#source: the good place

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Lucanis: I haven't been this happy since... Lucanis: Lucanis: Oh wow, I've never been happy.

[skullmakesmelaugh]

Lucy: *points at Kipps* A human turtleneck

Lucy: *points at Marissa* A narcissistic monster

Lucy: *points at Lockwood* And literally the most idiotic person I’ve ever met

[incorrectbatfamquotes]

Stephanie Brown: I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good. So I simply did myself.

[verycorrect-tbbquotes]

Crosshair: I mean, somebody royally forked up. Somebody forked up. Why can’t I say “fork”?

Tech: If you’re trying to curse, you can’t here. I guess a lot of people in this neighborhood don’t like it, so it’s prohibited.

Crosshair: That’s bullshirt.

[incorrectbatfam]

Alfred: No one can ever truly turn over a new leaf. Sure, Master Bruce told me he'd matured after he took control of Wayne Enterprises. But then, right on schedule, it was, "Guess what, Alfred? I'm going to be Batman."

[hello-waffles-are-good]

Tim: Steph told me that instead of being sad, I should ‘Go get it, girl’.

Tim: So I am going to go get it, girl.

Cass: Get what?

Tim: Unclear… I’ll get everything, just to be safe.

[incorrecttwsted]

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[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Francesca: Hyacinth told me that instead of being sad, I should ‘Go get it, girl’.

Francesca: So I am going to go get it, girl.

Eloise: Get what?

Francesca: Unclear… I’ll get everything, just to be safe.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Bucky: Wanda, what do you value about Y/N?

Wanda: They’re thoughtful. They pick flowers and bring them to me. Often they’re ones I’ve just planted, but...

Y/N: That’s how I know they’re fresh!

[unicornblossom13]

Starscream: You’re mad at me.

Jetfire: I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.

Starscream: Oh, come on! Everyone knows that’s worse!

[aprill-99]

Violet: “I LOVE YOU OKAY?!?!?”

Xaden: “Well…. Those words are nice, but the tone is scary.”

[incorrectquotesfromthelighthouse]

Rook: Varric told me that instead of being sad, I should "go get it, kid." So I'm going to go get it, kid. Harding: Get what? Rook: Unclear. I'll get everything, just to be safe.

[sayssnape]

dumbledore: sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.

snape: no, it was my fault. i shouldn't have used my one phone call to play a prank on minerva.

[definitelyincorrect]

Steve: I guess we’ll do this the old-fashioned way.

Bucky: -pulls out a Molotov cocktail-

Villain: How the fuck did you make that so fast.

[emmikay]

Odysseus: As my grandpa always used to say, “if the enemy handcuffs you to a bike rack there’s always something you can gnaw through.”

Menelaus: Your… grandpa... always said that?

[incorrectbatfam]

Jon: We can get mythical animals? Maybe I'll get a penguin.

Damian: Penguins are real.

Jon: That's the spirit, Damian!