#xavier thorpe

[achromatophoric]

One afternoon, in the Headmistress’ office.

Xavier: Principal Weems, you HAVE to do something about this!

Principal Weems: Calm down, Mister Thorpe. Miss Barclay was telling you the truth. She has my express permission to use her siren’s call as needed.

Xavier: *sputters* What? But you can’t just let her do that! It’s wrong!

Principal Weems: These are extenuating circumstances. For your benefit, I will point out that she is permitted to use them only on Miss Addams and Miss Sinclair—

Principal Weems: —and only for the remainder of the week.

Xavier: *fumes*

Principal Weems: Now if that is all—

Xavier: Why?

Principal Weems: Mister Xavier, I have already told you more than—

Xavier: I’ll call my father and let him know what’s going on, unless you tell me why.

Principal Weems: *icy glare*

Principal Weems: If you must know, they are in heat. A siren’s call is the best method we have on hand that allows for an uninterrupted and appropriate school experience during this time.

Xavier: 😦

Xavier: But Wednesday isn’t a werewolf. Psychics don’t have heats.

Principal Weems: Humans don’t have heats. An Addams, however… *shudders at some distant memory*

Principal Weems: I’d sooner suffer another Crackstone.

Xavier: 😧

Principal Weems: So be thankful that Miss Barclay is up to the task. Were it not for her, we would likely all be drowning at this very moment.

Xavier: Drowning? In what, our own blood?

Principal Weems: *snorts* If only.

Xavier: 😨

Bianca: *distantly* Bitches, you will stop touching each other! And you will put those back on! And you will quit trying to—

[creepy-kooky-mysterious-spooky]

@psychic-refugee @hislittleraincloud

I think it’s kind of interesting how this flashback implies that before her scorpion was killed, Wednesday had the personality she was depicted with before the 90s.

[rainbowwonderlandsblog]

Wednesday: What gluttonous cretin decided to help themselves to my food?

Ajax: *points at enid*

Enid: Sorry, I didn't mean to! But I was hungry :(

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Actually, you should eat all of it. You need the energy now that you've wolfed out

Bianca: Whipped!

[yeta-drewit]

Chat I did more influencer Enid.

[shipperofdoomedships]

During a heat wave at Nevermore

Yoko to Wednesday: You're not sweating.

Wednesday: Uh-huh.

[Yoko feels Wednesday's face for any evidence of sweat]

Wednesday: Having fun, there?

Yoko: How could you not be sweating?

Wednesday: I dont sweat.

Yoko: Everybody sweats.

Enid: Not Wednesday.

Eugene: Wednesday never sweats.

Yoko: What do you mean she never sweats?

Wednesday: Sweating is gross, so I don't do it.

Yoko: So what? You're just like... cold blooded?

Xavier: [sarcastically] Wednesday? Cold blooded? What a surprise.

A growling Enid chases Xavier away from the group.

Yoko: Hey.

Wednesday: What?

Yoko: Does it ever worry you that you don't sweat?

Wednesday: No.

Yoko: But, what if one day all your sweat builds up inside and you just explode?

Wednesday: I would love that.

[focusssb]

Xavier texting Wednesday…

Xavier: hey Wednesday

Xavier: I was just wondering what you’re doing rn and if you wanna hang out?

Wednesday typing…

Wednesday: no.

Xavier: no as in your not doing anything?

Wednesday: no as in…

Wednesday sent a picture…

Wednesday:

Xavier: oh

Wednesday block Xavier

Xavier: wtf?!

A/N: fuck Xavier and his actor… I hate that guy

[sxphr]

This is how I imagine it went after Wednesday and Enids first kiss.

Enid, in Yoko's dorm, pacing: Omg. Omg. I just kissed her. I kissed Wednesday Addams.

Yoko: Finally

Bianca: Honestly, I'm surprised it took this long

Enid, still pacing: What if she doesn't like me back? What if I messed up our friendship and she never talks to me again? Is she even into girls?

Meanwhile

Wednesday, sat with Xavier: Enid and I kissed.

Xavier: Took you long enough.

Wednesday: I want to marry her.

Xavier: ...I think you missed a few steps.

[jazzyoranges]

i love you write! can i req where shapeshifter reader's Super high after hanging out with stoners and shift to grizzly bear and can't shift back to human form enid report to wednesday, also reader just talk random shet that all wednesday hear was bear grumbling and whining?, tq 3<

New heights

Wednesday Addams x fem!shapeshifter!reader

Words: 1.1k

Warnings: implied drug use, you’re kinda a dumbass lol, my attempt at humor

A/n: writers block is kicking my ass whoops… also happy new years!

