like sweat and weed as some music plays a little too quietly to hear in the background. Slipping out of you, rubbing his length through your folds. Entering you again.

When you wake up and Benji’s inside you, fucking into you kindly and slow and deep, you’re all confused. Benji tells you it’s just a dream, dude. Yeah, it’s just a dream. God, you’re stoned to the fuckin’ bone, huh? Close your eyes, buddy. Here - take another hit, go back to sleep. You’re so tired and he’s just rubbing you. It feels good for Benji to rub you, right? Scratching you a little, those nice tickles, a hangnail drags along your skin.

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Hi can I be anon 🐙

Sure :)

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i don't normally like tattoos but you make them look so hot

Thank you, sweet pea :) I am always second guessing them actually. Thinkin I don’t look trad enough lol. Once the big spaces I have left are done and he fills in the little gaps with gap filler (he says this is his favorite part of doing a sleeve) I bet I’ll feel nice and complete. And then I’ll do my legs :)

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"do you have snap" no. find me in the catacombs bro

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Men deserve to be pegged.

Made to spread their legs like the needy little things they pretend they’re not.

To be fucked like holes.

To blush, moan, and take it like the pretty pets they should be.

And when they’re shaking and crying into the mattress, they’ll call it the best thing that’s ever happened to them.

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does anyone want to have a concerning power dynamic with me

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Hey, so, you've seen the video of David dastmalchian chloroforming someone right... RIGHT?

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ummm have been staring at that gif you just reblogged for about 40 minutes 🫨 getting dragged out of an event into an alley by roman to messy fuck cos the tension flirting teasing has gotten too much - 💋

Oh man, yeah 🫠😩 maybe teasing him and getting him all worked up and pissed off, mm. Fuck yeah

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Hi! I just wanted to say I really appreciate you writing taboo stuff in your smut fics (which are so good btw, I was never attracted to roman Roy before I read the stepdaddy series), because I've struggled with having kinks like that (in theory), and it's really cool to see you writing unapologetically for that stuff. Your cat is also really cute and your tattoos are awesome!!!!

That is all, thanks for reading this and I really hope you keep writing.

Thank you sweet pea!! I appreciate the kind words more than you know ❤️

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i wanna wake up to someone taking advantage of me

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Bro I just came up with a term for eating nerds clusters at 12:30 am. its called Poisoning Yourself

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It’s impossible to pull of out such a perfect pussy, that’s why I HAVE to breed you.

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David casually chloroforming someone