monards
monards
monard
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she/xem !!!Kin Assigned C4a complementary protein. . my most coherent and comprehensible posts are in #crepe hall of thoughts
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monards · 2 hours ago
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mintography
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monards · 6 hours ago
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he’s schwimming
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monards · 6 hours ago
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Is there a word for that like, “bright darkness” you get in winter?? When it’s been snowing or it’s supposed to snow past sunset and the sky isn’t Dark Enough. One of my favorite things
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monards · 7 hours ago
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ahh i see ....
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monards · 7 hours ago
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Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it
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monards · 21 hours ago
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*wiggles*
O its earthworm … Ok *Steps ovee your carefily*
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monards · 21 hours ago
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Top post. We really need this new silver thread game
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monards · 22 hours ago
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so one of the high school buses flipped over and this was the picture they used in the newspaper
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monards · 22 hours ago
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monards · 1 day ago
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when people act like Large Beverages are the thing thats wrong with america as if thats not the only thing keeping me from driving off a cliff... ohhhh Those greedy americans slonking away at their Large Beverages. we're literally all working in the hamburger mine to afford rock and roll disc . Beverage is all we have
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monards · 1 day ago
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happy Thursday the 20th
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monards · 2 days ago
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gayyyy
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monards · 2 days ago
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monards · 2 days ago
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someone on twitter is trying to claim that use of an em-dash is an indication of AI-generated writing because it’s “relatively rare” for actual humans to use it. skill issue
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monards · 2 days ago
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i cannot wait for people to piss on your grave. i cannot wait for the celebrations that will happen when you die. i cannot wait until you are gone and nobody remembers you with any love or fondness. slava ukraini.
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monards · 2 days ago
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thinking about how when you experience a lot of shame in your formative years (indirectly, directly, as abuse or just as an extant part of your environment) it becomes really difficult to be perceived by other people in general. the mere concept of someone watching me do anything, whether it's a totally normal activity or something unfamiliar of embarrassing, whether I'm working in an excel spreadsheet or being horny on main, it just makes my skin crawl and my brain turn to static because I cannot convince myself that it's okay to be seen and experienced. because to exist is to be ashamed and embarrassed of myself, whether I'm failing at something or not, because my instinctive reaction to anyone commenting on ANYTHING I'm doing is to crawl into a hole and die. it's such a bizarre and dehumanizing feeling to just not be able to exist without constantly thinking about how you are being Perceived. ceaseless watcher give me a god damn break.
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monards · 2 days ago
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can’t even make JOKES. because of woke
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