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“Wednesday, can you decipher this?” Enid gets up from her bed to show her roommate the text she just got from you, which seemed to be just a bunch of random letters

“What makes you think I’m going to understand better than you.” Wednesday raises an eyebrow at Enid from where she’s sitting at her desk

“I dunno, she’s your girlfriend? Girlfriend telepathy or something”

“I recall her telling me she was, to put it bluntly, getting high with friends tonight.”

“And you didn’t think to lead with that! Do you know where she is?”

“Knowing her, the forest.”

“And you let her!?” Enid exclaims, a hand racking through her hair

“(Y/n)’s the scariest thing in there. Worst comes to worst she comes out with a few scratches.” The blonde is about to respond when her phone pings with another few messages from you

hey uh tell wednesday to come pick up her girlfriend (10:27)

i think (Y/n)’s lost it (10:27)

i’m her friend btw (10:27)

FUCK PLEASE HURRY SHE’S NOT MENTALLY STABLE ANYMSO (10:28)

“Alright put on your big girl pants, we’re getting your girlfriend” Enid’s phone rings with an incoming facetime from you, and she scrambles to click join. What she doesn’t expect is the face of one of your friends, looking a little more than worried

“Oh, thank god! I’m sorry for bad first impressions, but-“ A whine is heard in the background your friend turns to the noise

“Chill out dude, your girlfriend is right here!” He turns back to Enid

“Please put Wednesday on, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a bear cry before” Wednesday perks up at her name and swiftly takes the phone from Enid. Your friend turns around the phone so now the two roommates are looking at a grizzly bear that stands on its hind legs, whining and maybe even sobbing

“(Y/n).” Wednesday says, and you snap your head towards the phone held in front of you

Now aware of your girlfriends face in front of you, you get back down onto all fours and boop the screen with your nose

“Wednesday, I missed you! Y’know I was just out here, getting high with my friends as one does, and then all of a sudden I was really sad! Then I started thinking really hard why that might be and I realized it was because you weren’t here! You know how I ugly cry, right? Well I started doing that but for some reason my friends didn’t really understand what I was saying, but I know you’d understand! So that’s why we’re here. Also, I think I might’ve had a growth spurt. I feel really tall and big right now”

Just by the shaking of your phone on the other end of the call, Enid knows her feelings of confusion and maybe fear are shared when you start to grumble and whine. Only you would be able to ramble as a fucking grizzly bear

“C-Connection’s bad, please say something!” Your friend squeaks behind the phone, and Wednesday resists the urge to roll her eyes. It was you, after all. No reason to be scared

“Enid, make sure she doesn’t freak out. I’ll go pick her up.” Wednesday sighs, grabbing her jacket and giving Enid her phone back. She hears you whine even more when you can’t see Wednesday in frame anymore

“(Y/n), can you…” Is the last thing Wednesday hears before leaving the dorm. For an academy that had a curfew, they were astonishingly bad at keeping it upheld. A turn here, climb up that wall, don’t touch that grass near the academy, and boom you’re in the forest before Enid can post something on her blog about Xavier and Bianca’s relationship

You weren’t very difficult to find. The wailing of a bear basically echoed in the forest and claw marks on trees made a clear path to the place you and your friends were getting high at. Well, were getting high at. Wednesday almost wants to watch your friends stay scared behind trees as you claw at the ground below you even more as Enid’s attempts at calming you down seem to be futile

“Wednesday’s almost there, (Y/n)! Maybe just a few more minutes?”

“But I want her now!!” You cry, falling to the ground on your furry stomach with a loud thump

“We’ve already established you’re a bear! We don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about, dude!” Your friends voice cracks

“There are two wolves inside of me…” Your head snaps at the sound of a twig snapping in the forest. You stand up on your hind legs, hoping to intimidate whoever seems to be in the forest with you. You’ve already pissed on every tree so no way another bear would dare challenge you for territory

“Who’s there!”

