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There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

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Well, of course he’s an ally. He made Goncharov.

what I like about martin scorsese is that he really is a movie fan, and a champion of them at that. he's always striving to remain current while preserving history. dude is 82 and watching movies from exciting new trans voices.

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I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!

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TikTok live is such a waste of time there are no good….

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[video by soupygarbagejuice. original caption: stuie]

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My Life Changed When I Discovered Peer-to-Peer File Sharing at Age 10 by heart__rot

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Acrylic on Canvas

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Chat, it’s been a year. Do i queue up another year of reblogs.

this is my new favorite video

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The duality of man is thinking “children cannot help themselves and we all need to be patient with them as they explore what it means to be human in public” and also “damn, I wish this crying baby was not on the plane rn :/“

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Heroes at Home (2020)

written by Zeb Wells art by Gurihiru

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FOR THE PAST YEAR, I HAVE REBLOGGED MUNCHIE TECH DECK. THIS IS THE 52 WEEK OF MUNCHIE TECH DECK, APPROXIMATELY A YEAR. THE FINAL (for now) MUNCHIE TECH DECK.

this is my new favorite video

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Ruckus versus The Evil Orange Slice

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My plan for the public transit system is to make bus drivers into a sort of holyman whose role is cherished in society. Then we give them access to all the ecstasy they want and they're expected to take it on the job.