#pilk cookie

[rubys-forest]

mistakes into miracles

im so serious guys

[loe-does-stuff]

i put ingredients in cookies nobody else is brave enough to

[craske]

a small prediction, or speculation on where the story in beast yeast might go in the future, based on what weve seen in the story mode in the cookie lab

or, as one would say, fuck you unbeasts your jester

[gay-simple-and-chaotic]

Fuck it, tumblr can have the pureshadow flash fic I blasted my qpp with, fic below cut

Torments my boy by typing for 12 minutes. Fic is small and a bit angsty; contains self-use of it/its implied as a dehumanizing tactic. I also just like he/it/they Smilk but I think it's fun to think of how he thinks of himself. I've also not gotten to Beast Yeast yet I'm just insane about them.

"..I do not quite...understand."

His voice is as soft as always. So gentle. Undeservingly kind. Perhaps this is why he was so loved. No matter the truth he'd speak, he would say it in that voice, with an innocence belying his age.

He looks at it with that innocence. Eyes closed, lashes dainty against his cheeks, and after silence presses on, he opens them, perplexed.

They do not see what is there.

Not merely due to their inability; it is close enough that he could surely count crumbs on its face. But he has always been one to see the light where there was none.

"Shadow Milk Cookie." Its name falls from his tongue like the heaviest of truths, yet wrapped in the levity of the lie it knows it to be. Nobody remembers the truth, after all.

It made sure of that.

It scoffs. Rolls its eyes at him. Sticks out its tongue. Plays flippant.

"Oh, precious silly cookie," it lets words flow like syrup, sickly saccharine and suffocating in their false warmth, "what's there not to get?~"

"Why it is that you've not yet crumbled me."

Why?

Why?

It has no answer. It stares at him, face frozen in the grin it donned. Why not? Why not? What did he mean? What was it to say?

"You want the souljam," he says, and those words are true. It thinks so, at least. "But yet you refuse to simply take it from me. What motivates this game of yours?"

"Fun!~" It cheers before it allows itself to dare think. "You're just terribly adorable when you scream and wail for help, don't you know?"

"...You're not telling the truth."

"Duh!" The scoff comes out with dismissive force. "Why would I, silly Vanilly?"

It doesn't like how he looks at it. It doesn't like it. It doesn't like it it doesn't like it it doesn't like it it doesn't it doesn't IT DOESN'T--

Why doesn't it?

What is the truth?

Why hasn't it crumbled him?

It has been silent too long. It has stared into his eyes too long. It detests that kind, weary, familiar smile on his face. It despises his pity.

"...I don't need you to look at me like that," it spits, turning on its heel and fleeing. It will come back. It has to.

It...wants that souljam, right?...

[aimless-aimz]

do you think his nickname is shilk

[redscorpiocat]

Thank you all for such a journey this year

2023 had a fun beginning the first five months, before then things got out of control.

Ever since my uncle died in June of this year, things went downhill from there... I tried to stay positive, but the negativity keeps hurting... But... At least I have people who are there for me... And I know how much this shit hurts... This year was not going well for me... It started out nice and chill at the beginning of the year... But then it slowly descended into a painful downward spiral of pain, heartbreak, tears, despair, and most of all, a whole lot of suffering... I wanted to have a good year, but... Apparently we don't always get what we want... And everything will always happen...

But maybe this year will end on a good note and 2024 will hopefully begin better

At least I have you guys^^ Everyone that I have ever met in my life, online and in real life ^v^

And our journey is reeeaallyyy far from over! So get ready for more artwork, more characters, more fan art, and a whole bunch more!

It may take a moment, but I'm sure we'll all pull it through if we stick together

Let's see what 2024 has in store for us all! :3

We'll see you there!! ^w^🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

[sovereignzofdarkness]

never shared these romance kingdom versions of my ocs i doodled lol

[officialarcee]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN PILK IS REAL AND WAS ENDORSED BY LINDSEY LOHAN??? I THOUGHT PILK WAS A TUMBLR THING???

[methoxyacetyltryptamine]

You guys should stop saying "pepsi and milk doesn't taste great" Bro have you even tried it!??!?

Instead of Pilk Slander, You should attack who ever likes actual Bad food combos like.... Idk pickles in pizza?

Doe.. does those guys even exists???? :/

Sorry but it's probably how he would taste as an irl cookie

[orteil42]

How do you feel about people modding Cookie Clicker? Obviously you're not totally against them, I'm just curious about your thoughts.

i did not shed sweat and tears patching in full Steam workshop support and adding like 3 official example mods including pilk to be told i'm "not totally against" modding

[mythicalteatree]

I believe shadow milk cookie is made of pilk

[milk-and-trickery]

Howdy, Shadow Pilk! How are you today?

". . ."

Perhaps Pure Vanilla Cookie could take a page from Shadow Milk Cookies friends on how to 'shut him down'.

[ Ft. a doodle from @earthbreadandtendrils cause I showed them the ask first and we couldn't stop laughing. ]

[sleepinessconsumes]

YOU KNOW NOTHING, YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MY PAIN!!! ARHRHHHHHH YESSSSSS FIINALLYYYUYYYYY

I DID IT!!!! I DID ITTT!!! I CAN GET SHADOW MILK NOW FUCKE VERYTHING I SPENT HOURS GRINDING SO BADLY YESYESYES

[speadrunner]

Question for Cookie Run Kingdom tumblr:

Do y’all think Shadow Milk Cookie tastes like pilk?

[shadowmilkinplacesheshouldntbe]

Hello Mr. Pilk Cookie, thought I'd tell you that you have taken over my friends mind, she is obsessed with you rn. Okay bye! :)

" Good."

[shinakazami1]

Ok silliest question but i looked at pilksus's @cookie9sblog (which is an amazing ask blog and you all should look at it and ask questions cus pilk does so much research behind the scenes about the game, is amazing and the characterisation of cookie and buglivia are amazing) and i wondered... Would TBG Fans be interested in Davey the character askblog??? I wanted to make many but for my narrators I'd want to do art and thought this would be a silly first try of scuh a thing so...

EDIT: THE BLOG IS ALREADY LIVE! CHECK OUT @cake-bread