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Wednesday: Big spoon or little spoon?

Enid: Big spoon, obvi!

Wednesday: *thoughtful look*

Wednesday: I… believe I understand. The larger spoon will assuredly become stuck in the orbital socket, requiring additional leverage and force to be applied.

Wednesday: The resulting agony will far exceed that suffered from a quick and comparatively simple extraction of ocular content.

Wednesday: Enid, you are a genius. This will vastly expedite the interrogation. Thank you, mi lobita.

Enid: No prob, babe! Always happy to help!

Wednesday: *kisses Enid and storms away*

Enid: Aww. She called me a genius!

Enid: 🥰

Enid: 🙂

Enid: 🤨

Enid: Wait, did she say interro—BABE! GET BACK HERE!

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Wednesday: Don’t be absurd. I have not corrupted Enid.

Bianca: Uh huh. Hey, what’s the byproduct of the American healthcare system?

Wednesday: Dead bodies.

Enid: Again? I’ll get the shovels! *skips away*

Wednesday:

Bianca: That’s what I thought.

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It’s that time of year to say no to the Salvation Army.

Never forget they let a Trans woman die instead of helping her.

Never forget they have tossed entire families on the street for having an LGBT child.

Never forget they tell non Christian families that unless they convert they will not help them.

Never forget that the Salvation Army is bigoted and hateful, many of the bell ringers routinely heckle and harass LGBT couples.

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Thots on the Pope

So the pope has thots now

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Me when the slow burn is slow burning

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Wednesday: "Enid, where is my sword?"

Enid, distantly: "I uh, I put it away!"

Wednesday: "Where?"

Enid: "Why do you need to know?"

Wednesday: "I need it!"

Enid, entering the room: "Oh no you don't, babycakes. We are GOING to this charity auction."

Wednesday: "Nevermore is in DANGER, Enid!"

Enid: "My EVENING is in danger, Wednesday! You are not fighting any evil reanimated puritans, crazed stalkers, or rabid werewolves today!"

Wednesday: "You tell me where my sword is wolf! We are talking about a genuine danger to outcasts!

Enid: "The only danger you need concern yourself with tonight is ME. Your mother is hosting this auction. We. Are. Going. You'll hug your mother for no less than 10 seconds, and you will buy me something pretty. Now, get your coat."

Wednesday, swordless and fuming: "...yes, dear."

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Wenclair Week - Day 4: Twilight

Wednesday: This is the skin of a killer, mia bella.

Enid: Okay, first of all, gross!

Enid: Second, I’m low-key impressed you got it all off in one piece. This is like—perfectly processed.

Enid: Third, you somehow kept it hidden from me and my wolf nose. Where was it?

Wednesday: Bound with rope up in the rafters our room.

Enid: Huh. So when you said that funny smell was just bats?

Wednesday: I lied.

Enid: *hums thoughtfully*

Wednesday: Then you approve of my gift?

Enid: Yeah, but only because the tongue twister is freaking lit.

Wednesday: Tongue twister?

Enid: Babe, you lied to hide inside up high the dried and tied hide of the hyde that died.

Wednesday:

Enid: 😘

Wednesday:

Wednesday: I hate you for making me love you so much.

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Trini: You’re so cute when you bite your bottom lip.

Kim: It’d be cuter if you were biting it for me.

Trini: What?

Kim: What?

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Incorrect Power Rangers quotes

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my favourite inside joke trimberly prolly has based on That scene is where kim is like

"do you trust me" "no" "WHY NOT" "th—" "if you say the cliff again i'll scream" "that's what i did… when you pulled me off the cliff" "trini."

HELPPP YES

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On the way to a punk show…

Enid: This is probably a silly question, but are you straight edge?

Wednesday: Edge, yes. Straight, never.

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just made the best non-looping gif i think

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Enid: Yoko! I’m trying out a new look. Whatcha think?

Yoko: *watches Enid spin in place*

Enid: *hopeful* Well?

Yoko: Are you going for brunette boyfriend material? Hoping it’ll get Nancy Slew on your case?

Enid: Yup and yup!

Yoko: 🤔

Yoko: Honest truth?

Enid: Totes.

Yoko: Girl, you aimed for a good girl’s guide to murder—

Enid: 😀

Yoko: —and ended up hitting a gay girl’s guide to failure.

Enid: 😐

Enid:

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Bianca: Why did I just see Enid ugly crying through the halls at top speed?

Wednesday: I confessed to her my feelings, as suggested by both Tanaka and yourself.

Bianca: Girl, you were supposed to confess your stupid crush, not crush her stupid. What happened?

Wednesday: I applied an analogy and equated my desire for her to the sinking of the Titanic.

Bianca: You WHAT?

Wednesday: Like the Titanic, my heart was once thought impervious, only to be brought down by the very thing it was designed to withstand.

Wednesday: And like the iceberg that was the Titanic’s ruin, Enid’s offensively bright exterior was but the tip of her magnitude.

Wednesday: Even now, I am unable to—perhaps even unworthy of—describing the sheer depths of her resplendent spirit. Her bravery, her heart, her everything.

Wednesday: Formidable as I imagined myself, I admit now that I was destined to be destroyed by her. Inevitably split asunder to sink beneath the waves of her sheer grandeur.

Bianca: Huh. That’s uh—that’s not bad. And that’s what you told her?

Wednesday: Not… in so many words.

Bianca: Addams, what exactly did you say to her?

Wednesday:

Wednesday: I said, in my most meaningful of tones…

Wednesday: *recites* I need you—

– At that same moment, in Yoko’s room. –

Enid: —like the— *wet sniffle* —the Titanic— *choked sob* —needed the iceberg!

Enid: *returns to full-on ugly crying*

Yoko: 🤦‍♀️

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“So,” Gomez started, a grin on his face as he stared at Enid and Wednesday expectantly.

“What, father?” Wednesday frowned.

“How did you ask her out?” He asked, hoping his daughter took after his inclination towards big romantic gestures.

Enid giggled, her cheeks tinting.

“Enid offered to kiss Cheeto dust off of my lips when I said I didn’t like the taste after trying one of the cheese ones, then she kissed me and handed me a hot Cheeto instead.”

Pugsley cackled at his sisters gayness.

Enid smiled nervously as Gomez chuckled deeply and pulled Enid into a tight hug, lifting her off the ground, despite Wednesdays fingers still tightly threaded in her hand.

“Truthfully,” Enid started as she was set back down. “She asked for a tissue and I was too lazy to move and actually go get one, I didn’t expect her to shrug and say sure, but I’m glad she did.” Enid turned her head, pressing a kiss to Wednesdays cheek as the goth silently glared at her brother who was still laughing, although now silently once he caught her gaze.