#obey me dialuci

[still-a-morosexual-help]

Do you think Solomon had to sit through the 2-hour presentation about the exact length of Lucifer's eyelashes or ?

[pseudonymphomania]

Always retweet DiaLuci Christmas 🎅 🔄 🎅

Source: @ObeyMeOfficial1 on Twitter

[obey-me-hoe]

That's so fucking cute though like look how happy he looks awwwww 🥺🥺🥺

(Lesson 26 OG)

[cocoawillow]

Anyone else think they're "secretly" a thing or nah?!

I hope they're a thing?

I'll believe they're a thing ✨

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They're gonna be a thing 💕

[l3viat8an]

MC:*watching Lucifer and Diavolo dance together at a party* Do you think Lucifer and Diavolo have ever kissed?

Barbatos:*sitting next to MC sipping on a glass of demonus* I know they’ve had intercourse before.

MC: Even I know that. But I’m asking if you think they’ve kissed.

[borntobabygirl]

Imagine Lucifer and Diavolo watching human world wars and betting on it.

Lucifer: Bet you the US gets involved with this one

*Three days later*

Lucifer: CALLED IT, FUCKING CALLED IT

Diavolo: THEY GET INVOLVED IN EVERYTHING-

[helshollowhalls]

[opiopal]

more random headcanons!!!! cuz they've been building up in my brain!!!

whenever there is a ball, Dia makes SURE he steals a dance from Lucifer,

one time, mammon and mc snuck out bc mammon had a thing he wanted to do, when they both got back mc was super drowsy and was falling asleep on mammons arm, which lead to them both somehow sleeping on the couch lowkey cuddling. everyone else was very jealous for a while.

once satan got angry enough to rampage modern day, and by mistake he had thrown something and it hit Mc, which ended up bruising pretty bad. he felt guilt until it fully healed no matter how many times Mc told him it was fine.

once beel went to an all you can eat place and came back to the HOL and went into a very short food coma,

Belphie has crescent shaped scars on the back of his hands and on his wrists, he has them from when he had killed Mc, their nails were digging into his hands while trying to escape. he looks at them often and feels guilt.

lucifer has pictures of all his brothers in his wallet and Mc knows this.. Mc also wept into his chest after noticing they got added to his wallet as well

mc teaches dia a lot of human things, wether its phrases or things like skating. Though sometimes, very rarely, they'll confirm some untrue bs that solomon tells him just to fuck with him. "Yes, human women do shed their skin during their periods."

one time in a panic mammon bit lucifer hard on the hand when he was about to be punished, it sent lucifer into a small crisis afterwards.

everyone has gotten their makeup done by asmo before, even if they don't realize they have.

luke needs a step stool for a lot of things, since everything in purgatory hall was made for adults and had no consideration for anyone that is child sized.

though I dont know much abt her, I believe that thirteen would be a hugger, but only with Mc, not like overly clingy, but def a hugger.

one time Mc got sick crazy bad and woke up to barbatos folding their laundry for them in the middle of the night, since he knew they wouldn't be able to manage to do such a thing and was fearful that none of the brothers would help them with it, so it probably kept him awake lol. Mc was very confused yet thankful and barb was very embarrassed.

going back to lucifer being a dad, he also probably has a group photo of the 8 of them framed in his office.

satan and mc randomly talk to each other as if they are in a shakespeare play just for the hell of it, it most likely started when one of them was making fun of something and the other copied it.

I'd like to thinkk that asmo and levi are secretly close, asmo helps him with cosplay stuff!!!

[witheredapple]

[MC and Satan texting]

MC: Congrats, Satan!

Satan: For what?

MC: *Sends a picture of Diavolo proposing to Lucifer under an apple tree*

MC: For becoming the stepson of the Demon Prince!

^Satan has blocked you^

[phreia]

BY @featheredcrowbones !!! THEY'RE SUPER COOL (they also drew this!)

worlds most tormented MC

[still-a-morosexual-help]

Can't believe their superhero personas are married

Ring Exchange✨️

[allknowingaxolotl]

Who is this diva or whatever the kids say nowadays

[obey-me-hoe]

I choose to believe that Lucifer and Diavolo were holding hands at this part

Btw they stay "stuck" for longer than was necessary. Like the convo goes on for a bit before they stop touching

(Lesson 26 OG)

[kit-the-gaygent]

"I miss Mc" Mammon mumbled to himself.

The brothers had been invited to a party, however Mc was at home, something about wanting to finish homework or maybe a book.

Mammon had been sitting next to Levi playing with a glass of water in his hands.

Levi, who had been playing some RPG on one of his many hand held consoles hummed in agreement, but wasn't really paying attention to anything else. Most of his other brothers were drinking, a long with Diaviolo and the purgatory hall boys.

Thirteen was harassing Solomon and Meph was getting into an argument with a tipsy Lucifer who was drunkenly leaning into the prince's shoulder, with Dia's arm wrapped around the avatar of Pride's waist.

Mammon sighed to himself again as he got up from his seat took one last sip of his drink and headed for the door.

The walk back to the HOL was a calm and quiet one, there wasn't much foot traffic due to it being so late in the night. Mammon wondered if Mc would even be awake at this hour.

Unlocking the door Mammon wordlessly entered the entry way to his home. The grand staircase greeting him as he shut and locked the front door behind him.

The avatar of Greed made his down the halls, passing the kitchen and onto the next room. His favorite room in the mansion. Mc's room. Mammon quietly opened the door to his human's room. And there they sat sitting in their large bed scrolling on their phone. Their eyes moved from the illuminating light of their phone screen and onto the bright light of the hallway, and their first man, Mammon.

"back so soon? I figured you boys wouldn't be home till tomorrow morning." Mc chuckled to themselves. Mammon smiled as he began to undress out of his formal wear and down to his boxers and socks.

"it's just me right now." Mammon spoke softly to the human as they made room for him under the covers.

"so you missed me?" Mc smiled sweetly, Mammon could feel tiredness begin to creep up on him, and there wasn't anything he could maintain his tsundere facade.

"mhm hmm." He hummed in response as he pulled Mc close to him. The two tangled their legs together enveloped in the warmth of their bodies.

Mc was happy Mammon had come home early.

They had missed him.

[maginnmauvaise]

he takes nothing seriously man

vamp dia, vamp hunter luci

vers under cut has a dribble of blood and dialuci implications

[borntobabygirl]