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yoi-incorrect-quotes · 11 months ago

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Yuuri: Okay, it's almost time for Viktor's surprise party! Let's go down the list—balloons?

Mila: Check!

Yuuri: Cake and drinks?

Chris: Check and check!

Yuuri: Flowers?

Georgi: Check!

Yurio: Onions along the perimeter of the building so Viktor won't come in early? Check.

Phichit: Why are we using onions to ward off Viktor like he's some kind of vampire?

Yuuri, sighing: He doesn't like onions.

#birthday incorrect quotes #happy birthday viktor nikiforov #i know im a day late but i was sick #yuri on ice incorrect quotes #yuuri katsuki #viktor nikiforov #yuri plisetsky #christophe giacometti #phichit chulanont #mila babicheva #georgi popovich

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violent138 · 4 months ago

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Dick, frowning: "I didn't even know you were coming to Tim's birthday."

Jason: "Can you focus? What do I get the guy?"

Dick: "I don't know books? Music?"

Jason: “I want to get him something I would get him--”

Dick: "That's kind of sweet--"

Jason: "--something for ten dollars, but of high quality.”

Dick [dragging hands down his face}: "Ten dollars? Okay, let's back up here. Giftcard?"

Jason, flopping face first onto couch: “No.”

Dick: “So you want a personal, heartfelt gift for someone you’ve tried to kill.”

Jason, voice muffled: “I could get him puzzles.”

Dick: “Uh, Tim hates them. Yeah, he solves ‘em too quick--”

Jason, looking up: "You're getting him a puzzle, aren't you?"

Dick: "Yeah, stole it from the Riddler. How about clothes?"

Jason: “So I can tell him his style sucks too? [shrugs] What does he even like?"

Dick: "He's a... Blue Beetle fan?"

Jason: “Blue beetle shirt?”

Dick, grimacing: "He's got seven. And a pyjama set. And band-aids. His airpod case is a scarab. Listen, nothing is going to mean as much as you being there.”

Jason: "You're useless."

#long post #in anticipation of fellow cancer Tim Drake's birthday... July 19th #batman #dc comics #batfamily #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #nightwing #red hood #red robin #incorrect quotes #textpost #batpost

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l3viat8an · 17 days ago

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MC:*watching Lucifer and Diavolo dance together at a party* Do you think Lucifer and Diavolo have ever kissed?

Barbatos:*sitting next to MC sipping on a glass of demonus* I know they’ve had intercourse before.

MC: Even I know that. But I’m asking if you think they’ve kissed.

#I stole this joke from twitter 🧍🏼‍♀️#once in awhile I get hit with dialuci brainrot and it’s horrible #anyways!!!-#dialuci #obey me!#obey me shitpost #obey me shenanigans #obey me mc #obey me barbatos #incorrect quotes #om!#obey me incorrect quotes #ro’s dumb stuff tag!#surprise it’s queue!#obey me #obey me diavolo #obey me lucifer #obey me dialuci #happy birthday diavolo 🎉

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sapphoherselz · 3 months ago

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I doubt I've ever made something so fast as always I stole it from Twitter and like I'm sorry but there's no character that fits this more than the 5'3 red haired telephonephobe mf

#i now again go back to my cave #i'll be back #😭😭😭😭😭#it's the “i need to give an exam the day before AND the day of my birthday” really #aftg #neil josten #all for the game #incorrect aftg #incorrect quotes #aftg socmed au

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fckwinnchrstopher · 6 months ago

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*Bobby interviewing Eddie for the 118*

Bobby: Alright everything looks fantastic so far, but here's one last thing I have to ask.

Bobby: how's your relationship with your father?

Eddie *extremely confused*: um.. not very good-

Bobby: -you're hired.

#daddy issues is a 118 requirement #eddie diaz #bobby nash #incorrect bobby nash #incorrect 911 quotes #incorrect quotes #buddie 911 #firefam #the s7 final was the world worst birthday present #happy birthday to myself

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freddie-77-ao3 · 6 months ago

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Annabeth: Percy annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow. Grover: But there's nothing special about tomorrow? Annabeth: But there is something special about watching the colour leave his face as panic takes over.

#pjo hoo toa #riordanverse #pjo #pjo fandom #pjo series #incorrect quotes #percabeth #canon percabeth #fanon makes it better #sort of what happened in staff of hermes #annabeth chase #percy jackson #grover underwood #jokes on annabeth there IS actually something special tomorrow #girlie got so busy doing something she forgot her own birthday

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bisasterbuckley · 4 months ago

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911 as text posts 22/?

