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pjotwitter · 1 day ago
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pshwrldd · 24 hours ago
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3. JUST ASK HER OUT
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Nanas love note: i have no idea whats wrong with me but ive been doing my works at like 1 am in the morning😭 i lowkey panicked because i thought i forgot to post it untill i look at the time and i was like- nnaeul. ITS 1 AM. So it turns out i didnt forget🤗 anywayssss!! Sorry for the cliffhanger from the previous chapter heheh. Im flopping so bad rn tho omg but i dont wanna waste anymore of your timee… i hope you enjoyyy<3💞
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latenightdriving-inanf1car · 19 hours ago
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Inspo
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bi-focal12 · 5 hours ago
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MHA tweets pt.22
(mild MHA: You’re Next movie spoilers in the first tweet!)
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lavenderstobins · 4 months ago
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stranger tweets part 14
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givemeureyes · 5 months ago
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4 bajillion notes or one please and i’ll make a part two
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fawcetttweets · 4 months ago
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Do Billy being saved by the Flash from lightning strikes... when he has to turn into Captain Marvel
Close Call
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The Flash, holding Billy: Phew! That was a close one, kiddo!
Billy, trying to explode him with his mind: Haha sure was! :)
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flem17ng · 1 month ago
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Just disfunctional coven things
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cutieln4 · 2 months ago
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Pure Chaos Pt. 7 | F1 smau
f1 grid x driver!reader
fc: lia block
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taglist: @tremendousstarlighttragedy @scenesofobx @agiscool @rxouxcesss @d3kstar @ln8118 @checoracing @destinyg237 @formula1-motogpfan @tellybearryyyy @mayusaatma @1800-love-me @annabellelee @reeltreble @alldaysdreamer @eykismyfav @magixpracticality @hannah44444-blog @reesemon @coriyaps @faeriepigeons @ravisinghs-wife @plotpal @mastermindbaby @tvdtw4ever @danielricswife @bellatrix-lestrange5 @idontknowanythingsblog @ririyulife @gigigreens @the-long-gone-souls @dwarfwithstyle @loganmay19 @eywas-heir @papaya-twinks @pear-1206 @littlehoneyfreak @petrifying-risotto @meadhbhcavanagh @waywardsestras @leptitlu @planet-faerie @geniusalpaca @emmynotawards @quickstappen @carlottasa @dramaticpiratellamas @neferaskingdom @redpool @avagracekeating @jahawkw @1633sthings @heavy-vettel @ilivbullyingjeongin @theblueblub @bloodyymaryyy @stressed-cherry @da-writer @chemiru @evasmlp @partnerincrime0
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notverycolonthreeofyou · 5 months ago
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Do y’all like fake tweets
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iamred-iamyellow · 4 months ago
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⋆ ˚。⋆౨ৎ˚ Florida is One Hell of a Drug - [Part 2]
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♥ pairing: lando norris x fem!reader
♥ chapter two synopsis: lando hard launched his status as a girl dad, throwing all the fans into a loop. hopefully this visit to the miami gp will bring you closer two together as co-parents
♥ smau + written - fc: girls on pinterest + madison beer for paparazzi pics - none of the pictures are mine
♥ warnings: swearing and suggestive jokes !!!
♥ a/n: I'm literally honored that y'all have been enjoying this series. sorry it took me so long to write this part/chapter!
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lilyzneimer 🤍
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alexandra_saintmleux she's so cute 🥺
logansargeant I'll take a babysitting shift 🙋‍♂️
oscarpiastri I'm the favorite uncle piss off
logansargeant chill damn
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Things between you and Lando were still pretty awkward. After all, if someone asked the two of you the night you hooked up where you’d be in a year, a flight to Miami with your newborn baby would not be your answer. You didn’t trust him very much yet, but who could blame you? You expected him to do everything in his power to stay away from you and Camila. But here he was, flying the two of you out to watch him race. Lando really wanted to prove to you that he was all in. That he wasn’t going to take off running the minute things got hard for you two as co-parents. 
