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Demeter Cabin things
#demeter cabin#cabin 4#lex de los santos#katie gardner#konrad henders#billie ng#miranda gardiner#demeter pjo#persephone pjo#pjo#hoo#tods#camp half-blood#earthy black girl#earthy poc#solarpunk#summeredits#💌#🍓#summerposting
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bitches be like “oh i love the pjo series!” then only ramble on about the minor characters and ignore what is written in cannon
its me i’m bitches
#pjo#pjo hoo toa#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson and the olympians#heroes of olympus#the canon is there#i just chose to add more#i can consume and create#lou ellen blackstone#drew tanaka#katie gardner#chris rodriguez#there more but these are my favs#pjo minor characters
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Camp Counselors!!
#percy jackson#percy jackson and the olympians#fanart#pjo#annabeth chase#clarisse la rue#silena beauregard#charles beckendorf#lee fletcher#katie gardner#zoe nightshade#nico di angelo#luke castellan#pollux#thalia grace#my art
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Headcanoning the Stolls as sons of chthonic Hermes and Katie as a daughter of Demeter Erinys (Demeter when she was grieving Persephone and killing everything) is fun because
A. using the epithets gives ways to explore powers for non-big three kids (THEY ARE CHILDREN OF GODS WHY THE FUCK CAN THE HERMES KIDS ONLY OPEN LOCKS AND RUN 'FAST')
B. Demeter got another one of her daughters falling for a Chthonic dude and she does not like it.
#Let Katie be Elsa and freeze shit when she's upset Rick!#(she also has horrible seasonal depression)#(Baths [Demeter Lusia] and sticking with her deathly boyfriend who feels at home in the cold and the dying helps)#Let Travis be able to summon ghosts!#(if he doesn't have a life anchor the ghosts will drag him down with them & he can't walk past cemeteries without getting headaches)#(His girlfriend and his brother are his life anchors and they won't let him die)#Let Drew and Piper be amazing fighters and have a weaker blessing of Ares in tough situations! (Aphrodite Areia)#(They will never fit in with their siblings and the blood will forever stain their fingers like nail polish)#(they have each other if they just get along)#wolffox speaks#pjo#percy jackson#pjo headcanons#pjo headcanon#the stoll brothers#pjo Travis Stoll#Travis Stoll#katie gardner#pjo Katie Gardner#Connor Stoll#pjo Connor Stoll
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the girlies
and Estelle! just didn’t add her in
#pjo#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo hoo toa#thalia grace#piper mclean#hazel levesque#zoe nightshade#bianca di angelo#katie gardner#clarisse la rue#silena beauregard#reyna avila ramirez arellano#meg mccaffrey#rachel elizabeth dare#pjo fanart
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part 2 of incorrect pjo quotes
Featuring, once again, mostly background characters that I really like.
*at the police station*
Pollux: Hi, I'm here for Connor.
Police officer: Who's Connor?
Pollux: Ah, you must be new.
Nico: Would it be discrimination to only hire employees at my doughnut shop who have the same name?
Clovis: Legally, I don't believe that breaches any discrimination laws. Morally... I don't know.
Nico: I believe the Gods are on my side when it comes to Duncan's Doughnuts.
Clarisse: Dammit, Damien, you've ruined everything!
Damien: You're welcome.
Sherman: What kinds of sounds annoy you?
Malcolm: Are we talking real sounds or imaginary ones?
Sherman, now interested: let's say imaginary.
Malcolm: Spiders wearing flip-flops.
Will: You don't know anything about me!
Katie: I know EVERYTHING about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children!
Austin: Ew, what kind of tea is this?
Pollux: Boiled gatorade.
Lou Ellen: Last night, I found out Annabeth is a sleep talker.
Kayla: Oh, really?
Lou: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3 am.
Castor: Whoah, dude, premarital handholding? That's just not cool or groovy.
Katie: Drew, this is disgusting. You're only giving out free samples to beautiful people.
Connor: Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Drew: Oh, yeah? *gets really close to Connor* How about a muffin on the house, baby?
Connor, giggling: I'm pretty.
Annabeth: I did it! I memorised everything in the book! I'm gonna ace this test!
Percy: Okay, I'll give you one more question before you go: what ended in 1918?
Annabeth: 1917.
Percy: ... You're ready.
