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bedforddanes75 · 4 months ago

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i think i might just fucking die if i dont post this right now Ok guess what? guess? guess...u wanna guess the colour of my underwear. ok cowboys here wtf ugh anyway dont tell me its bad ill come and get you

me ^

#i HATE how this starts like its making me actually angry.#wah wah wah SHUT UP oh my god literally nothing happens im gonna beat my past self #ok i think this Kind of sucks but i literally got FIVE thousand words i cannot be caught writing anymore than that bitch no way #itll just end up sucking if i try to force more im actually gonna burn in hell for being alive #HEY QT YEAH THERES SOMETHING I WANT TO SAY #OH MYG ODI LOVE THISSONG #bleeggggghhhhhhhhhhh posting BOOOOOO i need a fic blog im gonna beat somebody up #bye bye everypony...#blah blah!#deus in absentia #they hate me because my daddy is rich and im like god damn leave me alone they want me 6 feet deep in a ditch dont hate me cos my daddy is #gatty #BLLEEEEGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #new word for it PLease #what if i vomit #i hate posting it for real stresses the piss out of me EVERY TIME like please girl whos even gonna see this !!!!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE FEAR !!!#mmm the weather is giving storm 😍😍😍#that is a joke please take it as such #george is ognna be taking something else soon #no he fucking isnt #wait #matty x george #i actually need to die #my fic tag

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unforth · 8 months ago

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Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.

LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.

Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.

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#unforth rambles #fuck ai #llms #sorry but i think this every time I see a reblog with more haha funny answers #how many tries did it take to generate the absurd #how many resources got wasted just to prove what we already know - that these tools are a joke #please stop contributing to this

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roninkairi · 2 years ago

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You can only reblog this today.*

*PLEASE READ THE TAGS

#adventure time #finn the human #if you are reading this #please be aware this is a joke #this was a random thing tound on Facebook #and no finn really didn't say that #so go ahead and reblog it #just don't take it seriously #some of the people who reblogged this overreacted #so I feel compelled to add these tags to call them out on it #like seriously #chill out dudes #maybe eat a taco or two #tacos are life #so are burritos #ok this is running its course #david zaslav can suck it #i just felt like adding that because he is a douche

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everwalldigan · 3 months ago

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Pre utrh Jason opening up a little bookshop as a side hustle to his Crime Lord business (only to do evil of course, like making little book stands to promote his favourite books) and one day Bruce walks by, sees all of Jason’s favourite books on display in the window and decides to walk in (because he’s a masochistic fuck like that.)

Jason, without looking up: judging by you just standing there, I assume you don’t know your way around. Be right with y—

Bruce, sharply scanning Jason’s rapidly paling face while trying to look casual: oh no don’t worry! Take your time! What’s your name?

Jason, panicking: Tason Jodd

Bruce: that’s so funny, that sounds exactly like Jason Todd…

Jason: no it doesn’t

Bruce: It’s literally Jason Todd with the first letters swapped

Jason, sweating: no it’s not.

Bruce:

Jason:

Bruce, grabbing Jason’s arm: you’re coming with me

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froggieetmblr · 1 year ago

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first set of fnaf ruin fanart guys we are back

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lazylittledragon · 10 days ago

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what if i broke all the bones in your legs actually

#ramble #please let this be a fucking joke #i cannot imagine being this out of touch #YEAH IT'S ALMOST LIKE ART TAKES FUCKING EFFORT AND THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE DO ENJOY IT ACTUALLY #the phrase 'labour of love' exists for a reason #i sat and watched my grad film on repeat for days when it was done bc i was so proud that my hundreds of hours paid off #I DON'T MAKE ART TO SIT AND LOOK AT IT #I MAKE IT BECAUSE I PUT TIME AND LOVE INTO IT AND I GET TO LOOK AT IT AND BE LIKE I MADE THAT WITH MY HANDS!!! AND MY BRAIN #GOD FORBID YOU PUT A SECOND OF WORK INTO ANYTHING IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE ANYMORE YOU USELESS FUCK????#i'm so sorry i'm unreasonably mad about this #is it crazy for me to say that you should have to do some things in your life?????? god forbid you read your own emails #what are you DOING how fucking LAZY can you be????#and that is NOT a word i ever want to use but this is the DEFINITION of lazy #kids with adhd aren't lazy. tech bros wanting the exact same things that people have worked years for at the push of a button are lazy #i actually need to go and put my face in grass i'm so upset #thankfully. basically every musician who saw this shut it the fuck down and told him he was an idiot so that's nice

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mini-minish · 5 days ago

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regarding that recent discourse on tw*ter of if andrew would like aaron's kids or not: im not listening to any of you. neil josten literally sent me these pictures himself 🧡

#andrew minyard #tfc #the foxhole court #aftg #all for the game #dood #andrew joseph minyard hating aaron's kids????#what are you people talking about who even is that #nora's tweet was from like 2016-18 and since when do we listen to anything she says in post anyways #had to break my weekly posting limit rule for this i will not take this slander #also this is a joke please think what you will about it theyre fictional characters 😭#if you disagree i wont be mad just dissappointed #andrea mckenzie-minyard #annelise mckenzie-minyard

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profoundathletecowboybanana · 1 month ago

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not being a Bruce multishipper feels like an insult to the huge whore that this man has built his entire adult life upon being… like wdym you can only see him w one person…? Does the name “Brucie” mean nothing to you?? Has he not proven himself to be an absolute flaming bisexual???? Hold on I… I need to sit down..

