#please do not take this seriously

[corgiteatime]

Astarion fights back against the "sexy suave vampire" trope by being a fucked up weirdo with a poor social filter who walks into a room and says whatever off-putting commentary that pops into his head. Someone commented it as "brain to mouth waterslide" behavior and I could not agree more. His smooth brain lets those thoughts slide off faster.

[wildglitch]

Billy Batson being a modern boy. And modern boys watch things they probably shouldnt. Modern boys have unrestricted internet accese. Modern boys are crying over the lates episode of Helluva Boss.

Any ways heres a skit about Billy crying over Stolitz and Blitzø relationship except he watched the episode on the tower and now the league is confused on why this grown man is crying in the common room. Pls dont take this seriously-

Also- SPOILER WARNING FOR EPISODE 8 SEASON 2 OF HELLUVA BOSS!

Captain Marvel: *Suffering*

The Flash: Hey buddy, you good?

Captain Marvel: He just wanted an honest conversation...

Green Arrow: what?

Captain Marvel: BUT HES TOO BROKEN TO ACTUALLY THINK ANYONE CAN LOVE HIM!

Green Lantern: What is happening???

Cyborg a.k.a the only one that knows his identity: He just watched the lasted episode of an indie show he likes and now hes crying over two demons not fucking

The Flash: Im sorry back up, what?

Captain Marvel: Its not because they havent fucked and you know that! Its because they havent been able to have a real honest conversation, Blitzø! What the Fuck!

Superman: Language...

*Stomps from the hallway getting incresingly louder*

Kid Flash Burst into the room : Dude!

Captain Marvel: Dude?

Kid Flash: Dude!

Captain Marvel: Dude?!

*Pulls out Phone as showed watched episode*

Captain Marvel: *Le Gasp* Dude!

Kid Flash:: Duuuude!

Green Arrow: Yeah Im out-

Lucky for Billy, Young Justice are also Modern kids that have too much internet and watch things they probably shouldnt

[amisonist]

So considering that it’s the 54 anniversary of the moon landing I thought I’d share one of my favorite bits of trivia about the mission (along with a bit of a shitpost). So the first every liquid to be poured on the moon was actually whine as Buzz Aldrin took communion in the lunar module (the bread and whine were blessed a few days beforehand by a priest). Buzz wanted to broadcast the ceremony back to earth but decided not to at the request of Deke Slayton because of the controversy surrounding the reading of the book of genesis on Apollo 8.

Here’s where the shitposting comes in: According to Catholics (and other religions sects that believe in transubstantiation) believe that during communion the bread and whine literally becomes the body and blood of Christ. Which is why imho (despite not being religious in any way) it is perfectly accurate to say that Jesus Christ has landed on the moon

[ari-the-arotistic]

For all the good omens fans that also watch hazbin hotel, we all already know that "If hell if forever then heaven is a lie" is extremely ineffable husbands coded, but "For those of us with divine ordainment, extermination is entertainment" is ineffable bureaucracy coded, and no I will not elaborate

[bitesized-pup]

knowing people touch themselves to me is hot n all but when am I going to be fully, genuinely and unconditionally loved

[total-drama-brainrot]

Going back to the fandom's roots by redrawing a timeless classic. Original by Maple-Gunman on Deviantart! (Absolutely livid that I forgot the goggles 😡)

[bethanydelleman]

Me watching period dramas from multiple counties and thinking to myself... what really brings humans together across time, culture, and country is our desire to exhibit our wealth by having extraordinarily fancy sleeves.

"Do you doubt my great wealth and power? Have you seen my sleeves? The lace is VERY FINE! LOOK HOW MUCH UNNECESSARY FABRIC THERE IS! Did you notice that they have embroidery? BOW BEFORE MY MAGNIFICENT ARM COVERINGS!!!"

And yet today, where are our fancy sleeves?

WHERE ARE THEY?

This is clearly where modern society has gone wrong...

[voidwithtoomanygooglyeyes]

This Friday (or Thursday depending on time zones) is Izutsumi day. Celebrations include:

Izutsumi

Watching Delicious in Dungeon

Izutsumi

Consumption of snacks that Izutsumi would approve of

Izutsumi

Not getting overly excited by her presence in the anime

Izutsumi

Info dumping to anyone about Delicious in Dungeon

Izutsumi

[sasukesun]

genie: i’m the genie of the lamp and i will grant you three wishes

me: okay, could you make all the words be six letters long?

genie: doneee, andddd whattt isssss yourrr secon wishhh?

me: iiiiii wanttt alllll theeee wordss tooooo startt withhh ‘narrrr’

genie: narkay, narand naryor nartrd narwis nariss?

me: nariii narwnt narall narthe narwrd nartoo narend narwth ‘naruto’

genie: naruto

me: naruto naruto

genie: naruto

me: naruto

[illuminatedquill]

@sabezraweek don’t know what took them so long to post this but, hey, better late than never

[corgiteatime]

Me, looking at Wyll: I need to- *remembers that Wyll has been through a lot* -listen to his feelings and take care of him because he sure as hell won't take care of himself. Then we can take things slow.

Me, looking at Astarion: I need to- *remembers that his storyline is one of reclaiming body autonomy after sexual slavery but he also is still interested in sex but on his own terms with a person who cares about him* - suck his dick in a luxurious setting but only if he gave consent and it's cool if he doesn't want that.

Me, looking at Gale: I need to- *remembers that he's a wizard* - ream him with Mage Hand and Evard's Black Tentacles until he forgets everything he learned in wizard college.

Me, looking at Halsin: I need to- *Halsin is already on me*

[dead-salmon]

gudaguda event leaks: it'll be a collab with tsukihime based on it's koha-ace origin, welfare will be kohaku, 5star will be akiha

[justsasuke]

One thing I love about the Uchiha is that they’re all so unhinged but in completely different ways.

Madara walked out of Konoha and then attacked it with a cursed demon he bullied into listening to him.

Itachi was brainwashed so he killed his whole family except his younger brother who he then tormented for years bc he loved him more than anything.

Sasuke ignored literally every singe piece of advice anyone gave him ever just to do what he decided he was going to do and was telling everyone he was going to do since day one.

They’re all so crazy and I love that for them.

[alwaysahiccupandastrid]

Okay but has anyone ever tried giving the Death Angels in the A Quiet Place films some ear defenders? Maybe they’re just angry because they’re having sensory overload 😕

[thefakehedgehogaroundhere]

OH GOD NO

[jellyfisharcade]

JELLYMIDARCADEJOURNEY!

Made by Hand, Colored Pencils, 10 years, and blood sweat and tears....Prints start at $500

Also I'm Black and grew up in the Ghetto and was raised by my single mother who worked 8 jobs to keep food on the table. And I'm trans. And have terminal cancer. Actually the prints are $1,000 each. Plus shipping. Please hurry, I don't have long to live without the expensive surgery.

Did I mention I'm an Iraq War veteran?