( last one could be swapped & it would still work )
#percy jackson#connor stoll#nico di angelo#clovis pjo#clarisse la rue#damien white#sherman yang#malcolm pace#will solace#katie gardner#austin lake#pollux pjo#lou ellen blackstone#kayla knowles#castor pjo#drew tanaka#annabeth chase
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#pjo hoo toa#riordanverse#pjo#pjo fandom#pjo series#percy jackson#annabeth chase#Drew Tanaka#connor stoll#malcolm pace#Ellis Wakefield#sherman yang#katie gardner#pollux pjo
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Don't Mess With Demeter
Luke Castellan x Reader
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Written for Fictober 2024!
Fandom: Percy Jackson
Day One Prompt: "That was good work."
Summary: Travis and Connor Stoll like to cause problems. Fortunately, having Luke Castellan for a boyfriend can help take the sting out of dealing with those problems.
Word Count: 1,802
Category: Fluff, Humor
A/N: Happy spooky season everyone!
Putting work into an AI program without permission is illegal. You do not have my permission. Do not do it.
"I AM GOING TO KILL YOU TWO!"
My eyes snapped open at the screeching sound coming from just outside my cabin. I rolled out of bed quickly, hustling to the front door in my pajamas, to find Katie Gardner absolutley fuming in the front doorway. Her fists were clenched as she started at someone beyond the cabin door, the early morning light giving her silhouette a rosy glow.
I hadn't had a chance to look at the clock, but clearly it was much too early on a Saturday for me to be dealing with this. Unfortunately for me, as the head counselor for the Demeter cabin, I didn't actually have a choice.
I followed Katie as she stormed outside, in hot pursuit of whoever had gotten on her bad side. As she stepped further into the light, I realized she was absolutley dripping wet, and the most likely series of events clicked into my head at the exact same time I heard the Stolls cackle.
Damned Hermes kids. I knew better than to expect them to ever stop pranking us completely, especially since Travis seemed to use it as a way to flirt with Katie, but did they have to do it so early in the morning?
By the time I cleared the Demeter cabin's front steps, Katie had already chased the Stolls halfway across the lawn full of cabins, shouting and hurling seed packets at them as she went. With a little Demeter magic, she made the packets explode as soon as they got close enough to the Stolls. For the sake of every single camper still asleep, I needed to put a stop to this sooner than later.
I snatched up my own handful of seeds that had been sitting outside the cabin, then took off after Katie, Connor, and Travis. The Stolls kept cutting back and forth across the grass, Katie always a few steps behind them, which made it much easier for me to catch up to the trio by skipping the zig zags. Connor made it almost to the treeline of the forest before apparently remembering he might not want to take a fight with a Demeter kid into the woods, so he came to a screeching halt. Travis, who'd had his head turned to grin at Katie, ran right into his back. The two went toppling to the ground, and when I finally reached them, Katie had her arm pulled back to annihilate the brothers with whatever she managed to grow out of all the seeds she'd grabbed.
"Nope!" I cried, using one hand to stop Katie from following through on her throw while I scattered my own seeds with the other. A little concentration and a wave of my hand later, some flowers had sprouted and wrapped lightly around the Stolls' legs, keeping them in place at least for the moment. I turned my attention fully to Katie again.
She scolwed me, her half-dry hair and near-growling tone giving her quite a wild look.
"What are you doing? I had them!"
"Katie, as much as I get where you're coming from, I can't let you make the Stolls into living tress."
"Why not? They deserve it! It'd finally stop them from showing up at our cabin at five in the morning on a Saturday just to mess with us!" I grimaced. I knew it was early, but 5am... oof. "See! You know I'm right."
I sighed. "While my regular camper heart might agree with you, since my alarm was you screaming thanks to their prank... my senior counselor brain is reminding me we don't get to kill the other campers, even when they might deserve it. Sorry, Katie."
"So what, they just get away with it? Like nothing ever happened?"
"No, definitley not." I turned to the Stolls again, hands on my hips. They'd both managed to get about halfway out of my flower trap, but they froze on the spot when they noticed my attention on them. "What do you think, boys? You drove a daughter of Demeter to a murderous rage. I think that's gonna take quite a bit to make up for it."
They both sighed, relaxing back against the ground as they shared a look. They communicated silently for a few moments, Travis opening his mouth to say something before Connor held up a hand. Finally, Connor turned back to me.
"We'll take her stable cleaning chores for the week," he said. Katie and I scoffed in sync.
