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Enid: *storms into Yoko’s room* WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HER?!

Yoko: *cramming stuff into a suitcase* It was just another nickname!

Enid: Bullshit! What kind of dumb nickname would leave my Wednesday damn near catatonic?

Yoko: Shorticia.

Enid:

Yoko: *still frantically packing*

Enid:

Enid: Flight to Tokyo?

Yoko: Leaves in 90 minutes.

Enid: *explodes into motion* I’ll text Thing to hide her stakes. We have maybe 15 minutes til she comes to, so let’s GO👏GO👏GO👏!

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Yoko: *peers at one of those creepy sculptures with the eyes that follow you around*

Yoko: Ugh. That whole unblinking dead-eyed stare thing is squicking me the fuck out. Don’t you just hate how it feels?

Yoko:

Yoko: *glances over* Enid?

Enid: *has been staring longingly at the unsettling statue*

Enid: *bites lip* I should call her.

Yoko: 🤦‍♀️

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Supporting characters who appear in a single episode of a tv show and have an enormous fandom presence I love you

Shout out Jess from Supergirl who was in one (1) episode and subsequently appears in a huge majority of supercorp fics

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Lena rhe first time she sees Kara

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Writing these ficlets are so fun!

Check out chapter 5 on AO3

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At a raging party held by Nevermore University’s largest (and coincidentally most toxic) werewolf fraternity.

Bianca: I know these guys are all total dicks, but I gotta admit, this party is fire.

Wednesday: I strongly disagree.

Bianca: *eye roll* Of course you would.

Wednesday: You misunderstand. I am simply stating that your observation is… premature.

Bianca: Excuse me?

Random fur: The fuck? Is that a disembodied ha—

🔥FWOOSH🔥

Random fur: FIRE! FIRE!!

Bianca: 😐

Bianca: *watches one of many fully-engulfed furs run past*

Bianca: Ah. Of course. Silly me.

Thing: *scampers up to Wednesday*

Wednesday: *glances down at Thing* There you are.

Wednesday: The one who dared to call Enid a hot piece of ass, did you find him?

Thing: 👍

Wednesday: And has that ass been reduced to hot pieces?

Thing: 👍

Wednesday: Good work, Thing. Mission accomplished.

Bianca: 🙄

Bianca: Why did I let you convince me to come along?

Wednesday: *points off to the side*

Bianca: 😒

Bianca: Oh, look at that—an untouched keg of beer, free of arson. Excuse me while I go rescue it.

Bianca: *liberates herself a beer*

Wednesday: *admires Thing’s handiwork*

Thing: 🤛

Wednesday:

Wednesday: *sighs*

Wednesday/Thing: 🤜🤛

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Wednesday wearing a wolf skin coat when meeting Ester for the first time to establish dominance

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Wednesday: Do you know why I requested your presence here tonight?

Enid: *shamefully looks down* Because when I tried to get back at you, I… I accidentally put you in a coma and nearly killed you.

Enid: *choked sob* And I am so so so sorry!

Wednesday: *freezes on one knee with a hand in her pocket* Accidentally?

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Wednesday showing up to prom on their last year of school.

E: Willa, why does your coat have my mother’s scent?

W: Maybe because it is your mother’s pelt?

E: 🫢 Wednesday Friday Addams, you didn’t!

W: What? It is a lovely handmade coat with impecable craftsmanship.

E: 😒

W: Besides this way, you will always have your mother close when we are married, Mon loup. 😏

E: You know what? *sighs* Fair! *Pulls Wednesday by the coat and kisses her*

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Enid: There's no way Wednesday likes me back.

Yoko: You’re joking, right? If the Hunger Games were real, Darkness Evermean would volunteer as tribute for you.

Enid: *sighs* Wednesday already does that for fun, Yoko.

Yoko: Pardon?

Enid: Yeah, I saw her do it at her totes exclusive family reunion.

Yoko:

Yoko: How exclusive?

Enid: Like just direct family, significant others, fiancés, life partners, soulmates—

Yoko:

Enid: —and academic roommates.

Yoko:

Enid: *plaintive whine* How do I get her to like me?

Yoko: 🤬

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During a tour of the Addams estate.

Wednesday: And this is the Pit of Unravelled Nightmares. Over a hundred fools have fallen prey to it throughout the centuries.

Enid: Yikes. Why the heck do people keeping dying to it?

Wednesday: Legend has it that the one who braves the pit’s harrowing depths and succeeds in reaching its bottom may claim the treasures hidden within.

Enid: So like gold and jewels?

Wednesday: For the most part.

Enid: *eye roll* Of course. People can be so freaking dumb.

Wednesday: Agreed. Risking certain death for merely the chance of gold, jewels, and a magical unicorn? Sheer stupidity.

Enid: 😯

Enid: 😒

Wednesday: *walks head* Now then, Lurch should have lunch ready by the time we return. What would you like to drink?

Wednesday:

Wednesday: *glances back* Enid?

Enid: 🫥

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Enid, NO.

Enid: *already deep within the pit* BUT UNICORN!

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(In the living room of the complex)

Yelena: Teach me the coin trick, Kate Bishop.

Kate: Again? I've taught you a million times... *Yelena with shining eyes* …But I don’t resist my little widow.

(Kate gets up to get a coin)

Peter whispering quickly: You’re going to tell me why you want to see her explaining the trick, if you left two people unconscious on the first attempt?

Yelena: A- one of the people doesn't count, if it's you.

Yelena: And B... *Kate comes back playing with the coin* …I love to see how skillful she is with fingers.

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Wednesday: I don’t see what the issue is.

Enid: Seriously? Are you for real right now?

Wednesday: As real as the cruel inevitability of death. You require paper to be cleanly cut with precision. After my modifications, this device is more than adequate for the task.

Enid: Wednesday, I am NOT using your guillotine for my paper craft!

Wednesday: *disdainful snort* Why? Because it’s not recommended by any of those so-called influencers you—

Enid: The BLOOD, Wednesday. Because of the freaking blood!

Wednesday: 😒

Bloody guillotine: *drips*

Wednesday: Ah.

Enid: *glares expectantly*

Wednesday:

Wednesday: I’ll get the bleach.

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Enid: Do you think she’ll like it?

Yoko: It looks cute but I don’t think Wednesday likes to wear anything baggy. I think it’s just you.

Enid: But it has a cute wolf and raven print on the front!

Yoko: I think she’ll appreciate a size S than an L.

They hear the door opening and Enid quickly bundles the gift under her shirt

Wednesday: Hello- OH MY GOD!

Enid: What?!

Wednesday: My love….. are you… pregnant?

Enid looks down and realizes her mistake

Enid thinking: Come on Enid just tell the truth. No need to hide this gift from her. She’ll probably like it a lot.

Enid: It’s Yoko’s.

Wednesday: What?!

Yoko: WHAT?!