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Wednesday: Tanaka. I have come to you to request knowledge about a situation I believe you will be able to help with.

Yoko: Uh, okay? Go on, I guess.

Wednesday: After months of careful deliberation, many sleepless nights, countless weeks of self reflection and endless painstakingly meticulous research, I have come to a single conclusion; I wish to court Enid.

Yoko: ...

Yoko: Wednesday, babes, I need you to know that I mean no disrespect in saying this. *inhale* -

No shit, Sherlock.

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Morticia: I'm just happy to see that you've found somebody to love, someone who could break down all those walls of yours. Someone you feel comfortable being soft for.

Wednesday: That is where you are wrong, mother. There's nothing soft about Enid. She is a ruthless and cunning killing machine. My walls are stronger than ever, as I have the most fearsome of beasts guarding them now. Our 'love' is merely a tactical advantage, nothing more.

Wolf Enid: *runs face first into glass door*

Wolf Enid: *growls at own reflection*

Wolf Enid: *tries to fight reflection*

Wolf Enid: *rams head into door again*

Morticia: ... Of course, dear.

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hey so do yall ever randomly fall back into a hyper fixation you haven't had for a few years and you blink and its suddenly two weeks later and you feel like you just came out of a coma only to find a 100%-ed game and four new homemade bracelets clutched in your hands or do I need to go talk to someone?

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Lol, the unifying power of tiddies cannot be overstated 💋

Hey, quick question for any lesbians/wlw that aren't as useless as I am: How the hell do normal people respond to compliments?

Yesterday the most fucking gorgeous woman I've ever seen complimented my outfit and I was so caught off guard that I could only stutter out "Thank you!" And it's been playing in my head for 24 hours now because I feel like I should've said something more. For context, I was dressed like a walking pride flag. Seriously, my style is so gay that you'd have to be literally blind not to notice. So, I feel like her compliment might have been because of how gay I looked. But, like, I don't know how the hell to respond in that situation! Am I meant to start a conversation? Compliment her back? Please explain social cues to me im scared

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Every post I make is already about boobs by default tbh. It may not seem like it, but the intention is always there

(joking... kind of)

Hey, quick question for any lesbians/wlw that aren't as useless as I am: How the hell do normal people respond to compliments?

Yesterday the most fucking gorgeous woman I've ever seen complimented my outfit and I was so caught off guard that I could only stutter out "Thank you!" And it's been playing in my head for 24 hours now because I feel like I should've said something more. For context, I was dressed like a walking pride flag. Seriously, my style is so gay that you'd have to be literally blind not to notice. So, I feel like her compliment might have been because of how gay I looked. But, like, I don't know how the hell to respond in that situation! Am I meant to start a conversation? Compliment her back? Please explain social cues to me im scared

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Unfortunately, my brain always reboots with only two brain cells every time lol. And by the time I think of a good reply it's already too late.

At least I'm not the only one whose brain blue-screens at the sight of attractive women though. It really just be like

(Also, all boobs are really good, fight me)

Hey, quick question for any lesbians/wlw that aren't as useless as I am: How the hell do normal people respond to compliments?

Yesterday the most fucking gorgeous woman I've ever seen complimented my outfit and I was so caught off guard that I could only stutter out "Thank you!" And it's been playing in my head for 24 hours now because I feel like I should've said something more. For context, I was dressed like a walking pride flag. Seriously, my style is so gay that you'd have to be literally blind not to notice. So, I feel like her compliment might have been because of how gay I looked. But, like, I don't know how the hell to respond in that situation! Am I meant to start a conversation? Compliment her back? Please explain social cues to me im scared

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Hey, quick question for any lesbians/wlw that aren't as useless as I am: How the hell do normal people respond to compliments?

Yesterday the most fucking gorgeous woman I've ever seen complimented my outfit and I was so caught off guard that I could only stutter out "Thank you!" And it's been playing in my head for 24 hours now because I feel like I should've said something more. For context, I was dressed like a walking pride flag. Seriously, my style is so gay that you'd have to be literally blind not to notice. So, I feel like her compliment might have been because of how gay I looked. But, like, I don't know how the hell to respond in that situation! Am I meant to start a conversation? Compliment her back? Please explain social cues to me im scared

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Wednesday: Enid, that was strike two. I'm warning you now, you will not like what happens if you repeat your mistake again.

Enid: I know, Wednesday! I'm trying my best to make you happy, but you can't keep surprising me like this! You keep throwing these things at me faster than I can react! You need to start communicating better!

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Yoko: ... Why does Nevermore even have a sports day?

Divina: ... We should get outta dodge before it's Wednesday's turn to bat. This is about to change from a soap opera to a horror show real quick.

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Heyyy, sorry I've been gone for the past few days. I might try to to respond to some of the comments on my fanfic, but I might decide I'm too exhausted.

I haven't had internet or phone service since a few hours after I posted the newest chapter because of the hurricane that hit the southest US.

I don't really know whether the internet will stay on or not (it's very spotty right now), and things in general are still kind of crazy right now, so I don't know when my posting schedule will be back to normal. Take care, everyone 💖

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Jenna's smile is living in my head rent free today

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*Wednesday and Enid in an abandoned building, searching for clues*

Enid: Y'know, if this doesn't work out there's always my plan

Wednesday: Enid, I do not see how a streaming service and cold temperatures will get us any closer to finding the stalker.

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CHAPPELL ROAN MTV Video Music Awards (2024)

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Wednesday: Hello, Enid. I'm back from- ... What are you doing, Tanaka?

Yoko, applying ridiculous amounts of black hair dye to a wolfed out Enid: Getting rich.

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Wednesday: Well, if you're going to be that way, I'll just take my gift back. How would that make you feel?

Enid, desperately holding box shut while the screams of the damned echo around them: GOOD! PLEASE TAKE PANDORA'S BOX BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT!

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Have to bring this back up because the recent novelization literally confirms that Wednesday regrets stepping away from this hug and that she only did it out of reflex

this is one of my favorite scenes, particularly because of the subtleties. it’s obvious by wednesday’s body language (look at the softness in her eyes, the way she almost blinks, her conflicted look) that she’s not put off by enid’s attempt to hug her. rather, she steps back merely out of reflex, even hesitating a little (she nearly jerks forward) like she wants to change her mind. and then there’s the moment immediately afterward, where she takes a very intentional step into enid’s space. it’s so clear that she wants to accept enid’s hug, but she doesn’t know how, she isn’t used to it, and she sure as hell isn’t about to ask for it. typical, stubborn wednesday, not knowing how to receive enid’s blatant affection. the attention to detail here is just so perfect, and it’s such a wonderfully done scene that foreshadows the pivotal moment where wednesday finally lets down her walls enough to fall into enid.

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They really had to release coke flavored oreos mere months after I turned eighteen so I had no one who could stop me from eating the entire package in one day huh

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Enid: I swear to god, Wednesday. You need to stop and give me my laptop back!

Wednesday, just found out about the sims and has now trapped 38 of them in a pool: I am God now.