"Nice try, Connor. How about this? Both of you take all of Katie's chore spots for the next week, and I'll schedule you a few extra rotations in the stables, since you seemed so willing to take over there. And if you wake me up this early in the morning by going after one of my siblings again, I might just roll over and go back to sleep while Katie takes care of the problem for me."
Travis huffed, flopping onto his back on the ground, and Connor narrowed his eyes at me.
"That seems a little harsh."
"Oh, by all means. Let me wake you up at five tomorrow with screaming and a run and see how you feel about it."
"Fine. Message recieved," he huffed, rolling his eyes. I waved my hand to free them both from the flower trap and they stood. They made it all the way to the door of the Hermes cabin, Travis shooting a wink at Katie as he went, before Connor paused and turned back to me. "We'll make sure to schedule our pranks in the late morning from now on."
The grin those two gave me before ducking through the door was mischief incranate, but I just sighed. Now that the crisis had been dealt with, all I wanted was to go back to sleep.
"I'm going to kill them," Katie huffed from beside me. I turned to her with a lopsided smile.
"Even Travis?"
"Of course Travis! Why would you even ask me that?" I raised an eyebrow at her, and despite her scowl, she blushed furiously. "Oh, shut up! A traitor in my own house..."
She shook her head, grumbling as she headed back to our cabin without looking back at me. I just grinned as I watched her go. As much as she liked to complain about the Stolls, I'd seen her shoulder to shoulder having the time of her life with them too many times to believe she really hated them. Travis especially.
The sound of a door opening and closing drew my attention away from Katie and back to the Hermes cabin. I got ready to hurl another handful of seeds if the Stolls had decided to pick possibly the worst time ever to show their faces again, but instead, I got a much nicer surprise. Luke, my boyfriend and the head counselor of the Hermes cabin, wandered out in a camp t-shirt and his pajama pants, his hair a delightfully ruffled mess.
"Hey," he called as he walked towards me. "Any idea why the Stolls just came running into my cabin muttering and plotting?"
"Is that not just the base state of Hermes kids?"
"Very funny," he huffed, and I grinned.
"They dumped a bucket of water on Katie's head this morning. I woke up to her screaming bloody vengance, and just managed to catch them before she got her revenge. In the interest of keeping the peace, I gave them all her chore spots in exchange for Katie not attacking them. Then I made sure they knew I wasn't going to get up to save them next time if something happened before nine am."
Luke laughed, pulling me in close for a hug as he finally reached me. I let him, leaning into his chest and sighing in the now-peaceful morning.
"You know they're just going to wait until about five minutes after nine now, right?"
"Yeah."
"As long as you're prepared. Still. That was good work." He pulled back with a smile, then leaned in as if to kiss me. I leaned back, putting a hand on his chest to stop him, and he frowned.
"Kisses are for boyfriends who don't abandon me to deal with his problem-children on my own. At five in the morning."
Luke huffed a laugh before pulling me back into his chest. I let him, although I put up a little resistance just to make my point.
"Hm. I don't suppose there's anything I can do to make it up to you? Get back in your good graces?"
"I don't know, Castellan. Connor and Travis made me run at five in the morning."
"Oh, it's Castellan now, is it?"
"Mhm."
"Alright. What if... I put together an extra-special date for us tonight? Something romantic, relaxing, and maybe even a little magical. Would that get me back in your good graces?"
I hummed pretending to think about it. Luke kissed the top of my head, then pulled back again enough to look me in the eye. He raised an eyebrow.
"Well?"
"I guess that might work. Depending on just how relaxing and romantic said date is."
"Oh, I can promise you right now, it'll be the most romantic and the most relaxing. And even better, I'll make sure nobody can interrupt us with camp problems, pranks, or anything else for the rest of the night."
"You really think you can make that happen?" I asked, letting the skepticism creep into my voice. By virtue of being two of the oldest campers who'd also been here close to the longest, we got roped into everything. Luke just grinned back at me, a little bit of his family resemblance to the Stolls creeping through via the glint in his eyes.
"I really think I can."
I grinned, dropping the huffy act and leaning up to kiss him on the cheek.
"Well, good. Because after this morning, I need a night like that with my favorite person."
"So I take it I'm at least mostly off the hook?"
"Mostly. All the way if and when we get our peaceful night tonight."
"Can't wait."
We shared a smile, then Luke leaned in to kiss me, and this time I let him. Despite the early hour, the moment alone with the camp so quiet as the sun rose over Long Island Sound was actually pretty nice. After a moment, though, I pulled back, and Luke and I shared a sigh.
