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Enid: Sorry, willa, but if this is gonna work, you're just gonna have to get used to sharing the bed with my squishmallow collection.

Wednesday: Don't you think it's time you grew out of your need to sleep with these colorful animal replicas?

Enid, without thinking: Don't you think it's time you grew out of a height that starts with the number four

Wednesday:

Enid:

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Enid: So that's why I need to spend the night here.

Yoko:

Yoko: I'm not sharing the bed with all 167 of your squishmallows either.

Enid: son of a-

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Have you ever read that post analysis on why Wenclair is a valid ship?

I had read it last week es it was really well done because it had intelligently used real research.

I thank my boyfriend for introducing me to that post ✨

I know I've spent way too long on tumblr because I've seen so many posts analyzing them that I don't know which one you're referring to lol

Your boyfriend has infected you with our brainrot btw. there's no escape from wenclair tumblr, good luck

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Wednesday: Principal Weems, I promise that you will regret your choice to deny me a single room. If my roommate is not absolutely perfect for me, she will not survive a day in my presence. I will not tolerate any annoyances in my personal space.

Enid: Howdy, Roomie!

Morticia: Hmm... Larissa, you should probably switch-

Wednesday, already setting up her side of the room: Mind your own business, mother.

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Imagine, Enid with muscles that Wednesday just stares at. Wednesdays fit, she has abs, but she see’s Enid’s muscles and her brain FRIES. Enid accidentally crushes a glass bottle in her hand cause she got too excited over something and Wednesday stares in disbelief as Enid just huffs as if it’s but a crumpled piece of paper, flicking glass to the floor and using her claws to get smaller pieces out. Wednesday watches in awe at the way her girlfriend who fainted at the sight of her murder board just casually wipes her bloody hand on her jeans and grabs another drink.

Pastel-Werewolf strength unmatched for Wednesdays walls she’d built around herself.

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*over the phone*

Threatening voice: I'm missing something of great importance to me, and I have reason to believe that you are the one responsible. If you do not return what belongs to me within the next fifteen minutes, there will be grave consequences...

Yoko: son of a- Look, Addams, You can't keep pulling this ghostface bullshit everytime you want Enid to cut girl's night short to go cuddle with you.

Threatening voice Wednesday: ... Fifteen minutes. You have been warned.

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Enid: What in the actual hell is wrong with you!?

Wednesday: ...

Wednesday: *pulls out ridiculously long and color coded list*

Wednesday: I've been waiting my entire life for somebody to ask me that question, mi amor.

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Yoko: really?! That's how you two started dating?!

Enid: You didn't see the way she smiled when she got to the pyromania section! What else was I meant to do?!

Yoko: Call the police?!

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Wednesday: Betrayal. And by the one whom is supposed to be my closest ally. Now I see where your loyalties truly lie.

Enid: ...Babe, this isn't about loyalty, it's just that it would be, like, super illegal for me to use my wolf form to threaten the sherif into dropping all 22 of your felony charges.

Wednesday: What I'm hearing is that chivalry is dead and you don't love me

Enid: ...

Enid: *Sigh*

Enid: *transforms*

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Between Morticia and Gomez, it's when she speaks French that he gets all silly and has to shower his wife with kisses.

Among the wenclair I don't know if it would be a specific language, I think Enid would growl or show her claws to intimidate someone, and that would be it! How would Wednesday resist?

She'll have to kiss her werewolf all over, there's no other way.

What if Enid purrs?!

Poor Wednesday...

She's going to give Enid whatever she wants at this point, I don't even blame her. If your wife purred at you, you would do the same.

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*Wednesday in the distance, threatening fast food worker who forgot Enid's ketchup at knife point*

Enid: So... does it ever get better?

Morticia: ...

*Gomez in the distance, ripping booth from the wall so he can pull chair out for Morticia*

Morticia, swooning: No 💕

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Today a middle aged woman that I didn't know called me babe, complimented my boots then picked half a cigarette up from ground and started smoking it and I think I just discovered a new emotion

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Wednesday: Tanaka. I have come to you to request knowledge about a situation I believe you will be able to help with.

