#sharksposting

[sharklovingcriminals]

Bianca: ah shit what's that song called?

Wednesday: I shall Shazam it

Yoko:...

Bianca:...

Divina:...

Yoko:... Does she know how to do that???

Enid (head in her hands, smiling and staring adoringly at Wednesday): No, not at all. She's going to write the song out as sheet music, transpose it to a minor key and slow it down, phone her parents and play it on the cello so they can identify it for her.

Yoko: I'll never understand how you two ended up together.

Enid (sighing): I know, me neither, she's just so perfect 💕

Yoko: That could not be further from what I meant.

Bianca: How the fuck did you just say the heart emoji out loud what the fuck

[puckpocketed]

researching this kid is a trip and a half

[sharklovingcriminals]

ALWAYS SHOULD BE SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOVEEE

Boys who become girls who become machines <3

[james-hinchcliffe]

i need my cat to stop eating my cheesecake while i'm trying to sharkspost

[opashoo]

Interaction between Amèlie (6'5" hare) and gf's April (3'6" rabbit)

[erikkarlsson]

with the 60th overall pick in the 2016 nhl draft, the san jose sharks have selected...kurt hummel from glee!

[sharklovingcriminals]

ALWAYS SHOULD BE SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOOOVE

boy whos a girl whos a boy was actually named something of the year but it was too loud in the theatre and nobody heard oh well

[magnetic-tide]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=29U5OocM_iU sharkie gettinf stuck in the rafters...!

that was better than i could've imagined, oh my god!

if i'm up there scared for my life and Randy Hahn says "he's high enough up conceivably you could play the game" there's no chance i forgive him

tysm for sending me the link, my shrockey knowledge is better for it

edit: clickable link for those interested

[sharklovingcriminals]

Yoko: hey Enid, I know how hard thid is but we're going to have to move away from the coffin at some point

Enid: No I'll just wait here

Divina: Enid, it uh, it really seems like you haven't accepted what's happened and... listen, I don't want to be the bearer of bad news but, Wednesday's gone.

Enid: She'll come back. She told me she'd come back, she said "Enid, I shall come back", so like, just wait til she comes back.

Yoko (sighing): right sure

Yoko: I think that we shou- OH MY GOD WEDNESDAY WHAT THE FUCK

Wednesday (brushing splinters of coffin from her shoulders): I have come back

Yoko: WELL FUCK ME THEN, I GUESS

[endeus]

(this is in sharks lb cause its about a sharkspost)

[sharklovingcriminals]

WAIT FUCK WENCLAIRE'S LIKE WENCLAIR BUT CLAIRES

this just in Claire's ships wenclair lol

[puckpocketed]

hi!!! i saw ur post abt sam dickinson when he got drafted and then a few abt jacob fowler and as a newly indoctrinated sharks fan, i was like oh!!! so i just wanted to stick my head in and say hi!

hhii.....i just want to say we do NOT do refunds around here . no takebacks. any psychological damage suffered is something you consented to on the waiver. ok? ok. welcome <3

i must stress i am new here and stumbling around blind in the dark . this blog is not your sharks blog source. i think ill just link my favourite sharks blogs - in no particular order!!! (there are also blogs not mentioned here because they're some of these peoples mains/alts, i honestly just didnt wanna make this 2000 words long, so sorry if i missed u, i am thinking of u fondly!!)

@neonfretra <- ok i said no order but im lying about this one . my beloved colleague in sharks academia. we are half reblogs of each other during lbs so . deepest apologies for that. come to puckpocketed and see neonfretra2: the sqeakuel. neonfretra makes very cool art (said like a completely regular person with all my hinges attached !) <3

@oensible <- they are equal first in my heart my other beloved colleague and literally the very first sharks lb'er i ever interacted with. made the space silly and warm and ough <3 not super active atm but very very occasionally drops banger art + gifs + shows up in lbs and i cherish every SECOND !

@pacific-coast-hockey <- u will learn very quickly that being a sharks fan means also having brain worms about the sj barracuda. unavoidable disease SORRY!!! we love our silly ahl team. this is your cuda source!

@18minutemajor <- wall to wall bangers . art. art. beer league stories if u like those. more cuda content. like i cannot stress to u enough about the cuda part of Sharkudablr . also posts sheng pengs deranged editorials sometimes <3

@matthewmaticallyeliminated <- sharks media poster. + sometimes photos u wont find on other socials !! really, really good at screencapping games. 10/10 great taste in caps, bangers all the time.

@tofumilanesa <- skating blog, sometimes scholarship, and sharks shitposter. been here a long time. wekky source (to ME) . every time we talk im scared ill embarrass myself <3

@knitpurlgoal <- sharksposting!! also textile arts. also been around a lot longer than me :) honestly everyones been around longer LMAO !!sometimes sends me pager alerts like im due for surgery when theres big news.

[sharklovingcriminals]

Wednesday: Enid, I have another emotion for you to describe, what does anger feel like

Enid: Oh easy, so picture Xavier and-

Wednesday: Thank you, that description was truly visceral, I already feel furious

[sharklovingcriminals]

Enid: Are there any crimes you haven't committed?

Wednesday: Vehicular manslaughter.

Wednesday: Oh wait did you say haven't? Oh then armed robbery -

Enid: YOU KILLED SOMEONE WITH A CAR?? OH My God...

Enid: ...

Enid: Is it wrong that that kinda turns me on?

[sharklovingcriminals]

nooo don't stare into the face of god your so sexy aha

(while shaking) fhfjcchh/&/&;&(£3!!sjkdjxbazlck…… trees and MMFNFDHXHXHJSMM suuuunnn….lllgigihiighht… the rays,,,’dnsnxaklxkfis going through the TREESS aAUAUAAGHHH the LEAVES look at Th e SUN SPOTS!!

OH MY GOSH THE …!,!&;&:&.@.@‘xnxn UNFATHOMABLE BEAUTY..,,’zmxnxb PLEASE STOP IM A MORTAL WITH A LIMITED BRAIN OH GOD OH GOSH OH GGGFDHHXHHXJXJXJCNNFNSZOFNKENLANXKBFKBD