aprill-99
aprill-99
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Witness what I do to not panic every dayCome find me on AO3 (aprill99) for updates on The Gods Must be Crazy! Here to be chill so post with kindness 😊
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aprill-99 · 8 hours ago
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aprill-99 · 10 hours ago
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saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works
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aprill-99 · 10 hours ago
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This is legitimately one of my fav quotes from him
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aprill-99 · 10 hours ago
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just the usual
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aprill-99 · 1 day ago
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making a collection
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aprill-99 · 1 day ago
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canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
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aprill-99 · 5 days ago
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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter
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aprill-99 · 5 days ago
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Personality hire
Working Cats
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aprill-99 · 6 days ago
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“Normal” test results are not the relief people think they are. When you wake up in pain and continue to be in pain for hours every day and your tests come back normal you don’t stop being in pain.
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aprill-99 · 6 days ago
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Like to charge reblog to cast
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aprill-99 · 8 days ago
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aprill-99 · 10 days ago
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"Amulets shouldn't seeth with rage" "jewelry actually should not talk at ALL" quit being such a fucking hater oh my god
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aprill-99 · 10 days ago
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have you lot heard about the tiktoker who’s taking on the actual government over a parking ticket? because she’s a hero
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aprill-99 · 10 days ago
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One of my favorite things is modern adaptations that leave people with the same careers they had in the original material, because unless you’re a cop or a doctor that practically never happens.
Irene Adler’s an opera singer. We still have those! They don’t have the same subtext exactly, but nothing is going to because we aren’t the Victorians. She could continue to be an opera singer. I have never seen this happen.
Jonathan Harker can still be in real estate. That’s a job people have. A modern story that still involves Dracula contacting his firm to help him purchase property sounds amazing actually.
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aprill-99 · 10 days ago
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Nothing hits like "romantic couple and a third guy who's not dating either of them but is definitely a part of this dynamic"
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aprill-99 · 11 days ago
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whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair
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