"You wanna head to breakfast while we can still get away with sitting at the same table? Before the rest of the campers show up?"
"Always," he said, smiling again and taking my hand in his. The two of us headed off to the dining pavilion together, taking the rare opportunity to enjoy a peaceful morning together. Would I have preferred to still be asleep right now? Sure. But if I couldn't get that, then a nice, quiet morning with Luke wasn't a bad second option.
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Everything Taglist: @rosecentury @kmc1989 @space-helen
Riordanverse: @valkyriepirate
#fictober24#percy jackson#luke castellan#percy jackson fanfiction#luke castellan x reader#percy jackson oneshot#percy jackson imagine#luke castellan fanfiction#luke castellan imagine#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo#camp half blood#katie gardner#travis stoll#connor stoll#hermes#demeter#background tratie#pre lightning thief#child of demeter!reader
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look who’s bored again. me, i am. have some pjo side character incorrect quotes because i love them so much.
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Paolo: what does “Take Out” mean?
Connor: Food.
Valentina: Dating.
Laurel and Holly: Murder.
Sherman: all three if you’re not a coward!
Connor: Me and Malcolm were playing Scrabble and it was a nightmare.
Juniper: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.
Connor: Not when you’re playing with Malcolm. He puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”
Mitchell: you’re petty.
Drew: you mispronounced ‘pretty’ but okay.
Ellis: crushes are the worst!
Cecil: yeah, whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.
Ellis: pfft you’re always stupid.
Cecil: yeahhh, don’t think about that too hard.
Ellis:
Travis: if we put Luke, Thalia and Annabeth in a room, who do you think would come out crying first?
Connor: the room.
Jake: did you hear? Luke was almost hit by an arrow in training today!
Michael: I know. He was faster than I thought.
Jake:
Michael: don’t worry, I’ll get him next time.
Malcolm: gods, this is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done!
Drew: aren’t you dating Connor?
Connor: that was uncalled for!
Mitchell: I want to be like a caterpillar.
Clovis: Explain.
Mitchell: eat a lot, sleep, wake up beautiful.
Clovis: you do know you would have a lifespan of about a week?
Mitchell: another highlight.
Katie: did you know cereal is basically cold breakfast soup?
Connor: *drops cereal bowl*
Travis: STOP SCARING THE KIDS KATIE!
Laurel: the risk I took was carefully calculated.
Billie and Damien: WE ALMOST DIED!
Laurel: I never said I was good at maths.
#I should stop#but like I’ve got so many incorrect quotes just in my notes it’s not even funny anymore#and when I’m bored I just post them with whichever hyperfixation I’m feeling that day#can anyone tell I love these side characters sm??#percy jackson and the olympians#heroes of olympus#trials of apollo#connor stoll#travis stoll#katie gardner#drew tanaka#malcolm pace#cecil markowitz#ellis wakefield#laurel victor#holly victor#billie ng#valentina diaz#paolo montes#damien white#mitchell pjo#clovis pjo#michael yew#jake mason#juniper pjo#sherman yang#incorrect percy jackson quotes#there’s like a bit of my fav ships sprinkled in here#like malconnor#and tratie and cellis and clovis x mitchell and jake x michael
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drew, katie,malcolm, connor and travis are literally one of the most chaotic confusing groups at camp half blood bc no one rlly knows how or why they're all friends
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PJO PRIDE HEADCANONS (FEATURING CAMP HALF-BLOOD) Pt1?
The Apollo cabin is by far the one filled with the most lgbtqia+ members. They hold late night gossip sessions and will tease each other /relentlessly/.
Followup for above; Austin, from canonical characters, as the resident aroace sibling has the most blackmail on his siblings because of these sessions.
Camp Half-Blood has always been a safe place for lgbtia+ demigods no matter what time period (the gods have had lovers of both genders since ancient times + Chiron training Achilles & Patroclus). Members of the community were often year-rounders for this reason, because even if they died young they could be their authentic selves.
Drew Tanaka is on the aroace spectrum and when she was younger thought there was something wrong with her due to not falling in love like her siblings. Silena Beauregard is the one that helped her through it.
Annabeth has to be careful in the state of Florida because a camera caught her beating up a homophobe. (Yes, it was a mortal. She had gone with Malcolm as support for him to come out of the closet to his mortal dad and step-mom.)