#girls (gn) of course #is this my birthday post or will I make a better one? time will tell #911 abc #911 text posts #911 on abc #buddie #evan buckley #911 show #incorrect 911 quotes #eddie diaz #oliver stark #ryan guzman #bisastermeg 911 text posts

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miyasstan · 4 months ago

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This Oikawa manga panel has my heart and soul, because his petty pride is truly fantastic, even though we knew him as a monster setter, he never went to nationals so leaving his country as an unknown player to pursue his own path and coming back with a team who realizes his potential, he took everyone by a storm and this is what I live for. ONE OF THE MOST SATISFYING ENDINGS IN THE HISTORY, FURUDATE I LOVE YOU FOR GIVING US OIKAWA, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GREAT KING <3

(I LOVE HIM, I LOVE HIM, I LOVE HIM 😭)

#haikyuu #haikyuu!!#haikyuu fluff #haikyuu oikawa #oikawa tooru #happy birthday oikawa #tooru oikawa #aoba johsai #iwaoi #hq #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu fic #haikyuu fanart #haikyuu drabbles #manga #haikyuu manga #haikyuu incorrect quotes

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green-tea217 · 4 months ago

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incorrect-seafam-quotes · 3 months ago

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Percy: My dad's the all or nothing type. He won't be there for birthdays or basketball games but when I need him to help or save me in life or death/world ending scenerios, he's there.

Poseidon: *shows up at Percy's 15th birthday party!*

Poseidon: Surprise! Happy birthday! I bought gifts. Oh good, I showed up in time for cake.

Percy:

Percy, in shock: What the actual fuck-

#pjo #incorrect quotes #percy jackson #poseidon #seafam #good father poseidon #poseidon & percy #battle of the Labyrinth #birthday

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tendou-satori-chocolatier · 5 months ago

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Nishinoya: why do you always let me win when we race up the stairs? We both know you're faster than me

Asahi: I like seeing you smile when you win

Sugawara: he was staring at your a-

Asahi: AWESOME EXISTENCE, AT YOUR AWESOME EXISTENCE

#happy early birthday to sugawara my baby #also first time in years that ive done a third post in a day #haikyuu #haikyuu incorrect quotes #incorrect haikyuu quotes #incorrecthaikyuu #haikyuuanime #haikyuuincorrect #asanoya

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l3viat8an · 6 months ago

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MC:*Limping out of Levi's room* Ouch…

Asmo: Oh-ho~ and just what were you two doing in there?

MC: Not what you think!

Levi:*Walking out of his room, looking down at his D.D.D.* Hey MC, look! I found another position we can try!!

Asmo:*winks at MC* Right….it's totally not what I was thinking~

MC: Jojo poses…

Asmo…what?

Levi: MC and I have been trying Jojo poses!!!

Asmo…….oh..

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justaz · 6 months ago

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king merlin after meeting lady guinevere and sir lancelot’s baby and falling in love: arthur. i want a baby.

king arthur, not looking up from his paperwork: ��what?

merlin: give me a baby.

arthur, sighing: merlin, you studied to be a physician. i don’t think i have to be the one to tell you how impractical that is.

merlin, rolling his eyes: this is why i’m the brighter side of the coin

arthur, finally looking up: wha-

queen merlin using magic to transform her body: i. want. a. baby.

arthur:

arthur: *stands up from his desk so fast his chair topples over, multiple parchments flutter to the ground, his tunic is already off*

#genderfluid merlin #the real genderfluid experience is answering ‘shapeshifting’ to that ‘which power would you pick’ question #every. time.#merlin is lucky enough to have magic to accomplish this #i am Envious #merthur #i am a firm believer in top!merlin #but i am also a believer in emrys being the incarnate of nature and longing to make life #all the people hes killed #all the death hes caused #he wants to balance it out with children #obviously thats not the only reason but yk #all of their kids have birthdays in the winter bc merlin really really REALLY wants a baby in spring #for SOME reason 👀#(psst its bc hes connected to nature and has a (i dont want to say heat but) heat)#(and bc dragonlords are like part dragon so that animalistic quality to him absolutely does not help with the heat allegations)#queen merlin #king merlin #merlin emrys #king arthur #arthur pendragon #incorrect quotes #bbc merlin #incorrect merlin quotes #headcanon #head canon #hc #fic #fanfic #fanfiction

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dragonflavoredcake · 5 months ago

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Grian, wheeling out a huge birthday cake: Pearl, check it out! Impulse: We made your favorite, a red velvet cake with a little surprise! Mumbo: Oh, I really hope they aren't planning on having a male dancer pop out of that. Scar: They asked, but they couldn't afford me.