“Don’t get your fur matted, it’s just me.” Wednesday makes her presence known by a chill in the air, which makes your friend jump but ultimately hide behind her. At first he touches her shoulder but the glare she sends his way makes him rethink his life. Luckily he gets out of the way before you barrel towards Wednesday. This time, as a giant tiger

The Addams is quickly tackled to the floor with your entire body weight on her. Your tongue would probably hurt Wednesday if you licked hard enough so you opt for chuffing wildly while having all the characteristics of a needy house cat. You had to make your peace with not being able to purr as a tiger. Which, you were always mad about. “If big cat, why no purr?” as you’d say

“(Y/n).” Wednesday embraces you. Her hands rack through your fur with calculated fingers that knew where to pet you. Under your stomach, behind the ears, and anywhere on your neck. She also knew where your pressure points were, but there’s no fun in dragging a tiger back to Nevermore

You chuff in response, not planning to stop smothering your girlfriend

“(Y/n).” Wednesday tries again. She fails.

“(Y/n).” This time, the look on your girlfriends face makes you stop your smothering. You blow air into her face with a tilt of your head

“Human, now.” You huff in Wednesday’s face while unwillingly getting off of her. Despite her protest you stay a tiger as you walk over to your friend, who looks confused as ever. Giving him a small nod, you take your phone out of his hand with your mouth and let him pet your head

Next, you scoop up Wednesday on your back while deciding it’s a better time than ever to leave

“S-Same time next week?” Your friend calls behind you. You give him the best smile you can whilst your phone is still in your mouth

You’re halfway out the forest when Wednesday finally decides to talk to you again

“For the record, I’m not doing this again the same time next week.”

//-//

Bonus:

Enid opens her door to; you, who’s taken Wednesday’s jacket with a shit eating grin and Wednesday, who’s glaring at you with what looks to be either murder or adoration.

[incorrect-multiverse]

Xavier: Wednesday isn’t picking up her phone.

Enid: I’ll try.

Xavier: Don’t bother. I already phoned six times-

Wednesday *with mild enthusiasm*: Hello, Enid.

[romancedream]

So apparently, @netflix allowed this Wenclair terrible fanfiction to be published as some kind of novelization for season 1 of the Wednesday series...

Even though it has almost nothing to do with the @wednesdaynetflix series 🤦‍♀️

I mean... how are you going to make Wednesday attracted to Enid in this book when she was canonically attracted to Xavier and Tyler? 🤦‍♀️

Enid being excited when Wednesday told her that she was going to the dance with Xavier...

Enid dating Ajax and kissing him?

Wednesday almost kissing Tyler after their date?

Then Enid sending Wednesday to kiss Tyler at the weathervane?

All of this actually happened in the show that we watched! 🙄

What part of this makes us feel like Enid and Wednesday have romantic or sexual feelings for each other?

@Netflix Do you think we're stupid? Or are you trying to gaslight us🤔?

[achromatophoric]

Enid: Hey, Willa? I think your tablet is borked.

Wednesday: *looks up from writing* My tablet?

Enid: Yeah, you know, your touch-screen? All it does is make a loud shrieking noise when I tap it.

Enid: *demonstrates*

Device: *disturbingly human scream*

Wednesday: It appears to be in working order. What are you expecting it to do?

Enid: Uh— Play movies? Music? Maybe have some games? TikTok?

Wednesday: *stares at Enid* Why would it do any of that?

Enid: Because that’s what Divina’s iPad does?

Wednesday: iPad? Enid, what you are holding is a very different portal to a soul-sucking void.

Enid:

Enid: What?

Wednesday: *stands and carefully takes the device from Enid*

Wednesday: This is Grandmama’s touch-scream slab. I borrowed it to deal with a certain irritant.

Enid: 😨

Enid: Oh. Then… who’s in—

*knock knock*

Enid: *looks to their door* Come in!

Yoko: *peeks head in* Hey you two, have either of you seen Xavier around?

Wednesday: Seen? No, not seen.

Enid: 😮

Yoko: Oh. Huh. Okay then. Laters! *ducks out*

Wednesday: *turns back to Enid and waits*

Enid: That’s… that’s just so… oh my gosh...

Enid: 🫢

Enid: 😐

Enid: 🤔

Enid: Okay, for like reals now, I have three questions. How much does it hurt, can he tell who’s touching it, and just what did he do?

Wednesday: It is utter agony, he senses nothing but darkness and pain, and I caught him just as he was about to animate a nude portrait of—

Enid: *snatches back the slab and begins to furiously jam her finger all over it* OH YOU F—

Device: *SCREAMS OF UNMITIGATED PAIN*

Wednesday: 🥰

[creepy-kooky-mysterious-spooky]

Actors who starred in Addams Family projects and Barbie Movies.