Every year before Manhattan, Jake (Mason) and Michael (Yew) would risk getting eaten by harpies to stargaze on top of the Apollo cabin roof. After the Battle, Travis and/or Connor would help Jake get up there and let him stargaze for the night. Mysteriously, the harpies avoided the area as if they had orders to leave it alone.
Cecil is the biggest ally in camp, so much so that he says things no straight man would ever dare.
Cecil: "I'd kiss a guy to show my support."
Lou: "That's not how it works. Also, you're dating me!"
Cecil: "Yeah, but allyship Lou Ellen. Don't be homophobic during pride month."
Lou: "I'm literally pan!"
The Hermes cabin has a list with everyone's flags and are like pride flag fairies.
Clarisse was the first person Will came out to as bisexual. She found him crying by the lake because he didn't think he would be accepted. They got to talking and she told him she was bi as well. "Take a look around, Solace. Times are changing and we can like who we like. Hades, look at your own cabin. You guys may have a single straight ally in there, because the rest of y'all sure arent straight."
Katie and Miranda help everyone decorate with flowers and put bouquets together.
Mitchell and Valentina have a betting pool on which couples are going to 'do the most'.
Nico's first pride month is definitely interesting. He had no idea that the camp would be so accepting or that there would be so many others like/similar to himself. (He spent most of it in a state of shock and talked Jason's ear off over Iris message.)
#they are all very precious to me#there will be at least another headcanon thing because castor and pollux#and the nike siblings#and nyssa#and the other hermes kids#and maybe leeluke#apollo cabin#austin lake#aphrodite cabin#drew tanaka#silena beauregard#clarisse la rue#annabeth chase#malcolm pace#jake mason#michael yew x jake mason#michael yew#travis stoll#connor stoll#cecil markowitz#lou ellen blackstone#hermes cabin#will solace#katie gardner#miranda gardiner#demeter cabin#mitchell pjo#valentina diaz#nico di angelo#jason grace
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more tweets and i have a lot more plus some oc centered ones if anyone wants those ones LMFAO
part one
#silena beauregard#luke castellan#alabaster torrington#chris rodriguez#ethan nakamura#lee fletcher#thalia grace#will solace#clarisse la rue#drew tanaka#nico di angelo#charles beckendorf#travis stoll#jake mason#nyssa barrera#katie gardner#percy jackson#annabeth chase#connor stoll#malcom pace#wren michaels (oc)#belladonna rossi (oc)#cora kaneko (oc)#chase keys (oc)#hayden toma (oc)#azalea drakos (oc)#nicolette ruiz (oc)#pjo#phoenix ocs
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If Hades raised Nico and Bianca Part 31 (Gay)
Mini Headcanon: Since Nico and Bianca are also Persephone's kids, they technically count in the Demeter children so they can sit in the Demeter table
At the Demeter table:
Will: Hey, Nico
Nico: Oh, hey, Will. *wipes food from his mouth, trying to act cool*
Will: Uh...Lou Ellen and I were gonna head over to the Apollo cabin's table. You wanna join?
Nico: Oh, I- uh- *looks at Bianca*
Bianca: Go ahead
Nico: *secretly excited* Cool, cool. Sure, why not? *goes with them to the Apollo table*
Bianca, watching Nico from afar: I never understood crushes
Katie: What do you mean?
Bianca: Like...how can you just look at someone and just...feel that way?
Katie: Well, love is complicated. But that's the Aphrodite cabin's territory. So, can't really say much
Bianca: I just don't get how you just see them and your whole day is made.
Zoë: Hello, Bianca
Bianca: *turns to her and instantly fixes her posture and fixes her hair* Zoë! Hey, hi.
Katie:
Zoë: *softly chuckles* What are you doing here? We've been waiting for you at our table.
Bianca: *small blush* O-our table?
Zoë: Yes, the one designated for those who reside in the Artemis cabin?
Bianca: Right! Right, right. Uhm...sure. I'll be right there.
Zoë: ...alright, then. *walks away*
Bianca: *picks up her plate and follows her* Sorry, hope you don't mind.
Katie:
#pjo#percy jackson and the olympians#nico di angelo#bianca di angelo#persephone#hades#katie gardner#zoë nightshade#zoe nightshade#will solace#solangelo#angeloshade#night angel#percy jackson incorrect quotes#pjo incorrect quotes#incorrect percy jackson quotes#incorrect quotes#gay#lesbian#lgbtq
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Minor/side character headcanons/possible prompts for the soul.
