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THIS. This is why I love vintage ads.

You've got a turtle in a fucking maid outfit holding a tray of Jell-O parfaits like you're the fanciest little gelatine gobbler in town. Hell, maybe you are. Not only that, but THEY EXPLAIN THE JOKE TO YOU AT THE BOTTOM. 😭 JUST IN CASE IT WASN'T CLEAR.

If modern advertising looked more like this, I probably wouldn't have to work my ad blocker so hard.

1954 Jello Advertisement

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I don't care if it takes me ten cocksucking years to get the motivation to write, I WILL NEVER USE A.I. AS A SUPPLEMENT FOR CREATIVITY.

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Wednesday tries to get back at Yoko by calling her Yoquita, but Yoko just laughs and says "joke's on you bitch, Spanish makes me horny."

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Make Divina's horny old cougar aunt canon!

Inspired by this reblog from @sorcererofsolitude of a hilarious Game Changer clip depicting a sleazy old siren.

Yoko: Can we not and say we did?

Divina: C’mon, Yoko. I even made sure my family stocked up on your favorite blood type!

Yoko: Will your great aunt be there again?

Divina: Um… yes.

Yoko: Then fuck no. That creepy old hag keeps hitting on me.

Divina: *winces* Sorry. I know she’s like crazy old and crazier horny. Was she really that awful?

Yoko: Divina, last time she called me Pretty Geisha—

Divina: 🫢

Yoko: —waved her fish bits at me while winking—

Divina: 😱

Yoko: —then asked, and I quote, “Ya have a hankering for some scrumptious funazushi?”.

Divina: Oh my god! Why didn’t you tell me?! I can’t believe she— Wait, what’s funazushi?

Yoko: Fish that has been fermented for three fucking years. They say it tastes like cheese.

Divina: 🤢

Divina:

Divina: I’ll let them know we can’t make it.

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If this is what Divina's ancestors were like, I think that'd explain a lot. 😂

cheers to whoever wrote literally the most perfect angela prompt imaginable

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Wednesday, walking with Yoko: I still can't fathom why you call Enid a dumb puppygirl. She's exceedingly intelligent!

Yoko: I know she's smart! My point still stands, though. That girl is 100% certified puppy-brained.

Wednesday: That makes absolutely no sense. Besides, you can't prove a hypothesis without testing it. And there's no reliable way to-

Yoko, a smirk coming over her features: A hypothesis, huh?

Yoko leans over to Divina and whispers something in her ear.

Divina produces a bubble wand from her bag and starts blowing bubbles everywhere.

Sure enough, Enid comes bounding around the corner and starts trying to bite as many as she can.

Wednesday: ...Enid, is that really necessary?

Enid, jumping around and nipping wildly at the bubbles: I'M GONNA GET ALL OF THEM! This is the best day EVER!

Yoko, looking smug: Science, baby!

Wednesday: That's not even remotely-

Yoko, doing jazz hands: S C I E N C E !

Wednesday, crossing her arms: I hate you.

AO3: SorcererOfSolitude

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do you know what happened to caitlynskitten/caitlynsdog? i can’t find any of her blogs or sideblogs :(

It is with a heavy heart that I must shed some light on why Tumblr user caitlynskitten has deleted all of her accounts.

A few days ago, I learned that Caitlyn was cheating with several other members of our fandom community. None of them knew that she was doing this.

While our romantic relationship ended a few months ago, it turns out I was one of many. Despite me wanting to make our relationship public, she was vehemently against it. I respected her wishes. Now I see why she was so adamant.

I contemplated just saying nothing, but I realized that there may be others out there who she lied to. If I got ghosted by my so-called lover, I'd want to know why. Now everyone gets to know.

The sad reality is that I accepted shitty treatment and ignored red flags because I truly believed that I found someone who understood me. That part is my fault, and I won't be making that mistake again.

If you were also hurt by Caitlyn, my DMs are open to you. I hope those who were negatively affected by her get the closure they need from this and are able to move forward.

- Sorcerer 🪐

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Enid: Howdy, girlies! Guess what? I got this new stuffed animal! What should I name it?

Wednesday: s o u p s p o o n

Enid: Um, absolutely not! Pick something nicer.

Wednesday: s p a t u l a

Enid: I don't thi-

Wednesday: w h e a t g e r m

Enid, pursing her lips: Looks like you're on naming duty, Fangs!

Yoko, t-posing and staring up at the ceiling:

M O I S T C O T T O N B A L L

Enid: ...You know, I used to think you two were opposites, but now I know you're on opposite sides of THE SAME CRAZY COIN!

Silence.

Divina, timidly: I think Pistachio is a nice name...

Enid, lighting up: See?? That's why Divina always gets to name my stuffed animals.

Yoko, shaking her head: The system is rigged.

AO3: SorcererOfSolitude

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I see your Lady Dimitrescu, and I raise you one Yoko Tanaka.

That girls eats pussy like Pac-Man eats dots.

Omnomnomnomnomnomnom

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I adore this. You understood the assignment.

yoko + divina

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Eventually...

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I am shocked.

I am enraged.

I am disappointed.

I hope all minorities find ways to stay safe.

I hope Trump voters never get laid again.

I hope when these four years of chaos are done, someone genuinely progressive will rise through the flames and offer Americans a better path forward.

I mourn for women.

I mourn for trans and visibly queer people.

I mourn for Palestine.

I will be voting with my dollars. Fascism doesn't pay in this house.

I will be physically and emotionally divesting from anyone I find to have voted for this mess. Fuck unity. Fuck civility. Fuck every rule that has led us to this point. Civil rights are not an 'agree to disagree' issue.

I will be making unapologetically queer art. We are not going anywhere, nor will we cower in fear in the face of criminalization and dehumanization.

Looks like we've got a new punk era on our hands, folks. Let's destroy Christofascism and look fabulous doing it.

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My liege, how do you remain positive in a world so cruel?

There is a lot of despair right now. I do not wish to add for it. A lot of things can be taken from me, but I will remain hopeful and silly and filled with love for the people I care about. They will not take away my joy

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war never changes

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Jayson Clothing, 1956