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thank you I’ll do YOU one better they can BOTH play the piano and as a TREAT in an everybody lives au they absolutely love duetting. It’s their brotherly bonding activity.

charles beckendorf can play the piano

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So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize

They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy

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charles beckendorf can play the piano

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this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

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Cecil: when I get rabies- Connor: stop Connor: If you ever start a sentence like that again, I WILL take your organs. Cecil: WHEN I GET RABIES-

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Malcolm: why is the story of the boy who cried wolf told over and over in our society, and not the story of Cassandra, the woman who told the truth but was never believed? Malcolm: anyway— no, Connor, I don’t have any idea how this pool of blood got here—

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Cecil: *goes over to the fridge*  Cecil: *knocks on the door before opening it* Will: Why'd you knock on the fridge? Cecil:  Cecil: because... Cecil: there could be a salad dressing Will:  Cecil:  Lou: This is why you're adopted.  Lee: You say that like you aren't. 

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Travis: We’re good at solving problems Chris: you made the situation worse! Connor: But now you don’t have to worry about the first problem

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Travis: people keep telling me that I’m too loud, but I don’t think I’m loud enough! Travis: right Connie? Connor: *cowering in the corner with his hands on his ears, whimpers* Connor: please no

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Cecil: We could easily beat them  Lou Ellen: but it would take way too long for their bones to melt Will: STOP THREATENING TO SET FIRE TO THE NEW CAMPERS

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Malcolm: Which means Luke – Malcolm: Connor what are you doing Connor: *pouring a cup of tea for each of them, genuinely insulted* Connor: we cant have a serious conversation like this without tea Malcolm: we?? where did you get a kettle??? we're in the middle of a titan army base in New Mexico???

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Silena: so how do we deal with this guy Clarisse: kill him Silena: I feel like that goes against my morals Beckendorf: kill him politely? Silena: okay! chris: chris: how do you kill someone politely?

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suicide and sunshine album by trophy eyes is PEAK

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mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

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Will: it’s been such a long week *chugs his drink* Will: this capri sun is delicious though

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lee: you're grounded! no dessert for a week! Michael: WE DON'T EVER HAVE DESSERT! Lee: WELL WE WILL T H I S WEEK