Lee fletcher is an exact replica of Apollo in his modern form dazzling white teeth, shiny straight blonde hair and sky blue eyes. In contrast, Will Solace is an exact replica of the Apollo you see in the statues of old with curly blonde hair with a rounder more youthful appearance.
Luke had a suspicion of Chris being a son of Hermes what he did not know was Chris inherited more of his father's psychopomp abilities rather than his domain of travel.... While yes, minos and his curse on the labyrinth is what drove Chris to madness the screaming souls of the damned trapped in the maze did help much either.
Katie Gardner and Meg McCaffrey are praised for their abilities of growing plants. Many often Overlook their sister Miranda who has their mother's ability to bring forth the famine and has the ability take life away from her plants in her bouts of sadness just as much as she can give them life.
Children of Apollo have a fear of snakes. Athena's spawn have a fear of spiders and while they'll never admit it Ares children have always been wary of closed spaces.
Rachel Elizabeth Dare was an only child despite this she was often overlooked. when she took the title of Oracle she did not know what that entailed. She didn't know at the time that it would give her in honorary family of siblings but who is she to complain.
At the end of the titan war Will was at a loss he was now the oldest of his siblings yet he had no knowledge on how to be the responsible older brother. Rachel also has no knowledge on how to be an honorary older sister so maybe they can learn together.
When she was younger Clarisse loved when they learned of the iliad she had a copy she would read whenever she was bored. She looked up to and respected Achilles she aspired to be just like him, a strong warrior able to take on anyone. Her only problem was she couldn't understand how he could turn away from a war how he could back down from a fight. When she returns from the Battle of Manhattan she still cannot understand but alas she made the same mistakes as him just liked she had hopped as a child. If in her anger she burned her copy of The Iliad who are we to judge her.
#pjo#toa#hoo#pjo hoo toa#will solace#percy jackson#chris rodriguez#clarisse la rue#lee fletcher#luke castellan#katie gardner#miranda gardiner#meg mccaffrey#rachel elizabeth dare
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got bored again so i did made more
malconnor (for my fellow malconnor bitches)
katie x travis
frazel (lets ignore the age gap)
ethabaster (free my babies, they did all it, but i dont care)
theyna (for my theyna babes)
blitzstone (I LOVE THEM)
carter x zia (idk the ship name, I LOVE KANE CHRONICLES THO)
tell me more i should do, i love doing these
@elena-illustration is the maker of this picrew
#malconnor#malcom x connor#malcom pace#connor stoll#katie x travis#travis x katie#travis stoll#katie gardner#frazel#hazel x frank#frank x hazel#hazel levesque#frank zhang#ethabaster#ethan x alabaster#alabaster x ethan#alabaster torrington#ethan nakamura#theyna#reyna x thalia#thalia grace#reyna avila ramirez arellano#reyna ramirez arellano#rara#hearthstone#blitzstone#blitzen#carter x zia#zia x carter#carter kane
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I generated a bunch of incorrect Percy Jackson quotes feat random characters that I like, and stuff that 1000% is not canon. Enjoy.
Austin: So, did everyone learn their lesson?
Castor: no
Lou Ellen: I did not
Annabeth: I may have actually forgotten one
Sherman: also no
Austin: oh good, me neither
Clovis: *exasperated sigh*
Nico: new year, new me!
Drew: bitch, it's august
Nico: time is an illusion
Percy: the Gods have let me live another day, and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.
Annabeth: goodnight to the love of my life, Percy, and fuck the rest of y'all
*using an ouija board*
Lou Ellen: tell us... is there a spirit in this house?
spirit, through the board: YES
Nico great! Rent is due on the first of the month
Clovis: oh, and movie night is on friday if you wanna hang out
Spirit: WAIT, WHAT
Damien, to Castor: you drink too much, you swear too much and your morals are highly questionable.
Castor: ...
Damien: you are everything I've ever wanted in a best friend
Pollux: are you laughing at that video of Clarisse and Percy fighting?
Drew: no, I'm laughing at the comments
Lou Ellen: croissants: dropped
Drew: road works: ahead
Sherman: BBQ sauce: on my tiddies
Connor: shavocado: fre
Nico: miss kesha: fuckin dead
Malcolm: ...
Malcolm: I didn't understand a word of that, and I hate all of you
Will: you are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos
Annabeth: that's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard
Pollux: but what if I die tomorrow and never get to eat nachos?
Katie: then tomorrow is nacho lucky day
Percy: Clarisse has only knocked me out three times this week. Our friendship is really developing.
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