#obey me dialuci

[incorrectobeymequotes69]

Lucifer: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Diavolo!

Diavolo: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

[l3viat8an]

MC:*watching Lucifer and Diavolo dance together at a party* Do you think Lucifer and Diavolo have ever kissed?

Barbatos:*sitting next to MC sipping on a glass of demonus* I know they’ve had intercourse before.

MC: Even I know that. But I’m asking if you think they’ve kissed.

[borntobabygirl]

Imagine Lucifer and Diavolo watching human world wars and betting on it.

Lucifer: Bet you the US gets involved with this one

*Three days later*

Lucifer: CALLED IT, FUCKING CALLED IT

Diavolo: THEY GET INVOLVED IN EVERYTHING-

[helshollowhalls]

[spark-river]

Lucifer: The next person to suggest I'm dating Diavolo is getting hung upside down by the rafters.

Solomon, whispering to Mammon: Ten Grimm they're only fucking.

Mammon, not even whispering: Twenty Grimm their meetings are actually just dates!

Lucifer: MAMMON!!!

Satan: He walked right into that one.

[still-a-morosexual-help]

Just realised

Diavolo doesn't even particularly like apples but he still planted a whole fucking apple orchard in his backyard because Lucifer does

[opiopal]

more random headcanons!!!! cuz they've been building up in my brain!!!

whenever there is a ball, Dia makes SURE he steals a dance from Lucifer,

one time, mammon and mc snuck out bc mammon had a thing he wanted to do, when they both got back mc was super drowsy and was falling asleep on mammons arm, which lead to them both somehow sleeping on the couch lowkey cuddling. everyone else was very jealous for a while.

once satan got angry enough to rampage modern day, and by mistake he had thrown something and it hit Mc, which ended up bruising pretty bad. he felt guilt until it fully healed no matter how many times Mc told him it was fine.

once beel went to an all you can eat place and came back to the HOL and went into a very short food coma,

Belphie has crescent shaped scars on the back of his hands and on his wrists, he has them from when he had killed Mc, their nails were digging into his hands while trying to escape. he looks at them often and feels guilt.

lucifer has pictures of all his brothers in his wallet and Mc knows this.. Mc also wept into his chest after noticing they got added to his wallet as well

mc teaches dia a lot of human things, wether its phrases or things like skating. Though sometimes, very rarely, they'll confirm some untrue bs that solomon tells him just to fuck with him. "Yes, human women do shed their skin during their periods."

one time in a panic mammon bit lucifer hard on the hand when he was about to be punished, it sent lucifer into a small crisis afterwards.

everyone has gotten their makeup done by asmo before, even if they don't realize they have.

luke needs a step stool for a lot of things, since everything in purgatory hall was made for adults and had no consideration for anyone that is child sized.

though I dont know much abt her, I believe that thirteen would be a hugger, but only with Mc, not like overly clingy, but def a hugger.

one time Mc got sick crazy bad and woke up to barbatos folding their laundry for them in the middle of the night, since he knew they wouldn't be able to manage to do such a thing and was fearful that none of the brothers would help them with it, so it probably kept him awake lol. Mc was very confused yet thankful and barb was very embarrassed.

going back to lucifer being a dad, he also probably has a group photo of the 8 of them framed in his office.

satan and mc randomly talk to each other as if they are in a shakespeare play just for the hell of it, it most likely started when one of them was making fun of something and the other copied it.

I'd like to thinkk that asmo and levi are secretly close, asmo helps him with cosplay stuff!!!

[witheredapple]

[MC and Satan texting]

MC: Congrats, Satan!

Satan: For what?

MC: *Sends a picture of Diavolo proposing to Lucifer under an apple tree*

MC: For becoming the stepson of the Demon Prince!

^Satan has blocked you^

[phreia]

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worlds most tormented MC

[pseudonymphomania]

By your side.

Original 2023-Sept

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[incorrectobeymequotes69]

Diavolo: What are you in the mood for?

Lucifer: World domination.

Diavolo: That's a bit ambitious.

Lucifer: You are my world.

Diavolo: Aww...

Lucifer:

Diavolo:

Lucifer:

Diavolo: OH.

[hgvhehehe]

something very old that I found deep in my folder...tbh most likely i will not be able to find original references, but i remember it was from some tiktok? with funny cats lol. the moment i saw those cats, i knew i just HAD to make it dialuci (and barb).

[borntobabygirl]

[obey-me-hoe]

I swear someone at Solmare desperately wants Diavolo and Lucifer to get together bc like why is there so much DiaLuci content in canon

Also Diavolo always being down for pretty much anything is one of my favorite things about him

(Lesson 25 OG)

[spark-river]

Lucifer: *laughing*

Mammon, panicking: Is the word ending?

Luke: He's just laughing?

Satan: Lucifer never laughs.

Belphegor, nodding: Total party pooper.

Asmo: I bet it was a joke by Diavolo.