#wednesday (2022)

[ice-and-fires-blog]

Lol love it

Tyler sucks so here’re some memes

[laylajeffany]

New Story! Christmas Bakery AU

“I bet the reason you can’t measure with your heart is because you don’t even have one!”

Wednesday finally finds a break in her case; all of the victims the serial poisoning she’s been investigating had treats delivered from the Sprinkle of Sunshine Bakery. 

Burned out by the holiday season rush, the last thing confectionery owner and head (re: only) baker Enid needs is a miserable raincloud entering her kitchen, demanding her time. Reluctantly, she allows the detective to stay and investigate, so long as she dons an apron and picks up a piping bag. 

🎄🍪🍯 Part I of III, to be complete before Christmas 🍯🍪🎄

[kulai]

DAY 10, 11, 14 - 16, 17, 18 - 20, and 21 all-in-one post!

sorry im just getting really lazy posting it separately lol, check out the image description if you wanna know the specific prompt! xoxo

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[denwritesandcries]

this is what I imagine when people refer to Wednesday as 'the raven' in fics btw

[prefer-to-be-vilified]

Wednesday: *is being arrested*

Enid: Wow. God forbid women do anything these days.

Sheriff Galpin: Kid your friend-

Wednesday: She’s my girlfriend you intolerant shit.

Thing: H-O-M-O-P-H-O-B-E

Sheriff Galpin: I’m not- whatever, your girlfriend just landed four grown men in the hospital.

Enid: And… She looked good doing it.

Wednesday: They deserved it. One of them told me to smile.

Enid: You tell him baby.

Sheriff Galpin: You know what? I can’t with… whatever this is. She’s free to go and officially your problem.

Enid: Yay!

Wednesday: *pausing mid-escape and casually handing the sheriff broken handcuffs* Miserable-night Sheriff.

Sheriff Galpin: *whispering* I hate you.

Wednesday: *also whispering* I’m glad.

Enid: Hurry up babycakes, I need my cuddle buddy.

Wednesday: *smirking* Coming Amore.

[sapient-golem]

Old but they need to bring this classic line back

[chiri-thingz]

Rugby player Enid AU

[wednesdaysraven]

Yoko: Enid, have you ever won an argument with Wednesday?

Enid: She speaks Spanish and I shut up.

[areallygayloser]

Enid: My wife- She’ll get upset if she sees you touching me like that on my chest..

Wednesday: I am your wife..

Enid:

Enid:

*Heart monitor beeps*

Enid: Sup😏

[cheesecake-png]

sillies :3

[votel4dybird]

credit: @artist-gif-aka-ril

[laylajeffany]

being old in this fandom is -

Oh, yeah - Wednesday's a fine looking gal. The actress who plays her has nice qualities that other people would find attractive, I get it! She doesn't do anything for me the way she does the younger crowd, but I'm happy for her/them/all!

BUT WEDNESDAY'S 🔥MOM🔥 -

Catherine Zeta-Jones was one of my gay awakenings. I guess it makes sense that the young woman who plays her daughter on TV might do the same for the next generation lol.

[kulai]

based on the trailer with Enid's new hair and nails for season 2!! :P

[urmominbike]

Enid, giggling: what word has the most letters in it?

Wednesday: I believe the longest word is Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Enid:….mailbox. The answer is mailbox

[sqwirrl]

Wednesday: Friends are a liability and they can be exploited

Enid: *gay sadness*

Wednesday: *sighs* Girlfriends are not a liability and cannot be exploited

Enid: *gay happiness*

[prefer-to-be-vilified]

Enid: Dude can I borrow your jacket? I’m cold.

Wednesday: *affronted* Your tongue’s been in my mouth. Please refrain from calling me dude.

Enid: Sorry. My mistake.

Enid: *clears throat, tenderly cups Wednesday’s face* Babycakes, sweetheart, cutie can I, the love of your life, please borrow your jacket before I freeze to death?

Wednesday:

Wednesday: *blushing glaring while handing Enid her jacket* …dude is fine.