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Enid: Howdy, girlies! Guess what? I got this new stuffed animal! What should I name it?

Wednesday: s o u p s p o o n

Enid: Um, absolutely not! Pick something nicer.

Wednesday: s p a t u l a

Enid: I don't thi-

Wednesday: w h e a t g e r m

Enid, pursing her lips: Looks like you're on naming duty, Fangs!

Yoko, t-posing and staring up at the ceiling:

M O I S T C O T T O N B A L L

Enid: ...You know, I used to think you two were opposites, but now I know you're on opposite sides of THE SAME CRAZY COIN!

Silence.

Divina, timidly: I think Pistachio is a nice name...

Enid, lighting up: See?? That's why Divina always gets to name my stuffed animals.

Yoko, shaking her head: The system is rigged.

AO3: SorcererOfSolitude

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I see your Lady Dimitrescu, and I raise you one Yoko Tanaka.

That girls eats pussy like Pac-Man eats dots.

Omnomnomnomnomnomnom

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I adore this. You understood the assignment.

yoko + divina

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Eventually...

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I am shocked.

I am enraged.

I am disappointed.

I hope all minorities find ways to stay safe.

I hope Trump voters never get laid again.

I hope when these four years of chaos are done, someone genuinely progressive will rise through the flames and offer Americans a better path forward.

I mourn for women.

I mourn for trans and visibly queer people.

I mourn for Palestine.

I will be voting with my dollars. Fascism doesn't pay in this house.

I will be physically and emotionally divesting from anyone I find to have voted for this mess. Fuck unity. Fuck civility. Fuck every rule that has led us to this point. Civil rights are not an 'agree to disagree' issue.

I will be making unapologetically queer art. We are not going anywhere, nor will we cower in fear in the face of criminalization and dehumanization.

Looks like we've got a new punk era on our hands, folks. Let's destroy Christofascism and look fabulous doing it.

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My liege, how do you remain positive in a world so cruel?

There is a lot of despair right now. I do not wish to add for it. A lot of things can be taken from me, but I will remain hopeful and silly and filled with love for the people I care about. They will not take away my joy

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war never changes

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Jayson Clothing, 1956

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You know how some people have those "Beware of Dog" signs on their fence?

Well, I was just thinking... when Enid and Wednesday get their first house together, do you think Enid will put a sign up that just says "Beware of Me" with a goofy little graphic of her giving a thumbs up?

Surely, the neighbors would be confused, but I think that would be inevitable, given who they're dealing with.

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In the future, at the end of a wedding ceremony officiated by, of all people, Wednesday Addams.

Divina: *happy crying* I do.

Wednesday: *nods* By the powers infested in me, I now pronounce you wife and wife. You may now commence kissing.

Yoko: *whispers* Addams, the line is ‘by the power vested in me,’ not ‘infested.’

Wednesday: *in 666 infernal voices* Ī̷̢̯̹͍͈̟̬̗͖̙͈̀̋͗ͅͅ ̶̨̨̤̰̱̙̣̟͉͙̟͖̳͚̋̅̿̓͑̓̅̍̔̓̋s̸̛̗̯̯̘̫̰̖̟̓̿͒̈́̆͝a̴̢͚̼̎̋̈͋͗̈́͊̈́́́͠ͅi̸̡̨͇̜̼͚̪̫̹̰̼̖̭̼͇̪̿̈̏̋̇̉̈̆͌͋̿̀͒̕͝͝͠d̷̥̮̀ ̷̜̟͎͔̩͕̦͉͉̘͈͇̥͂̆͋̐̐̍̕͝͝ţ̷͍̝͙͖̉͐̽̀̀̊̊̍̎̕o̶̢̜̞͔̻̰̣̖̟̗̮̖͔̺͋̃̐̈́ ̵̧̜̝̹͙͇͓̻̩͔͚̣̤̓̍̓͐ͅĶ̴͈̹͗̓͐̈́̍̅̍̈́͐̍̃̋̌́̕Ǐ̷̢͕̜̗͖͉̳̗́͗̄̊͐̄͋͠S̵̗̮̯̤͂̓̒͋̓̐̈̈̂̈̕̚Ş̴̛̞̥͔̟͓̻̜̗̹̱̤̝̖̭͓͂̋̓̏́̊̐̂̒̾͘̕!

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Brach's, 1960

Theme Week: Candy 🍬

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Yoko @ Divina

Poor girl has SO many lil' bite marks after a wild night in bed.

Divina: You bit my boob?!

Yoko: I'M SORRY! IT LOOKED TASTY!

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Enid: I’m not a dog! I’m a werewolf!

Wednesday: I believe you! I believe you….

Wednesday: *throws her plushie across the room*

Enid: *jumps out and chases it on all fours.*

Enid: *picks up the plushie with her mouth and returns it to Wednesday*

Enid:

Enid: HEY WAIT A MINUTE-

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Divina may not have a canonical last name, but that's okay. Divina Tanaka sounds better anyway :)

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I Voted! 🤗

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my toxic trait is that i genuinely believe that the side effects of immortality won't affect me. i have so much stuff i want to learn i won't even notice the centuries go by. also i'm nosey as hell so the decades-deep gossip would keep myself from isolating from human society because i want to know what's going on. i would make such a good vampire i stand by this

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Found Divina’s burner account

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!