#incorrect wednesday quotes

[mothsaresc4ry]

Wednesday: did you get the dozen eggs, like I asked you to?

Enid:

Yoko:

Wednesday: what

Enid: We got something even BETTER

Wednesday:

Yoko: *holds up a chicken*

Enid: Her name's Henny Penny Addams

Wednesday:

We all know that Wednesday accepted Henny Penny as her own child

[spungeez]

Wednesday: Betrayal. And by the one whom is supposed to be my closest ally. Now I see where your loyalties truly lie.

Enid: ...Babe, this isn't about loyalty, it's just that it would be, like, super illegal for me to use my wolf form to threaten the sherif into dropping all 22 of your felony charges.

Wednesday: What I'm hearing is that chivalry is dead and you don't love me

Enid: ...

Enid: *Sigh*

Enid: *transforms*

[achromatophoric]

Wednesday: Enid and I were crossing the street, when some imbecile in a truck drove by and honked at us

Yoko: *whistles* Did you get ’em?

Wednesday: I did nothing.

Yoko: Huh?

Wednesday: Enid chased them to the next red light and gave them a stern talking to.

Yoko: That’s it?

Wednesday: No. They were too far for me to hear, but I believe the driver made some disparaging remarks about my appearance and sexual preference.

Yoko: Oh shit! What’d Enid—

*THUD*

Wolfed out Enid: *proudly presents drool-covered engine block*

Yoko: 😬

Wednesday: That’s my girl.

Wolfed out Enid: *tail wag intensifies*

[brenshor]

Wolf Enid: *snuffle* *sniff* *sniff* *snort*

Wednesday: I swear to all that is unholy if you-

Wolf Enid: *sneezes on Wednesday*

Wednesday:

Wolf Enid: *grins*

Wednesday: ...run

[writerrose1998]

Tyler to Wednesday: I hope they put our names next to each other on the government watchlist. Wednesday: *blushes*

[prefer-to-be-vilified]

Wednesday: *is being arrested*

Enid: Wow. God forbid women do anything these days.

Sheriff Galpin: Kid your friend-

Wednesday: She’s my girlfriend you intolerant shit.

Thing: H-O-M-O-P-H-O-B-E

Sheriff Galpin: I’m not- whatever, your girlfriend just landed four grown men in the hospital.

Enid: And… She looked good doing it.

Wednesday: They deserved it. One of them told me to smile.

Enid: You tell him baby.

Sheriff Galpin: You know what? I can’t with… whatever this is. She’s free to go and officially your problem.

Enid: Yay!

Wednesday: *pausing mid-escape and casually handing the sheriff broken handcuffs* Miserable-night Sheriff.

Sheriff Galpin: *whispering* I hate you.

Wednesday: *also whispering* I’m glad.

Enid: Hurry up babycakes, I need my cuddle buddy.

Wednesday: *smirking* Coming Amore.

[sxphr]

Enid: You see how my girlfriend makes sure she washes all the blood off of her before she kisses me?

Enid: Very cutesy, very considerate, very demure.

[sharklovingcriminals]

Bianca: ah shit what's that song called?

Wednesday: I shall Shazam it

Yoko:...

Bianca:...

Divina:...

Yoko:... Does she know how to do that???

Enid (head in her hands, smiling and staring adoringly at Wednesday): No, not at all. She's going to write the song out as sheet music, transpose it to a minor key and slow it down, phone her parents and play it on the cello so they can identify it for her.

Yoko: I'll never understand how you two ended up together.

Enid (sighing): I know, me neither, she's just so perfect 💕

Yoko: That could not be further from what I meant.

Bianca: How the fuck did you just say the heart emoji out loud what the fuck

[writerswho]

Wednesday: Enid texted me “your adorable” so I texted her back and said “no, YOU’RE adorable.”

Eugene: And?

Wednesday: And now we’re dating. We’ve been on six dates. All I did was point out a typo, but I like her, so I’m not gonna say anything.

[harleyquinn-2509]

Watching true crime videos on Enid's bed

Enid: Why do they say footage when it's a video?

Wednesday: Because in the old days, the film was in rolls and measured in feet.

Enid:

Enid:

Enid, giving Wednesday a kiss on the cheek: And that's why I fell in love with you. You're an encyclopedia for my ADHD brain.

Wednesday: You do have many queries.

Wednesday: Daily.

[unsaid-nevermore]

enid: i'm asking permission to marry your daughter.

gomez: what is this, the dark ages? you know what? since you’ve asked, no you can’t. beat me in a duel first.

[mothsaresc4ry]

Wednesday: it's dark in here

Enid: don't worry babe, I got this

Enid: *stomps her feet*

Wednesday:

Enid: *her skechers light up*

Wednesday:

[spungeez]

*Wednesday in the distance, threatening fast food worker who forgot Enid's ketchup at knife point*

Enid: So... does it ever get better?

Morticia: ...

*Gomez in the distance, ripping booth from the wall so he can pull chair out for Morticia*

Morticia, swooning: No 💕

[achromatophoric]

Yoko: So you’re absolutely positive that Enid saying “howdy” isn’t like a HUGE turn on for you?

Wednesday: I should stake you for even suggesting something so asinine.

Yoko: Well, why don’t we just put that to the test? C’mon in, Enid!

Wednesday: What?

Enid: *enters dressed as a certain toy cowboy*

Enid: Look, I’m Woody! Howdy, howdy, howdy!

Enid: *tips cowboy hat and winks*

Wednesday:

Yoko: *smirks* And the verdict is?

Wednesday: *blushing* I despise you all.

Enid: 🤠

[brenshor]

Wednesday, when Enid comes back from San Francisco: When I said, 'Bring me a beach souvenir,' I meant something like a shell or small animal bones.

Enid, struggling to contain a screaming seagull in her arms: Well, you didn’t fricking say that!

[rainbowwonderlandsblog]

Wednesday: What gluttonous cretin decided to help themselves to my food?

Ajax: *points at enid*

Enid: Sorry, I didn't mean to! But I was hungry :(

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Actually, you should eat all of it. You need the energy now that you've wolfed out

Bianca: Whipped!