#PILK IS REAL?????

[officialarcee]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN PILK IS REAL AND WAS ENDORSED BY LINDSEY LOHAN??? I THOUGHT PILK WAS A TUMBLR THING???

[luuxxart]

OK but. What is pilk

it was all an op made up by @yourfavedrinkspilk in order to increase pepsi and milk sales

[saltingthecookingwine]

I see a post like this and I am faced with a decision, a true Sophie’s Choice. Do I spend an unreasonable amount of time searching around trying to figure out what I’m the actual fuck is going on here? Pilk?

Or do I just blithely scroll on by and possibly miss out on some fire internet bullshit?

Oh. The dilemma.

one of the tabs open on my computer is this video and I think I might have a problem. I never close the tab and every time I look through my tabs during the day, I watch it again and link it to somebody to make them suffer

[lazyturtleshell]

i just drank an entire glass of pilk at 2 am and I feel sick, like I’m gonna be bedridden for the next several days.

worth it. i am so full of pilk.

so me!

[charlesdesvoeux]

we need to make a terror character iceberg. 1st level is crozier fitzjames franklin goodsir-- the guys even casual fans will remember. 2nd level could be characters casual fans might remember being around but whose names they likely forgot-- hodgson gibson little tozer. 3rd level is guys who are pretty known to those In The Fandom but probably not casual viewers- des voeux armitage dundy. 4th level is pilk. the rest idk but at the very bottom we have gillies macbean (real franklin expedition patriots will remember)

[sunlaire]

Okay but seriously Pilkington never sheds his redcoat. All the other marines did. Even Tozer, who gave the 'we're royal marines' speech, even he loses faith in it. Or maybe just loses himself. But Pilks has his red coat on when he dies. He's making plans and trying to survive up to the very last second. I love him for real

[squuote]

MORE EXTREMELY GOOD TAGS

I do think about how unnerving the office must be being so empty. Like I know it’s a very obvious n noticeable thing in the game but specifically I think about the instant silence that occurred after everyone just vanishes. And how pieces of them are still present at their desks and all around the office. How it goes from distant talking and sounds of typing and bustling movement to just nothing. nothing except for stanley. how long do you think it took for him to notice the silence?

[punkitt-is-here]

Do you have any mlp ocs? If so, which was your first?

i do! the first was technically almond pilk

who i created literally just to be a smug bitch who antagonizes rarity. the first REAL oc i made was Starlight Magnolia, my ponysona

[eoin-mcgonigal]

you’re like uncannily good at assigning daemons to doomed victorian sailors. wish we could see the whole list!!

omg thank u soooo much ;; my dearest @stolperzunge is my co-creator of this au, she has had SO many great ideas for this au 💕💕 here is our complete list of the terror daemons!!

character - daemon settled as (gender) name [potential nickname] (real name)

feel free to send an ask if you have any thoughts or questions about my beloved au 💞

croizer - northern fulmar (f) aislin

fitzjames - cheetah (x) alexandria

sir john - basset hound (f) elizabeth

nedward - mole (f) cornelia

irving - swan (m) fabienne (fabien)

hodge - schipperke (f) mirabelle

dundy - lynx (f) abernathy [biscuit]

gore - arctic fox (f)

hickey - rat (f) dhalia

billy - whippet (f) sophie

sol - norwegian elkhound (f) akiva

tommy - one eared galago (f) saoirse

blanky - osprey (f) isolde

hartnell - mandarin duck (m)

jopson - siamese cat (f) lydia

peglar - otter (f) odette

bridgens - raven (f) edith

manson - yorkshire terrier (f) evie

goodsir - hedgehog (m) eileithyia

silna - polar bear, seal, northern fulmar etc (x)

diggle - golden lion tamarin (f)

wall - golden lion tamarin (f)

pilk - groundhog (f) romilda

des voeux - weasel (f)

heather - pit bull (f) harriet

hoar - pomeranian (f)

bryant - american staffordshire terrier (f)

morfin - seagull (f)

collins - seal species? (f) tristana

stanley - moth species? (f) victoria

mcdonald - quokka (f)

billy orren - seagull (f)

chambers - duck (f) evelyn

strong - gannet (f)

young - hare (f) anna

evans - puffin (f)

golding - water rail (f)

charles best - seagull (f)

[jauntybones]

peptonbidomal call that REAL glacier CHERRY. peopernilk. pilk

Are... Are you saying that I cum peppernilk?

