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Wednesday: Betrayal. And by the one whom is supposed to be my closest ally. Now I see where your loyalties truly lie.

Enid: ...Babe, this isn't about loyalty, it's just that it would be, like, super illegal for me to use my wolf form to threaten the sherif into dropping all 22 of your felony charges.

Wednesday: What I'm hearing is that chivalry is dead and you don't love me

Enid: ...

Enid: *Sigh*

Enid: *transforms*

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Between Morticia and Gomez, it's when she speaks French that he gets all silly and has to shower his wife with kisses.

Among the wenclair I don't know if it would be a specific language, I think Enid would growl or show her claws to intimidate someone, and that would be it! How would Wednesday resist?

She'll have to kiss her werewolf all over, there's no other way.

What if Enid purrs?!

Poor Wednesday...

She's going to give Enid whatever she wants at this point, I don't even blame her. If your wife purred at you, you would do the same.

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*Wednesday in the distance, threatening fast food worker who forgot Enid's ketchup at knife point*

Enid: So... does it ever get better?

Morticia: ...

*Gomez in the distance, ripping booth from the wall so he can pull chair out for Morticia*

Morticia, swooning: No 💕

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Today a middle aged woman that I didn't know called me babe, complimented my boots then picked half a cigarette up from ground and started smoking it and I think I just discovered a new emotion

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Wednesday: Tanaka. I have come to you to request knowledge about a situation I believe you will be able to help with.

Yoko: Uh, okay? Go on, I guess.

Wednesday: After months of careful deliberation, many sleepless nights, countless weeks of self reflection and endless painstakingly meticulous research, I have come to a single conclusion; I wish to court Enid.

Yoko: ...

Yoko: Wednesday, babes, I need you to know that I mean no disrespect in saying this. *inhale* -

No shit, Sherlock.

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Morticia: I'm just happy to see that you've found somebody to love, someone who could break down all those walls of yours. Someone you feel comfortable being soft for.

Wednesday: That is where you are wrong, mother. There's nothing soft about Enid. She is a ruthless and cunning killing machine. My walls are stronger than ever, as I have the most fearsome of beasts guarding them now. Our 'love' is merely a tactical advantage, nothing more.

Wolf Enid: *runs face first into glass door*

Wolf Enid: *growls at own reflection*

Wolf Enid: *tries to fight reflection*

Wolf Enid: *rams head into door again*

Morticia: ... Of course, dear.

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hey so do yall ever randomly fall back into a hyper fixation you haven't had for a few years and you blink and its suddenly two weeks later and you feel like you just came out of a coma only to find a 100%-ed game and four new homemade bracelets clutched in your hands or do I need to go talk to someone?

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Lol, the unifying power of tiddies cannot be overstated 💋

Hey, quick question for any lesbians/wlw that aren't as useless as I am: How the hell do normal people respond to compliments?

Yesterday the most fucking gorgeous woman I've ever seen complimented my outfit and I was so caught off guard that I could only stutter out "Thank you!" And it's been playing in my head for 24 hours now because I feel like I should've said something more. For context, I was dressed like a walking pride flag. Seriously, my style is so gay that you'd have to be literally blind not to notice. So, I feel like her compliment might have been because of how gay I looked. But, like, I don't know how the hell to respond in that situation! Am I meant to start a conversation? Compliment her back? Please explain social cues to me im scared

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Every post I make is already about boobs by default tbh. It may not seem like it, but the intention is always there

(joking... kind of)

Hey, quick question for any lesbians/wlw that aren't as useless as I am: How the hell do normal people respond to compliments?

Yesterday the most fucking gorgeous woman I've ever seen complimented my outfit and I was so caught off guard that I could only stutter out "Thank you!" And it's been playing in my head for 24 hours now because I feel like I should've said something more. For context, I was dressed like a walking pride flag. Seriously, my style is so gay that you'd have to be literally blind not to notice. So, I feel like her compliment might have been because of how gay I looked. But, like, I don't know how the hell to respond in that situation! Am I meant to start a conversation? Compliment her back? Please explain social cues to me im scared

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Unfortunately, my brain always reboots with only two brain cells every time lol. And by the time I think of a good reply it's already too late.

At least I'm not the only one whose brain blue-screens at the sight of attractive women though. It really just be like

(Also, all boobs are really good, fight me)

Hey, quick question for any lesbians/wlw that aren't as useless as I am: How the hell do normal people respond to compliments?

Yesterday the most fucking gorgeous woman I've ever seen complimented my outfit and I was so caught off guard that I could only stutter out "Thank you!" And it's been playing in my head for 24 hours now because I feel like I should've said something more. For context, I was dressed like a walking pride flag. Seriously, my style is so gay that you'd have to be literally blind not to notice. So, I feel like her compliment might have been because of how gay I looked. But, like, I don't know how the hell to respond in that situation! Am I meant to start a conversation? Compliment her back? Please explain social cues to me im scared

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Hey, quick question for any lesbians/wlw that aren't as useless as I am: How the hell do normal people respond to compliments?

Yesterday the most fucking gorgeous woman I've ever seen complimented my outfit and I was so caught off guard that I could only stutter out "Thank you!" And it's been playing in my head for 24 hours now because I feel like I should've said something more. For context, I was dressed like a walking pride flag. Seriously, my style is so gay that you'd have to be literally blind not to notice. So, I feel like her compliment might have been because of how gay I looked. But, like, I don't know how the hell to respond in that situation! Am I meant to start a conversation? Compliment her back? Please explain social cues to me im scared

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Wednesday: Enid, that was strike two. I'm warning you now, you will not like what happens if you repeat your mistake again.

Enid: I know, Wednesday! I'm trying my best to make you happy, but you can't keep surprising me like this! You keep throwing these things at me faster than I can react! You need to start communicating better!

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Yoko: ... Why does Nevermore even have a sports day?

Divina: ... We should get outta dodge before it's Wednesday's turn to bat. This is about to change from a soap opera to a horror show real quick.

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Heyyy, sorry I've been gone for the past few days. I might try to to respond to some of the comments on my fanfic, but I might decide I'm too exhausted.

I haven't had internet or phone service since a few hours after I posted the newest chapter because of the hurricane that hit the southest US.

I don't really know whether the internet will stay on or not (it's very spotty right now), and things in general are still kind of crazy right now, so I don't know when my posting schedule will be back to normal. Take care, everyone 💖

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Jenna's smile is living in my head rent free today

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*Wednesday and Enid in an abandoned building, searching for clues*

Enid: Y'know, if this doesn't work out there's always my plan

Wednesday: Enid, I do not see how a streaming service and cold temperatures will get us any closer to finding the stalker.

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CHAPPELL ROAN MTV Video Music Awards (2024)

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Wednesday: Hello, Enid. I'm back from- ... What are you doing, Tanaka?

Yoko, applying ridiculous amounts of black hair dye to a wolfed out Enid: Getting rich.