#please do not take this seriously

[corgiteatime]

Astarion fights back against the "sexy suave vampire" trope by being a fucked up weirdo with a poor social filter who walks into a room and says whatever off-putting commentary that pops into his head. Someone commented it as "brain to mouth waterslide" behavior and I could not agree more. His smooth brain lets those thoughts slide off faster.

[jonathanbyersphd]

Sometimes a friend group can be, A lesbian, the gay boy she's mentoring, his bi brother-in-law, and Steve

[wildglitch]

Billy Batson being a modern boy. And modern boys watch things they probably shouldnt. Modern boys have unrestricted internet accese. Modern boys are crying over the lates episode of Helluva Boss.

Any ways heres a skit about Billy crying over Stolitz and Blitzø relationship except he watched the episode on the tower and now the league is confused on why this grown man is crying in the common room. Pls dont take this seriously-

Also- SPOILER WARNING FOR EPISODE 8 SEASON 2 OF HELLUVA BOSS!

Captain Marvel: *Suffering*

The Flash: Hey buddy, you good?

Captain Marvel: He just wanted an honest conversation...

Green Arrow: what?

Captain Marvel: BUT HES TOO BROKEN TO ACTUALLY THINK ANYONE CAN LOVE HIM!

Green Lantern: What is happening???

Cyborg a.k.a the only one that knows his identity: He just watched the lasted episode of an indie show he likes and now hes crying over two demons not fucking

The Flash: Im sorry back up, what?

Captain Marvel: Its not because they havent fucked and you know that! Its because they havent been able to have a real honest conversation, Blitzø! What the Fuck!

Superman: Language...

*Stomps from the hallway getting incresingly louder*

Kid Flash Burst into the room : Dude!

Captain Marvel: Dude?

Kid Flash: Dude!

Captain Marvel: Dude?!

*Pulls out Phone as showed watched episode*

Captain Marvel: *Le Gasp* Dude!

Kid Flash:: Duuuude!

Green Arrow: Yeah Im out-

Lucky for Billy, Young Justice are also Modern kids that have too much internet and watch things they probably shouldnt

[3-speranza]

Need more people to talk about how Knox is so, so, so gay. It's written on his forehead.

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[amisonist]

So considering that it’s the 54 anniversary of the moon landing I thought I’d share one of my favorite bits of trivia about the mission (along with a bit of a shitpost). So the first every liquid to be poured on the moon was actually whine as Buzz Aldrin took communion in the lunar module (the bread and whine were blessed a few days beforehand by a priest). Buzz wanted to broadcast the ceremony back to earth but decided not to at the request of Deke Slayton because of the controversy surrounding the reading of the book of genesis on Apollo 8.

Here’s where the shitposting comes in: According to Catholics (and other religions sects that believe in transubstantiation) believe that during communion the bread and whine literally becomes the body and blood of Christ. Which is why imho (despite not being religious in any way) it is perfectly accurate to say that Jesus Christ has landed on the moon

[itz-skyline]

Admiral Nelson and Marshal Dunard (OC)

This honestly came to me in a dream of pairing these two together as a joke lmao (just because they both lost an arm)

So about my time travel fic that I've been mentioning every time I post smth about my time travel oc I haven't started writing anything down which is a bad habit of mine I always let the story marinate in my head until I'm satisfied with the story that I've made

But to keep a long story short Leonard at one point in the story loses his arm to a cannonball I won't go into detail because the way he loses his arm is just sad as in very unfortunate and kinda stupid 💀

But Nelson in my story still dies in Trafalgar so this meet-up is kind of impossible

So I kinda made a fanfic to a fanfic just for them to meet. Nelson in this story Doesn't Die and peace between the French Empire and the British Empire becomes an early reality that would never happen but let's just pretend it will lmao

Anyways I just wanted an excuse to draw these two oldies together and yap more about my oc

[total-drama-brainrot]

Going back to the fandom's roots by redrawing a timeless classic. Original by Maple-Gunman on Deviantart! (Absolutely livid that I forgot the goggles 😡)

[ari-the-arotistic]

For all the good omens fans that also watch hazbin hotel, we all already know that "If hell if forever then heaven is a lie" is extremely ineffable husbands coded, but "For those of us with divine ordainment, extermination is entertainment" is ineffable bureaucracy coded, and no I will not elaborate

[scrumptiousstuffs]

So, wild ass theory coming up after my rewatch of THK Ep 3

Madam Lilly having dinner with Mr Boonterm? And Style mentioning the same name as his “dead dog” - we know the dog thing is likely a lie, but the name? He probably pull it out from someone who is close to him…maybe his dad?

And we know his dad owns the garage - and who did we see dropping off the fancy car owned by the secretary that our assassin brothers are targeting for their next hit? - STYLE!

So…what if Boonterm (who could be Style dad) is actually a known associate (or may even work for) Madam Lilly and that’s how she get some of her hit list?

Plus Style despite being a “mechanic” certainly seems very free with his time lol..in between stalking Fadel, working randomly at the market/burger shop or lounging like a diva with his tattooist bestie sipping cocktails - which tells me he is not hurting for money?

Thank you for coming to my pep talk - where everything is just rubbish and nonsensical

The Heart Killers EP 3

[bitesized-pup]

knowing people touch themselves to me is hot n all but when am I going to be fully, genuinely and unconditionally loved

[bethanydelleman]

Me watching period dramas from multiple counties and thinking to myself... what really brings humans together across time, culture, and country is our desire to exhibit our wealth by having extraordinarily fancy sleeves.

"Do you doubt my great wealth and power? Have you seen my sleeves? The lace is VERY FINE! LOOK HOW MUCH UNNECESSARY FABRIC THERE IS! Did you notice that they have embroidery? BOW BEFORE MY MAGNIFICENT ARM COVERINGS!!!"

And yet today, where are our fancy sleeves?

WHERE ARE THEY?

This is clearly where modern society has gone wrong...

[corgiteatime]

Me, looking at Wyll: I need to- *remembers that Wyll has been through a lot* -listen to his feelings and take care of him because he sure as hell won't take care of himself. Then we can take things slow.

Me, looking at Astarion: I need to- *remembers that his storyline is one of reclaiming body autonomy after sexual slavery but he also is still interested in sex but on his own terms with a person who cares about him* - suck his dick in a luxurious setting but only if he gave consent and it's cool if he doesn't want that.

Me, looking at Gale: I need to- *remembers that he's a wizard* - ream him with Mage Hand and Evard's Black Tentacles until he forgets everything he learned in wizard college.

Me, looking at Halsin: I need to- *Halsin is already on me*

[voidwithtoomanygooglyeyes]

This Friday (or Thursday depending on time zones) is Izutsumi day. Celebrations include:

Izutsumi

Watching Delicious in Dungeon

Izutsumi

Consumption of snacks that Izutsumi would approve of

Izutsumi

Not getting overly excited by her presence in the anime

Izutsumi

Info dumping to anyone about Delicious in Dungeon

Izutsumi

[illuminatedquill]

@sabezraweek don’t know what took them so long to post this but, hey, better late than never

[alwaysahiccupandastrid]

Okay but has anyone ever tried giving the Death Angels in the A Quiet Place films some ear defenders? Maybe they’re just angry because they’re having sensory overload 😕

[dead-salmon]

gudaguda event leaks: it'll be a collab with tsukihime based on it's koha-ace origin, welfare will be kohaku, 5star will be akiha