You were extremely grateful that Oscar and Lily were on the same jet as you. This made the atmosphere not too uncomfortable. Lily was rocking Camila in her arms as her and Oscar talked a little about Mark Webber. You debated whether you should jump into their conversation after having an extensive f1 research night with your best friend the day before, but you decided to just sit in silence.
You caught Lando staring at you and let out a sigh. This was going to be a long flight.
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He scanned the keycard to a nice suite in the same hotel the grid was staying in.
"This will be your room," he said, wandering inside. "Don't worry about where Camila will sleep, the hotel provided a crib."
"Thank you," you said genuinely. He was trying to be thoughtful.
"If you need anything, you have my number." Lando said before leaving the room.
You sat on the edge of your bed and pulled out your phone to check your notifications.
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They already found you? And they thought you were a wag? Damn the paparazzi is quick.
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user6 I found y/n’s instagram before it went private. How is she so gorgeous?
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user8 I’m obsessed with herrrr
user12 she’s so aesthetic
user4 new favorite wag
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-Race Day-
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The last 20 laps of the race were driving you absolutely insane. You watched closely as Lando started to pull away from Max second by second. Your leg was shaking and you wondered why this was so nerve racking.
19 laps left. 18 laps left. 15 laps left. 10 laps left. 5 laps left.
1 lap left.
The crowd and garage erupted with cheers as Lando crossed the line in P1. You heard him screaming on the radio and couldn't help but smile. Lando Norris, the father of your daughter, is now a Formula 1 race winner.
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mclarenracingf1 P1 BOYSS
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user6 LANDO’S A GIRL DAD 😭
user8 his gf is so pretty
user10 SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
user5 babe wake up Lando just hard launched his status as girl dad
user7 HE'S NOT THE STEP DAD HE'S THE DAD THAT STEPPED UPP
user3 @/user7 PREACH
user2 never change, mclaren admin
user1 screaming, crying, throwing up
user9 lets go lando, lando is ok
user11 lets go lando, he is here to stay!!!
user4 he has a daughter 🥺
user12 my heart belongs to the dads of the grid
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-Post Race Driver Reactions-
“Lando, great race. How does it feel to not only get your first win but have your daughter and partner here with you?" 
“Oh uhm, she’s not my partner.” he pressed his lips together. “But, yeah it feels great. It’s been a long time coming but we finally got the win. I hope I made my daughter and the fans proud today.”
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yourusername logan got me a bouquet 🥰 oh also oscar got camila some stuff too
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logansargeant @/oscarpiastri look who's the favorite uncle now
user7 please 😭
user4 the girls are fightinggg
user3 she made her account public again yay <3
user9 ok but that's so cute :(
user8 loscar as uncles >>>
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You and Lando walked through the sliding doors of the 5 star hotel you were staying at.
"Some of the other drivers and I are gonna go out tonight if you'd like to come? I'm sure they wouldn't mind." he rubbed the back of his neck.
You nodded towards Camila who was in your arms as a silent "I have to take care of her."
He pulled his phone out quickly, “I’m sure I can find someone who can-”
“No, it's ok. Go enjoy yourself.” you said, shaking your head and pushing his phone back down. “Not too much, though. Don’t want you ending up with another unplanned kid.”  
The comment took Lando aback but drew a laugh out of him.
“I’ll see you tomorrow. Congrats on your win.” you smiled, walking back to your room.
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Later that night you laid down in your hotel room bed, scrolling through your feed. Dozens of pictures and videos of Lando popped up. Camila made a squealing noise in the portable crib beside you.
"I know, right?" you said to her with a laugh.
You stared at one picture that he looked particularly good in. You couldn't pretend like he wasn't attractive.
"Alright," you sighed, and placed your phone down. "Goodnight, mija." you leaned over, kissed her forehead, and switched off the bedside lamp.
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pjotwitter · 10 hours ago
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sirlancenotalot · 4 months ago
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ace-attorney-twitter · 3 months ago
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eddiediazismyhusband · 5 months ago
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9-1-1 Tweets Part Six
• other installments under the cut •
(Part One) (Part Two) (Part Three) (Part Four) (Part Five) (Part Seven) (Part Eight) (Part Nine) (Part Ten)
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lavenderstobins · 5 months ago
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stranger tweets part 12
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