[maliceandarrogance]

you can’t convince me that w. pilks is a real human man and not a tiny baby puppy in uniform

[curtvilescomic]

Current events break from all things Comics.. as russian illegal war against Ukraina continues they are having hybrid war on the whole western world. Oh, excuse me: on the whole World. But as their current leadership has downright racist view of Africa and Asia that after real opposition haa been dealt with they can do their colonial expansion easily thereafter.

During past year many information cables in bottom of the Baltic sea have been cut. Few Chinese vessels have just dragged their anchors cutting cables between Finland and Germany and Sweden and Germany and between Finland and Estonia.

On 25th december 2024 Estlink 2 submarine power cable between Finland and Estonia was cut. Part of russias Shadow fleet, Eagle S tanker had ran over the area.

The ship is under Cook islands flag and the single ship of Arab Emirates shipping company. Sure.

Finnish police with help from our coast guard and military took the ship over , captured the crew and confiscated the vessel. Which was missing it's anchor.

Here is what the police had to say at information event:

for non-finnish speaking minority:

Journalist: Have you took contact to russian authorities?

Police: No we have not. Journalist: Are you going to contact russian authorities? Police: No we will not.

Journalist: Why not? Police: I will not continue on this enquiry

Too long overdue. FAFO

[blackcatreligion]

my controversial opinions yall r prob gonna be pissed abt pt 1

drawing fanart of actual serial killers OR just real killers/criminals in general is really weird

having a sexual attraction towards "plushes" that look esp most like a animal is borderline zoophilic and gross

pilk (pepsi and milk) does work bc its essentially a melted float (ice cream and soda) and yall are just too pussy to even try it anyway saying this cuz i saw stuff that made me want to say that :> uhm. yeah!! anyway gonna start blocking ppl now cuz i found people in the btd fandom actually interacting with shit involving both 1 and 2 so, yeah, IF you think my opinions involving that is shit block me the fuck now bc i will be disrespectful af to you/gen.

[zwoelffarben]

One of the people I follow is Pilk-posting, and I legit forgor Pilk was Pepsi+Milk for a minute

Which is fine, but then I got real confused when the etymology my Brain filled that empty space with was Penis Milk, cause girl why you so thirsty for Pilk(Penis milk) all a sudden.

Now, I'm instead more confused cause 1. girl why you so thirsty for pilk(pepsi+milk) all a sudden but two, why did my brain jump straight to Penis Milk.

[slicedcheesegremlin]

pilk is for weenies, REAL MEN drink PUM

[yourfavedrinkspilk]

I'd like to consider myself not just a connoisseur of pilk, but perhaps more of a pilk machine. There's a lot of flavours of pepsi out there, but it's time to enjoy the delicious taste of something new.

Today, I bring to you all, Peepilk.

Pilks just like any pepsi would.

My initial thoughts on the taste are this: it tastes of literal sweet nothing. There is no milk taste or pepsi taste... or peeps taste at all.

I've taken a few swigs of the Peepsi itself to get familiar with it's specific taste, which I would describe as "slightly aromatic in a chemical-y way." The aftertaste is probably comparable to that starlight cola that was going around, which I felt tasted a lot like the liquid inside a lava lamp feels.

There's none of it in the peepilk. There's... nothing. It smells of nothing, and the only real feeling you get in your mouth is just an overwhelming urge to swallow. It's almost as if it's too sweet.

Overall? 3/10. Pilk, but if it wasn't.