#sharksposts

[sharklovingcriminals]

Bianca: ah shit what's that song called?

Wednesday: I shall Shazam it

Yoko:...

Bianca:...

Divina:...

Yoko:... Does she know how to do that???

Enid (head in her hands, smiling and staring adoringly at Wednesday): No, not at all. She's going to write the song out as sheet music, transpose it to a minor key and slow it down, phone her parents and play it on the cello so they can identify it for her.

Yoko: I'll never understand how you two ended up together.

Enid (sighing): I know, me neither, she's just so perfect 💕

Yoko: That could not be further from what I meant.

Bianca: How the fuck did you just say the heart emoji out loud what the fuck

[sharklovingcriminals]

ALWAYS SHOULD BE SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOVEEE

Boys who become girls who become machines <3

[starrynet]

I’m happy to be getting in on the ground floor of the shrenaissance (sharks renaissance)

[magnetic-tide]

I think watching Devin Cooley's first ever game has made me irrevocably attached to him

that may cause problems for this game

[sharklovingcriminals]

WAIT FUCK WENCLAIRE'S LIKE WENCLAIR BUT CLAIRES

this just in Claire's ships wenclair lol

[puckpocketed]

researching this kid is a trip and a half

[ca77um-ilo77]

i need my cat to stop eating my cheesecake while i'm trying to sharkspost

[kitnita]

sharks posters being nice to me in the tags of my Very Specific sharks posts hello ……. i think that when i went briefly insane about the equally brief jacob peterson sharks era there were maybe less people sharksposting …………. but unfortunately this is just What I Turn Into whenever one of noted stars goaltender jakob ‘jake’ ‘otter’ oettinger’s best friends gets traded to san jose 😭 which has happened twice now but. it’s a pattern! i am Here as long as delly is here which for rn is two years but hopefully the stray finds his forever home etc etc and i WILL probably be using that time to get invested in other guys

[sharklovingcriminals]

nooo don't stare into the face of god your so sexy aha

(while shaking) fhfjcchh/&/&;&(£3!!sjkdjxbazlck…… trees and MMFNFDHXHXHJSMM suuuunnn….lllgigihiighht… the rays,,,’dnsnxaklxkfis going through the TREESS aAUAUAAGHHH the LEAVES look at Th e SUN SPOTS!!

OH MY GOSH THE …!,!&;&:&.@.@‘xnxn UNFATHOMABLE BEAUTY..,,’zmxnxb PLEASE STOP IM A MORTAL WITH A LIMITED BRAIN OH GOD OH GOSH OH GGGFDHHXHHXJXJXJCNNFNSZOFNKENLANXKBFKBD

[opashoo]

Interaction between Amèlie (6'5" hare) and gf's April (3'6" rabbit)

[sharklovingcriminals]

Yoko: hey Enid, I know how hard thid is but we're going to have to move away from the coffin at some point

Enid: No I'll just wait here

Divina: Enid, it uh, it really seems like you haven't accepted what's happened and... listen, I don't want to be the bearer of bad news but, Wednesday's gone.

Enid: She'll come back. She told me she'd come back, she said "Enid, I shall come back", so like, just wait til she comes back.

Yoko (sighing): right sure

Yoko: I think that we shou- OH MY GOD WEDNESDAY WHAT THE FUCK

Wednesday (brushing splinters of coffin from her shoulders): I have come back

Yoko: WELL FUCK ME THEN, I GUESS

[erikkarlsson]

with the 60th overall pick in the 2016 nhl draft, the san jose sharks have selected...kurt hummel from glee!

[sharklovingcriminals]

Wednesday: Enid, I have another emotion for you to describe, what does anger feel like

Enid: Oh easy, so picture Xavier and-

Wednesday: Thank you, that description was truly visceral, I already feel furious

[sharklovingcriminals]

Enid: Are there any crimes you haven't committed?

Wednesday: Vehicular manslaughter.

Wednesday: Oh wait did you say haven't? Oh then armed robbery -

Enid: YOU KILLED SOMEONE WITH A CAR?? OH My God...

Enid: ...

Enid: Is it wrong that that kinda turns me on?

[sharklovingcriminals]

Wednesday: I am thrilled to announce that our room is haunted

Enid: What?

Bianca: Oh whatever, ghosts aren't real

Yoko: Yeah how'd you work that one out?

Wednesday: Well, I often hear heavy breathing and slight moaning noises in the night

Enid (blushing slightly): What? That's crazy?

Yoko:....

Bianca:...

Wednesday: Sometimes my name is whispered as well, very softly

Enid: Yeah no idea that's like so creepy huh

Yoko:...

Bianca:...

Wednesday: Sometimes I hear a creaking noise, like the sort beds make

Enid: I mean ghosts are always making things creak right we should probably get an exorcist in quick and not think too hard about anything that you like hear at night or anything

Yoko:....

Bianca:...

Wednesday: I am yet to find an explanation for the noise of vibration though

Enid: uh rattling pipes it must be there's really no other explanation at all that I can think of

Yoko: Clearly someone in your room has been making a lot of ectoplasm, huh pup?

Enid: shut up

[sharklovingcriminals]

Enid: Guys, I think Wednesday wants to eat me, like cannibalism style

Yoko: Ex-fucking-scuse me

Divina: Oh my god

Bianca: What?

Enid: Isn't that like sooo romantic

Yoko: NO

Bianca: Absolutely not

Enid: It's like totally cannibalism as a metaphor for love she wants mee so baddd

Yoko: ... I don't know what to say

Divina: I suppose I can't judge, I let Yoko drink my blood

Yoko: THAT'S DIFFERENT, THAT'S HOT THIS IS WEIRD

Bianca (wistfully): I remember when I was friends with normal people