#feel like screaming from the rooftops

[fleetsparrow]

I need to take a nap and not be a huge bitch rn but like

Genuinely hilarious to me.

[maxpadelchampion]

charles forgetting max got crowned world champion because the man is filled with such bitter rage at being screwed over time and time again…. he’s so funny he’s just like me

[maximotts]

My Agatha All Along ep5 reaction in Pictures

[aroace-ed]

is it so much to want to be offered something instead of having to ask? i know if i were to ask my friends for help, they would probably say yes given that it didn't infringe on their time. is it so wrong to want it to infringe on their time? i would let them infringe on my time. i feel overly selfish and i hate that. they have lives. who am i to dictate who they hang out with and why? i hate how i feel. i hate the constant fear that i'll get forgotten, shoved aside for someone else. i said it in one of my first posts, and i'll repeat over and over again, but i want to be important to someone, and i hate that it might not come in the way i want it to.

[hyviihommi]

not to TMP post again but ONCE AGAIN I am saying the fact that Helen is a real estate agent is a SPECIFIC CLUE that this Helen is actually TMA!Helen, and has through the same universe portal that Celia has come through.

Basira, Gertrude, Gerry, Trevor - they ALL have other jobs - all ex-TMA characters do! Until Helen... she's a zany creepy Tory real estate agent once again.

Its clear to that coming through whatever interdimensional portal from the TMA universe, Helen lost her connection to the Distortion, and all that's left is what remained of Helen Richardson before she became Michael. So shes gone BACK to real estate, the only job she vaguely remembers how to do. BUT, of course, we're lucky that there's enough Distortion left that she's still vaguely unsettling, probably still a little malevolent, definitely not to be trusted

[muchmossymess]

GUYS okay hear me out majoras mask boat boys au

I love legend of zelda I love boat boys this is like the ultimate combination of my interests you cannot understand the brainrot. Idk what to call it yet tho... majoras minecraft? Anyway prepare for an essay

OKAY so we have the Hero of Time, Etho, who stopped ganons plans before they started, and would be stuck in a child's body if not for the fact I think that'd be a lil weird for the more shippy aspects of this au that all the running through time aged his soul and his body followed suit (he's still got a young appearance, and the mask doesn't make him look older like he thinks). Same reason he has the scar over his eye (from the ganon fight); no matter how much the body may heal or rewind the mind will not forget.

Then navi (maybe bdubs?) left him, and he went with epona (maybe bdubs instead? (eponas a horse iydk)) and he sets out on a journey aka the beginning of mm:

Wandering through the woods on epona, gets jumped by skull kid. For those unaware, there is skull kid, a lonely lil sweetheart, and he wears the mask, an entity on its own. He also has two fairies, siblings tael and tatl.

So I was a little unsure about this for a while, but I think I've decided on grian for the skull kid and Jimmy for tael, grian bc watchers and Jimmy bc skull kid is not very nice to tael (bc of the mask) and like a listeners reference or smth blah blah blah

TATL. that's who's interesting. At the beginning she gets separated from her friends and becomes your companion. So naturally for this au she is our favourite joel smallishbeans. It works so well. Tatl is mean but cares, and that's joels dynamic with the bad boys and with etho, guys it's literally perfect idc what you say

I think it doesn't change much throughout like the story of the game, but just taking dialogue tatl says to link and its so perfect for a sassy joel to a "can't believe I'm dealing with this shit again" etho. Uh one thing different though; in hylian form etho doesn't have an ocarina but instead a mini marimba. Just because. I think it's cool, and for potential things later on.

Now, fairies in this au are just tiny glowing people shaped things with wings. The glow around them is their magic, and depending on emotions/energy the brightness changes (thats why they look like flying balls of light). Some fairies have the ability to make projections of themselves, more hylian sized in nature. This can be intimidation or distraction or w/e, but they cant do it for long periods of time bc its exhausting. These forms aren't physical. Just sized up light projections of their actual bodies.

So for a lot of their journey, joel is just a cute pocket sized ball of rage and sarcasm, who helps with ethos aim for fighting. Bc that's a game mechanic and also ethos like half blind. But like when joel calms down imagine him crawling into ethos hat and just dozing off. He can fit in the palm of your hand like guys it's so cute. But he is also capable of being worse than a mozzie

Oh probably a good point to put in what I imagine etho looks like. So it's typical link green (maybe a bit dampened?), weird pointy hat, short hair (white ofc), his shirt is more of a jacket with a fluffy cold weather collar, it's a bit too big for him but he knows he'll grow into it, he's all knobbly and thin (underfed a lil, boy was never taught how to care for himself beyond basic survival). His injured eye is red bc of ganon, and often gives him phantom pains. It can't be healed.

Anyway, at some point in their journey together, etho and joel learn a song that let's fairies have a larger physical form, no wings, sorta like the great fairies (who they learnt it from prolly). It isn't permanent, slowly draining ethos magic meter, the spell ends when you run out of magic. This is because I want them to actually be able to stand side by side or maybe hug, and also bc its hard to block a blow with your body when ur tennis ball sized.

Aaaaand, this ties back in with with marimba. What if ethos injured, or unconscious, and he obviously can't defend himself, so joel panics and plays the marimba in what he hopes is the right order to give himself a body. I imagine that being that small, you could not play an ocarina. And hey maybe joel carries etho away after that, and when the spell ends he has barely any light emitting from himself because he spent nearly all his magic (what he is made of) saving etho.

But this song isn't used much, because of its draining nature, and you can't really do any other magic things while it's going. So it's mostly just in the final fight (over and over) or tough moments or maybe joel wants to experience something like hoe hylians do. It's obviously inferior to how he experiences things as a fairy, of course, he's just curious thats all. He totally doesn't want etho to do it more.

Okay I think ill sorta stop here, I am NOT done, I will probably post some art I've done for this later lol, and I want help with who everyone else is (mumbo is the moon. You cannot stop me nor change my mind) with mcyts to npcs

[teddybearty]

So glad to find someone else with Jack Horner as their babygirl. 🤝

YES YES YESS I ADORE THIS MAN!!

I haven’t drawn him in a hot MINUTE but here he is I MISSED HIM SO MUCHHHHH 😘😘😘

[drowninginthoughts27]

I literally love my best friend sm!!

[armisdeleon]

ARMI DE LEON'S + PRIDE OUTFIT (6/22/2024)

[monards]

hoyo you'd be so sick in making rhine a parellel to furina's situation except where she never got a semblance of support or love (no matter how fake or masked it was) that furina got. while being labeled a sinner rather than god. (hoyo please)

[mars-ipan]

this is gonna sound incredibly virtue signal-y i fear but i have been feeling. so fiercely protective of all the transfems i've ever met lately

[sampilled]

why did i have a very emotional moment in a taco bell last night? looking for a table to sit at and the only one that was free was the one i always sat at with my best friends when i was 17.

[francisforever2014]

i truly feel like i’ve met the love of my life in my best friend like i just cannot imagine loving somebody more than i love him which is crazy bc it’s completely platonic not that that is a lesser kind of love it’s just that you know. he’s my soulmate and partner in everything but i also want romantic love but i feel like nothing will compare and i don’t even necessarily want anything to compare bc it’s very special and ours…. i hope there’s something equal but different out there for me but i cannot believe that i even get this kind of pure genuine love so i’m ultimately just so grateful

[orcelito]

Did the stuff exchange 👍 that sucked 👍 wahoo

[loverboybrightsideghost]

god i can't wait to take my acting class

[eijiroukiriot]

a merry dynamy to all of you! may the new year contain many more dynamys