#source: the good place

[incorrectringsofpower]

Elrond: Galadriel, a demon has infiltrated the group. Galadriel: Not just any demon. Sauron is a diabolical, sadistic agent of evil. Might just be the single most dangerous creature in the universe. [cuts to Sauron in Eregion] Annatar: Who wants lemon bars??? It’s my nana’s recipe and they are just sinful!

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Eloise: Our only hope for right now is this kind, selfless, amazing nerd!

Colin: Do you have to call me a nerd so much?

Eloise: I said a lot of other nice things, okay? Toughen up, nerd.

[incorrectbatfam]

Alfred: No one can ever truly turn over a new leaf. Sure, Master Bruce told me he'd matured after he took control of Wayne Enterprises. But then, right on schedule, it was, "Guess what, Alfred? I'm going to be Batman."

[hello-waffles-are-good]

Tim: Steph told me that instead of being sad, I should ‘Go get it, girl’.

Tim: So I am going to go get it, girl.

Cass: Get what?

Tim: Unclear… I’ll get everything, just to be safe.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Bucky: Wanda, what do you value about Y/N?

Wanda: They’re thoughtful. They pick flowers and bring them to me. Often they’re ones I’ve just planted, but...

Y/N: That’s how I know they’re fresh!

[sayssnape]

dumbledore: sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.

snape: no, it was my fault. i shouldn't have used my one phone call to play a prank on minerva.

[definitelyincorrect]

Steve: I guess we’ll do this the old-fashioned way.

Bucky: -pulls out a Molotov cocktail-

Villain: How the fuck did you make that so fast.

[incorrecttwsted]

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[unicornblossom13]

Starscream: You’re mad at me.

Jetfire: I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.

Starscream: Oh, come on! Everyone knows that’s worse!

[emmikay]

Odysseus: As my grandpa always used to say, “if the enemy handcuffs you to a bike rack there’s always something you can gnaw through.”

Menelaus: Your… grandpa... always said that?

[harringroveera]

Billy gets it, at least he will learn to from now on

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Francesca: Hyacinth told me that instead of being sad, I should ‘Go get it, girl’.

Francesca: So I am going to go get it, girl.

Eloise: Get what?

Francesca: Unclear… I’ll get everything, just to be safe.

[incorrectbatfam]

Jon: We can get mythical animals? Maybe I'll get a penguin.

Damian: Penguins are real.

Jon: That's the spirit, Damian!

[hazbinheard]

Husk: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are

Angel: *tearfully* It's not a joke I'm a legit snack

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: I love you, okay?!?

Y/N: The words are nice, but the tone is scary.

[alistair-blackwood]

Kabru: Marcille seemed a little suspicious earlier. You didn't tell her about us, did you?

Laios: No. Why are you so scared that someone will know we're pounding it out?

Kabru: Because you refer to lovemaking as "pounding it out".