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This Memo Means I Love You - chapter 3 coming out tonight! What happens after Lucifer rejects Diavolo?

Here’s a preview! (Follow me on Bluesky & change your spicy settings for uncensored)

Pairings: Dialuci solodeus satisto

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Top 5 Bedtime Snacks

One

JELLO

Squishy fruit-flavoured little nothings slurped between your teeth and melted down your throat in a sinful perversion of science. It’s hydrating without the uncomfortable sloshing of liquids in your stomach as you’re lying there trying to sleep. I have visceral feelings about jello.

Two

LAUGHING COW CHEESE

Peeling the aluminum wrapper off should count as a fidget toy because it relaxes my brain and it’s a decent source of protein without being heavy.

Three

TWO HARDBOILED EGGS COOKED MEDIUM-WELL SPRINKLED WITH SALT AND PEPPER

Acceptable as a bedtime snack or breakfast or lunch. I’ve also been known to have these at dinner. There is no bad time for eggs unless you hate the very concept.

Four

FRUIT

As delightful as a jello but with more texture. Sometimes you just want something more solid and real like a cold honey crisp apple straight from the fridge and cut up in slices you can chew on as you draw your wretched drawings.

Five

DIALUCI

This one is my favourite and it is high in nutritional value and comes in many flavours. It keeps my brain engaged and body energized, ready to take on the next day. Highly recommended. Can sub in other ships for flavor and taste.

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Top 5 ships not including Dialuci (because we know dialuci reigns supreme)

One

SOLOBARB

Two guys with divorced energy having delectable hate sex that has consequences to the plot with diametrically opposed goals. Oh and one of them is the most powerful being of all time and the other guy has a magical leash on him, the only one who does.

You know that trope where someone nurses someone back to health in a cave? Yeah that actually happened.

Thirteen said Solomon’s soul used to sparkle, and we know that Barbatos had regrets when he was younger- hello, empty space, let me settle on your bountiful lands.

Two

SOLOMEON

They literally have a nuclear family unit.

These two are theatre-gays commenting on the events of the plot in their little opera house, two narrators bouncing ideas off each other.

Solomon, the human with immortality, and at one point in time, Simeon, the angel who became mortal. Discuss.

Three

SATISTO

Anti-Lucifer League up to eleven!

Satan the learned gentleman who has to rein in his uncouth side and Mephistopheles who was born into a family with ideas of inherent nobility. Nature vs Nurture.

They’re both well-connected people and have the potential to destabilize the entire Devildom in a well-orchestrated political plot if they didn’t actually carry affection for Diavolo and/or Lucifer.

Four

SOLODEUS

All I learned making this top 5 list is that Solomon is sluttier than Asmo, and he’s also a switch.

Asmo definitely power-bottoms this guy. That is where the hickey came from.

It doesn’t matter that Solomon has a pact with Asmo, the guy is wrapped around Asmo’s finger and will do whatever he wants, including carrying him around bridal style and doing face masks with him.

Five

THIRTEENxFMC

Chaos. Actual chaos.

“Teehee I made a trap, do you wanna know what it does?” “OMG YES!” “If I pull the trigger-wait MC no!” “Oop.”

This is my stand-in for ThirteenxLilith. The soul caretaker x the most beautiful soul.

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put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go

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Meow meow meow

Old vs Collab vs New

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You really need to make non-tragic past for your characters, significant people and events that impacted their lives, non-dramatic mundane moments that shaped them, happy memories, bitter memories, embarrassing memories.

Like yes the space princess lost her whole civilization, but did she have friends before that? Favorite place? Does she miss the sound of her favorite music she use to listen to?

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Blessed be the bringer of light

Welcoming peace to the kingdom of night.

Henceforth will be Diavolo, Prince of the Devildom, forever yours,

Lord Lucifer, ruler of his heart.

[An Obey Me Dialuci Anime Merch thread, syndicated on Bluesky and Twt and added-to periodically. A Masterpost of the DiaLuci Shrine will come to Tumblr/Reddit in due time, when I have taken enough pictures and wrote enough stories to make the post something to behold]

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like i'm sorry but we as a fandom have to stay firm on our anti-AI values. we cannot suddenly start giving AI a pass when it's something we "want to see" like destiel kisses. it's not suddenly fine. we're not going to start using AI to make fanfic scenes come to life or audio AI to make characters "say" stuff we want to hear. you have GOT to be firm on your anti-AI stance. if you start making exceptions then suddenly anything will fly. fandom is for real art and creations made by real people. no AI fanfics. no AI art. no AI rendered "bonus" scenes. no AI audio. none of it has a place here.

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You know, some of my favorite fics are abandoned.  And yeah, I wish they weren't  abandoned, but it doesn’t change the fact that I love them.  I certainly don’t wish they’d never been written.  Just saying, for those of us with dangling fics we guilt ourselves over.  It’s still better that you wrote what you wrote.

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I am consuming a media and you are going to hear about it

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Dialuci cat butlers (collab)

-with our dear @pseudonymphomania! I only did the coloring on the right side.

He picked it up from a bunch of his own wips and sent me this,

I finished it a long time ago but somehow haven't posted it till now xD Since they're releasing the cat butler cards again in OG, guess I'm not that late?

It's so enjoyable! Thanks for letting me finish this together!

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He works hard as a butler~

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tragedy is when a man has so much failwife potential & yet gets assigned suave dom by the fandom and isn't allowed to be anything else. chin up king your loser energy is seen and appreciated. by me

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Unironically love logging onto Tumblr dot com to see a beloved mutual has discovered a new batch of sad old men to sink their teeth into and shake vigorously like a dog that caught a squirrel and following the dash backwards to the post that made them pick up the scent. Truly unparalleled social media experience.

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do people have no shame anymore?

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My friend told me to look at the necklace Lucifer is wearing and now I'm even more excited to get him! 👑

I never thought I had rare tastes especially for the canonically dateable demon prince in the game, but every time merch releases it feels like I want an acrylic stand of an OC 🤣

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He keeps falling. Someone get him a nurse