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noi noi noi

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environmental storytelling

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why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

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U don’t understand people growing up so you read lots of novels so you can still feel connections to fictional people and to the people who write the novels and maybe you hope you will learn more about how people work from reading all those novels but unfortunately novelists are not usually great at knowing how normal and well-adjusted people work or else they probably wouldn’t be novelists

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the neurodivergent experience:

20% of the time: wowwieee!!! i love my passions and interests!!!!! they make me so happy i want to jump up and down!!!!! weee!!!!!!! :3333333333

80% of the time: this mind is a prison

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there's been plenty of pushback against youtube's plan to age-check users by using an AI to analyze everyone's watching habits, but amidst that, i spotted this playlist circulating among some teens:

(picture is a reconstruction to protect the kids identity)

interesting! they're trying to trick the AI by watching videos that have a primarily adult viewer demographic? well im a curious fella so naturally i have to take a look-see, and

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The demon is hungry

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Projecting our period cramps onto Saja boys

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He a little confused but he got the spirit

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Tumblr fandom culture gets a lot of fair criticism that it totally deserves but I think you really have to be dead inside to not think it's awesome and beautiful that i can make a post about gale of waterdeep purring during sex and people will reblog with tags about WWE wrestlers fucking each other. I think you have to be a real bastard to genuinely be a hater about that.

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Movie poster in Thailand

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Also I'm sorry but "does it show a lack of conviction in communism to jack off to knight porn?" sounds like a dialogue option in disco elysium that resukts in Kim looking at you kinda sadly and then changing the subject

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Expressing admiration for my compatriot's keen insight by exclaiming "by Jove, you've cracked the code!" or some similar shit.

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she’s so tired

inspired by a tiktok audio in fact you can find the funnier video version here

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I like how the homestuck pilot stuff is just giving everyone a rude awakening that a lot of indie creators know each other and respect each others work and that your individual cringe does not exist in a vacuum. And that at the end of the day you’re all clowns.