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Bruce Wayne: What did you do?!

Jason Todd: Why? Just because something completely out of the ordinary happens doesn’t automatically mean I had something to do with it!

Bruce Wayne: ...

Jason Todd: ...

Bruce Wayne: Did you have something to do with it??

Jason Todd: ...

Jason Todd: Yes.

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Harleen Quinzel: You still alive?

Selina Kyle: I'm a goddamn cat.

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Damian Wayne: My mother was here.

Bruce Wayne: What?

Damian Wayne: My mother. She was here, I can feel it.

Bruce Wayne: Talia hasn’t been here.

Damian Wayne: [sniffs] Smell that?

Bruce Wayne: Smell what?

Damian Wayne: The room. It smells like guilt and Chanel N°5.

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Artemis of Bana-Mighdall: What about you, are you close with your father?

Jason Todd: ...

Artemis of Bana-Mighdall: ...

Jason Todd: Uneventful.

Artemis of Bana-Mighdall: What?

Jason Todd: What?

Artemis of Bana-Mighdall: I asked if you were close with your father and you just stared off into space for 5 minutes and then said 'uneventful'.

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[after Battle for Cowl]

Jason Todd: I’m not saying I would make a better Batman, that’s unsaid...

Dick Grayson: It’s not unsaid when you say it.

Jason Todd: No, I’m saying I’m not saying it, so, in fact, it is unsaid.

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Bruce Wayne: Let's not jump to any conclusions.

Stephanie Brown (as Robin): I didn't jump. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were.

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Jason Todd: [to Bruce Wayne] The only reason I waited this long to apologize to you is because I was hoping you'd forget what I had to apologize for.

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Jon Kent: We’re friends.

Damian Wayne: I didn’t agree to this.

Damian Wayne: ... But I won’t actively oppose it...

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Barbara Gordon: Information is like a bottle of fine wine. You store it, you hoard it, you save it for a special occasion.

Barbara Gordon: And then you smack someone in the face in with it.

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Jason Todd: [to Bruce Wayne] I'm sorry you found my normal behavior to be highly inappropriate.

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Stephanie Brown: It’s kinda hot out for a leather jacket.

Jason Todd: I look rad.

Cassandra Cain: You look pallid and sick.

Jason Todd: Yeah, sick as fuck.

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Damian Wayne: Everyone! Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It’s terrible for the environment!

Jason Todd: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

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Dick Grayson: I'm going to tell you a secret.

Alfred: Okay, Master Richard.

Dick Grayson: I like Barbara.

Alfred: Okay, now tell me a secret.

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Tim Drake: Hey, Jason. How far away are you from getting married? Because Stephanie and I were thinking about getting married, so...

Jason Todd: Replacement, you know, siblings don’t have to get married in order.

Tim Drake: [shocked and excited] Steph! We’re doing this!

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Damian Wayne: As you know, I keep a list of all my friends and family in order of how likely they are to betray me. We’ve established this.

Dick Grayson: Where am I on the list?

Damian Wayne: Well, I can’t tell you that because then you’ll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.

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Jason Todd: It’s like riding a bike.

Jason Todd: Or severe childhood trauma.

Jason Todd: You never really lose it.

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Bruce Wayne: My child is completely fine.

Diana Prince: Which one?

Bruce Wayne: I don’t know, but one of them has to be.