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connor for sure ended up with a video camera one year and tried to make a documentary. spoiler: that did not go well.

nico: what if we broke the cycle of violence and got brunch together? Katie: what if we continued the cycle of violence and got brunch together? (this is why nico doesn't feel welcome at camp post titan war. katie makes bad jokes. that's it that's the whole reason. jk.)

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when that™️ mutual finally comes back and responds to all your posts

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nico: what if we broke the cycle of violence and got brunch together? Katie: what if we continued the cycle of violence and got brunch together? (this is why nico doesn't feel welcome at camp post titan war. katie makes bad jokes. that's it that's the whole reason. jk.)

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Travis: Whoa, you're being a little- Connor: Obstreperous? Recalcitrant? Truculent? Cecil: we were just gonna say "cray-cray"

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Connor: I had faith in you! Malcolm: Why?! Connor: Because my other option was Drew!

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Drew: I’m organising a surprise party for Silena Lee: Don’t you hate Lena? Drew, filling balloons with bees: Yep Lee: Luke: right. well i'm off duty from 5pm to 5am today, so do whatever it is you're doing then. Lee: LUKE!! Lee: wait so am i. nevermind, carry on.

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Clarisse: I am a strong, independent woman Chris: …I’m a sensitive, clingy man

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Katie: I am a strong, independent woman Travis: …I’m a sensitive, clingy man

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Silena: I’m so glad that my mother caused most of my childhood trauma, so my therapy sessions can pass the Bechdel test.

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Cecil: Stop forgiving my crimes, I worked so hard on those!!

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Lee: Money can’t buy happiness.  Luke: Sure it can. That’s just a lie people tell poor people to keep them from rioting.

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Lacy: Drew, Silena, cut the crap.   Drew: Lacy, do not sass me!  Mitchell: Yeah, cut the crap!  Drew and Lacy: [gasp]  Silena, shocked: MITCHELL! 

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Connor: [runs into Malcolm, making them drop their stuff]  Connor: My bad!  Malcolm: "My bad"? That's all you have to say? What about "I'm sorry"? Ever heard of those words before?! They're the same words the doctor said when he handed you to your mother!  Drew: Nice job keeping it smooth, Mal. Way to not panic.

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Malcolm: That is the most idiotic plan I’ve ever heard.  Connor: Why?  Malcolm: Because it all hinges on Chiron liking Drew’s personality. 

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Will: Nico gets me.  Cecil: That’s what you said about *random summer camper*.  Will: Yeah, but I was a totally different person back then, young and naive…  Lou Ellen: It was two weeks ago. 

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malcolm: is it life changing? connor: no but-- malcolm: then its fine connor: worryingly low bar even for you

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drew: can we please just lie down and die with dignity? Malcolm: neither of us have any dignity left drew, contemplating: you’re right, we don’t. can we just lie down and die? Connor: Connor: guys we went through an actual WAR last month. Mario kart is where you guys draw the line? Drew and Malcolm together: YES CONNOR! WHEN ITS LOSING TO YOU? YES!