#sharksposting

[magnetic-tide]

I think watching Devin Cooley's first ever game has made me irrevocably attached to him

that may cause problems for this game

[sharklovingcriminals]

Bianca: ah shit what's that song called?

Wednesday: I shall Shazam it

Yoko:...

Bianca:...

Divina:...

Yoko:... Does she know how to do that???

Enid (head in her hands, smiling and staring adoringly at Wednesday): No, not at all. She's going to write the song out as sheet music, transpose it to a minor key and slow it down, phone her parents and play it on the cello so they can identify it for her.

Yoko: I'll never understand how you two ended up together.

Enid (sighing): I know, me neither, she's just so perfect 💕

Yoko: That could not be further from what I meant.

Bianca: How the fuck did you just say the heart emoji out loud what the fuck

[starrynet]

I’m happy to be getting in on the ground floor of the shrenaissance (sharks renaissance)

[puckpocketed]

researching this kid is a trip and a half

[sharklovingcriminals]

ALWAYS SHOULD BE SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOVEEE

Boys who become girls who become machines <3

[ca77um-ilo77]

i need my cat to stop eating my cheesecake while i'm trying to sharkspost

[kitnita]

sharks posters being nice to me in the tags of my Very Specific sharks posts hello ……. i think that when i went briefly insane about the equally brief jacob peterson sharks era there were maybe less people sharksposting …………. but unfortunately this is just What I Turn Into whenever one of noted stars goaltender jakob ‘jake’ ‘otter’ oettinger’s best friends gets traded to san jose 😭 which has happened twice now but. it’s a pattern! i am Here as long as delly is here which for rn is two years but hopefully the stray finds his forever home etc etc and i WILL probably be using that time to get invested in other guys

[opashoo]

Interaction between Amèlie (6'5" hare) and gf's April (3'6" rabbit)

[sharklovingcriminals]

WAIT FUCK WENCLAIRE'S LIKE WENCLAIR BUT CLAIRES

this just in Claire's ships wenclair lol

[magnetic-tide]

Cooley seems like a nice boy

maybe nice enough to let us score a few goals?

pretty please?

[sharklovingcriminals]

Yoko: hey Enid, I know how hard thid is but we're going to have to move away from the coffin at some point

Enid: No I'll just wait here

Divina: Enid, it uh, it really seems like you haven't accepted what's happened and... listen, I don't want to be the bearer of bad news but, Wednesday's gone.

Enid: She'll come back. She told me she'd come back, she said "Enid, I shall come back", so like, just wait til she comes back.

Yoko (sighing): right sure

Yoko: I think that we shou- OH MY GOD WEDNESDAY WHAT THE FUCK

Wednesday (brushing splinters of coffin from her shoulders): I have come back

Yoko: WELL FUCK ME THEN, I GUESS

[erikkarlsson]

with the 60th overall pick in the 2016 nhl draft, the san jose sharks have selected...kurt hummel from glee!

[sharklovingcriminals]

nooo don't stare into the face of god your so sexy aha

(while shaking) fhfjcchh/&/&;&(£3!!sjkdjxbazlck…… trees and MMFNFDHXHXHJSMM suuuunnn….lllgigihiighht… the rays,,,’dnsnxaklxkfis going through the TREESS aAUAUAAGHHH the LEAVES look at Th e SUN SPOTS!!

OH MY GOSH THE …!,!&;&:&.@.@‘xnxn UNFATHOMABLE BEAUTY..,,’zmxnxb PLEASE STOP IM A MORTAL WITH A LIMITED BRAIN OH GOD OH GOSH OH GGGFDHHXHHXJXJXJCNNFNSZOFNKENLANXKBFKBD

[magnetic-tide]

Hi baby shark goalie!! welcome to Climate Pledge Arena!!

[magnetic-tide]

tonight is the night of managing expectations and staying silly while hoping for the best outcome!!

[magnetic-tide]

Well! the sharks won!

and the flames!

nothing else happened at all for the entire rest of the day!