#batman #bruce wayne #batfam #brucie wayne #batman x catwoman #batman x superman #Batman x wonder woman #wonderbat #superbat #superwonderbat #catbat #bruce x selina #bruce x talia #bruce x clark #bruce x harvey #this is a joke #joking #please don’t take this seriously

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whydousernamesevenexist · 6 months ago

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Mid life crisis? Yeah, I'd have a crisis too if my life was mid

#/j #please don't take me seriously #attempt at humor #my poor attempt at a joke

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foxxism · 4 months ago

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agony

#goro akechi #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #persona 5 fanart #vent art #akechi goro #p5 akechi #persona 5 akechi #do not tag as ID #do not tag as kin/me/id #I don’t know how I can make it more apparent but this is vent art #you can appreciate the artistry but please don’t take it as a joke

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xxplastic-cubexx · 19 days ago

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Marvel's Squirrel Girl: The Unbeatable Radio Show! | All of Erik Lehnsherr's Call-In's

Episodes featured: The Fate of My Universe The Sinister Six Are No More Who Would Win In A Fight? Unbeatable

Full Podcast Playlist (Spotify)

Credits below:

Written by: Ryan North

Directed by: Giovanna Sardelli

Voice Cast: Milana Vayntrub - Squirrel Girl/Doreen Green Crystal Lucas Perry - Nancy Whitehead Leo Sheng - Koi Boi/Ken Shiga Davied Morales - Chipmunk Hunk/Tomas Lara-Perez Erica Schroeder - Tippy T. Squirrel Rob Nagle - Erik Lehnsherr

Key Art: "Squirrel Girl Infinity Comic (2022)" by Derek Charm - Doreen, Nancy, Ken, Tomas, Tippy "Magneto (2023)" by Todd Nauck - Erik

#marvel #x-men #squirrel girl #magneto #cherik #i'm not tagging everyone im too drunkf rothat #i dont have a tag for vids DAMIt> this gon be my only oen #snap chats #HERE IT ISS !!!!! FINALLY !!! LIKE FOUR MONTHS IN THE MAKING <- was just too lazy to do it #i thought id focus on work all day but OOPSIEE !!!!!!!!! i was too inspired #legally had to use nauck's art that's another goat of mine ... i love his style sm its so cute and expressive and bold...#theres small things in this that bother me but whatever ive literally done this all day #im posting it and moving on #im forcing you to reblog this. DO IT #i kept giggling while makign this cause mags is so funny ....#im still crying at him being like 'yeah i said i was never going back AND I MEANT IT'#also doreen a cherik shipper ...... queen behavior i always knew it #PLEASE ENJOY !!! IM BEGGING YOU !!!! im pinning this to my blog idc this took forever #also his call ins are genuinely so funny i love him so much. my silly peepaw.....#take a shot every time he says 'charles' tho i swear to god #i was actually going to do that tongiht but Legit the amount of whiskey i had was not enough HE SAYS CHARLES SO MUCH #im ending the tags here so i dont go on a rant about how in love mags is with charles. enoug..#NOT EVEN A PODCAST SERRIES IS SAFE FROM CHERIK IM CRYINGGGGGG #they will makethemselves a probelm to EVERYONE #'please dont be evil' he'll be worse. he'll be needy jLVKAJ ERIK IS SO NEEDY IM CRYING #ok i think thats all i have to sya . im a lil tipsy so i cant think right #WAIR I REMEMBER I WANTED TO CRY ABOUT ERIKS STPID 'SWEETOOTH' JOKE I HATE HIM !!!! <- deeply in love with him #'snap you said you were drinking like ten minutes ago are you fr' dont look at me. GOOD NIGHT !!!

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rystiel · 2 months ago

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that annoying moment when getting left for dead in the trunk of a car in your 20s comes back to haunt you 40 years later (take a shot every time ford says “stanley”)

#i love making ford look like a kicked puppy #my favorite pastime #i also like making stan suffer then he brushes it off like a joke <3 #these guys have issues #anyway context? what’s that ahaha #but idk. i guess in their adventures they get into fights with things and people #and eventually stan gets pushed and locked into a trunk or one of those little freezers that lock on the outside #and he’s in this tiny space and he can’t just push his way out so he panics and forgets where he is for a second #and by the time ford gets rid of the people/things attacking and finds wherever stan went (kind of easy to tell when he’s yelling)#he’s gotta like. ground him or whatever #those 6 fingers come in handy bc he’s just gotta grab onto stan’s hand and let him feel those 6 fingers against his hand #👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼#anyway i lowkey don’t even like the dialogue in this #and ofc the drawings are low quality as usual #but whatever i am Not going back to work on this lol #idgaf take whatever i give y’all guys 🗣️#gravity falls #stanley pines #stanford pines #gravity falls fanart #stan twins #sea grunks #stangst #??? yeahg #my art #rystiart #i’ll have it in me to sit down and make something better one day but today is not that day #also ahem. he repeats please a lot when he’s about to die haha. why do y’all think he hates saying please so much? 😇

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corgiteatime · 9 months ago

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Astarion fights back against the "sexy suave vampire" trope by being a fucked up weirdo with a poor social filter who walks into a room and says whatever off-putting commentary that pops into his head. Someone commented it as "brain to mouth waterslide" behavior and I could not agree more. His smooth brain lets those thoughts slide off faster.

#baldur's gate 3 #astarion #i love my silly clown #please do not take this seriously #this post is clearly meant as a joke to amuse you

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eeldritchblast · 10 months ago

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