Yoko: Uh, okay? Go on, I guess.

Wednesday: After months of careful deliberation, many sleepless nights, countless weeks of self reflection and endless painstakingly meticulous research, I have come to a single conclusion; I wish to court Enid.

Yoko: ...

Yoko: Wednesday, babes, I need you to know that I mean no disrespect in saying this. *inhale* -

No shit, Sherlock.

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Morticia: I'm just happy to see that you've found somebody to love, someone who could break down all those walls of yours. Someone you feel comfortable being soft for.

Wednesday: That is where you are wrong, mother. There's nothing soft about Enid. She is a ruthless and cunning killing machine. My walls are stronger than ever, as I have the most fearsome of beasts guarding them now. Our 'love' is merely a tactical advantage, nothing more.

Wolf Enid: *runs face first into glass door*

Wolf Enid: *growls at own reflection*

Wolf Enid: *tries to fight reflection*

Wolf Enid: *rams head into door again*

Morticia: ... Of course, dear.

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hey so do yall ever randomly fall back into a hyper fixation you haven't had for a few years and you blink and its suddenly two weeks later and you feel like you just came out of a coma only to find a 100%-ed game and four new homemade bracelets clutched in your hands or do I need to go talk to someone?

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Lol, the unifying power of tiddies cannot be overstated 💋

Hey, quick question for any lesbians/wlw that aren't as useless as I am: How the hell do normal people respond to compliments?

Yesterday the most fucking gorgeous woman I've ever seen complimented my outfit and I was so caught off guard that I could only stutter out "Thank you!" And it's been playing in my head for 24 hours now because I feel like I should've said something more. For context, I was dressed like a walking pride flag. Seriously, my style is so gay that you'd have to be literally blind not to notice. So, I feel like her compliment might have been because of how gay I looked. But, like, I don't know how the hell to respond in that situation! Am I meant to start a conversation? Compliment her back? Please explain social cues to me im scared

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Every post I make is already about boobs by default tbh. It may not seem like it, but the intention is always there

(joking... kind of)

Hey, quick question for any lesbians/wlw that aren't as useless as I am: How the hell do normal people respond to compliments?

Yesterday the most fucking gorgeous woman I've ever seen complimented my outfit and I was so caught off guard that I could only stutter out "Thank you!" And it's been playing in my head for 24 hours now because I feel like I should've said something more. For context, I was dressed like a walking pride flag. Seriously, my style is so gay that you'd have to be literally blind not to notice. So, I feel like her compliment might have been because of how gay I looked. But, like, I don't know how the hell to respond in that situation! Am I meant to start a conversation? Compliment her back? Please explain social cues to me im scared

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Unfortunately, my brain always reboots with only two brain cells every time lol. And by the time I think of a good reply it's already too late.

At least I'm not the only one whose brain blue-screens at the sight of attractive women though. It really just be like

(Also, all boobs are really good, fight me)

Hey, quick question for any lesbians/wlw that aren't as useless as I am: How the hell do normal people respond to compliments?

Yesterday the most fucking gorgeous woman I've ever seen complimented my outfit and I was so caught off guard that I could only stutter out "Thank you!" And it's been playing in my head for 24 hours now because I feel like I should've said something more. For context, I was dressed like a walking pride flag. Seriously, my style is so gay that you'd have to be literally blind not to notice. So, I feel like her compliment might have been because of how gay I looked. But, like, I don't know how the hell to respond in that situation! Am I meant to start a conversation? Compliment her back? Please explain social cues to me im scared

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Hey, quick question for any lesbians/wlw that aren't as useless as I am: How the hell do normal people respond to compliments?

Yesterday the most fucking gorgeous woman I've ever seen complimented my outfit and I was so caught off guard that I could only stutter out "Thank you!" And it's been playing in my head for 24 hours now because I feel like I should've said something more. For context, I was dressed like a walking pride flag. Seriously, my style is so gay that you'd have to be literally blind not to notice. So, I feel like her compliment might have been because of how gay I looked. But, like, I don't know how the hell to respond in that situation! Am I meant to start a conversation? Compliment her back? Please explain social cues to me im scared