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we really have reached a tragic place in fandom where it needs to be explicitly stated that a woman is a lesbian for anyone to believe it.. Like ok Ignore her clear romantic emotions to exclusively female characters. She never said it so she must not be…

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internet safety tip: to protect your identity, you can start going by a "fake name" online. But Watch Out

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[comes out of my mutuals blog breathless and blood stained] didnt even fidn the . fucking post

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need to aromanticise this fandom more

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and on April 13th, 2006, niel banged out the tunes, and it was good

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in other news. crepe monards is being haunted by mint and dove parallels again

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She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

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Everyone clap for non consensual body modification everybody loves a character whose body has been altered against their will

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btw if u were a stuffed animal i would gently brush ur fur out of ur eyes so that u can see :)

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btw if u were a stuffed animal i would gently brush ur fur out of ur eyes so that u can see :)

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hhey guysi actuaily jhave agunbarrel between my eyes ojkajyy so everboudy [please look away before i do what i needto do.

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dear god savory crepes are soooo good

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hi crepe

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kiamei