#The Flash: Now put on the other episodes Im invested and need context
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Billy Batson being a modern boy. And modern boys watch things they probably shouldnt. Modern boys have unrestricted internet accese. Modern boys are crying over the lates episode of Helluva Boss.
Any ways heres a skit about Billy crying over Stolitz and Blitzø relationship except he watched the episode on the tower and now the league is confused on why this grown man is crying in the common room. Pls dont take this seriously-
Also- SPOILER WARNING FOR EPISODE 8 SEASON 2 OF HELLUVA BOSS!
Captain Marvel: *Suffering*
The Flash: Hey buddy, you good?
Captain Marvel: He just wanted an honest conversation...
Green Arrow: what?
Captain Marvel: BUT HES TOO BROKEN TO ACTUALLY THINK ANYONE CAN LOVE HIM!
Green Lantern: What is happening???
Cyborg a.k.a the only one that knows his identity: He just watched the lasted episode of an indie show he likes and now hes crying over two demons not fucking
The Flash: Im sorry back up, what?
Captain Marvel: Its not because they havent fucked and you know that! Its because they havent been able to have a real honest conversation, Blitzø! What the Fuck!
Superman: Language...
*Stomps from the hallway getting incresingly louder*
Kid Flash Burst into the room : Dude!
Captain Marvel: Dude?
Kid Flash: Dude!
Captain Marvel: Dude?!
*Pulls out Phone as showed watched episode*
Captain Marvel: *Le Gasp* Dude!
Kid Flash:: Duuuude!
Green Arrow: Yeah Im out-
Lucky for Billy, Young Justice are also Modern kids that have too much internet and watch things they probably shouldnt
#billy batson#captain marvel#shazam#dcu#dc#helluva boss#young justice#the justice league#wally west#the flash#green lantern#green arrow#cyborg#victor stone#superman#please do not take this seriously#The league: *Looks up the show to find out what Cap was crying about*#The league: *Watches Full Moon*#The league:...#Green Lanter: I cabt belive that our super boy scout watches...this!#Superman: I dont this I'll ever be the same again#Batman: Im blocking this from the kids accese#Wonder Woman: Agreed they shouldnt be watching this#The Flash: Uhhhh the hell you are#The Flash: Now put on the other episodes Im invested and need context
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