[sourcherryandsprinkles]

Can I request a Xavier Thorpe x reader where Xavier is really affectionate towards reader & Bianca is super jealous. Like they’re all in class and reader sits down next to Xavier and he pulls her chair closer to him & kisses her and plays with her hair throughout the class and Bianca gets jealous so she tries to use her powers to get Xavier to like her again but it doesn’t work because he’s so in love with reader.

Please. Ily

(Girl idk, I just be daydreaming lmao)

I decided to add my own twist to your request as I don’t like it to be too cheesy. I hope you still like it

my taglists are here + you can send requests here at any time

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Textbooks in hands, you walked into Miss Thornhill’s classroom. Your eyes searched for an empty seat, the corner of your mouth lifting when seeing Xavier was sitting alone. His head was down, his gaze focussed on his sketchbook — as always. 

You walked around the table to get to the empty seat. ‘’What are you working on?’’ you asked, putting your things down. 

Xavier looked up for a short second to acknowledge you, then returned his attention to his drawing. ‘’Hey,’’ he greeted. ‘’Just something I saw in a dream. Getting the image on paper helps figuring if it’s linked to being psychic or a regular dream.’’ 

‘’And which one is this one?’’ You peaked at the sketchbook, seeing an old house with a gated fence.

He shrugged, using his finger to blend the pencil marks. ‘’I have not figured it out yet.’’ 

The bell rang, signaling the start of the lesson. Miss Thornhill walked in front of her desk, the heels of her red boots clicking on the tiles, instructing the class to open their textbooks to page 394. 

You grabbed yours and flipped through the pages, but before you could get to the right page, you felt your chair moving as Xavier was smoothly pulling it closer to his. Sitting at the same table wasn’t close enough for his liking. 

The small gesture awakened a pang of jealousy in Bianca, who was sitting at the table right next to yours. Her siren eyes were pointing daggers at you, in her heart still considering Xavier hers although they had broken up. 

After class, you gave Xavier a quick kiss before parting for lunch to meet with Enid and the other girls from Ophelia Hall to talk strategy for the coming Poe cup tournament. The Black Cats were going to win this year!

‘’For the costumes, I was thinking we could—’’

Enid’s words got drowned as you saw Bianca coming up to Xavier, her neck bare. You never thought she would use her powers on him to get him back — it was twisted —, but love makes you do crazy things. You weren’t too worried, though. Xavier was safe from her persuasiveness. You had made sure of it by giving him a necklace with a special stone.

But you were very curious to see the look on Bianca’s face when she’ll realize her powers weren’t working. 

Excusing yourself, you crossed the quad. 

‘’It’s not going to work,’’ you told Bianca, surprising her from behind. ‘’I understand that rejection hurt, but if you have to go as low as forcing someone into love you, maybe you should check your morals.’’ 

‘’I don’t know what you’re talking about...’’ She gave you an innocent look. ‘’Xavier and I were just talking.’’ 

‘’I saw you, Bianca. You were going to hypnotize him. But, as I said, it’s not going to work.’’ 

The siren narrowed her eyebrows, still denying what she tried to do. ‘’Did you spike his breakfast with a love potion?’’ Her eyes flickered to Xavier, trying to turn him against you. ‘’She practices witchcraft, you know that, right?’’

‘’Love potions don’t make people fall in love. It only makes a person infatuated with another,’’ you corrected, shutting her accusation. 

Bianca’s mouth curled into a smirk, not letting go. ‘’You seem to know a lot about the subject. Are you sure you haven’t used one before?’’ 

Having enough of the argument, Xavier tried to break it. ‘’Bianca, that’s enough!’’ he told her, his green eyes more than serious.

—

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[yeta-drewit]

WEDNESDAY TEACHER AU

Abbott Elementary au(?). I kind of just did a teacher au with a sitcom style storytelling.

May make more art about this, it’s obviously a Wenclair story. Tyler is still the Hyde I just thought it would be ironic if he teaches about normie human history while being a bigot.

[tabrisofmars]

Xavier and Ajax are playing video games when Goody appears behind the TV.

Ajax: Holy shit dude!

Xavier: Damn Wednesday you can't just pop out of walls at us

Goody: I am Goody Addams, dead yet lingering. Wednesday is my descendant.

Ajax: Bro, its a ghost!

Xavier: Okay, so why are you haunting us instead of Wednesday?

Goody: I interrupted what Enid called their 'makeout sesh'. She bid me 'go haunt Creepytown or Loserville so we have privacy'

Xavier:

Goody: Wednesday said both locations were in this room and gave me directions.

[hislittleraincloud]

Look at how happy she looks in the role 👀