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ICONIC

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“Friends” but Ross only speaks in Animal Crossing dialogue noises accompanied by a low, ominous humming sound

Also it’s an improv dub

also featuring @chongoblog, @not-robobuddies, @marblecantus, @paper-mario-wiki

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Wit meeting Kaladin for the first time on the Shattered Plains: "Anyway, here's Wander Sail"

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Just had a run where Wheel went polychrome. Twice.

Did I lose the run on the ante 8 boss? yes but it was gold stake don’t judge me.

This game is fun but I fucking hate the wheel of fortune

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Puppies getting warm and toasty by the fire, ok?

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not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual

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Mild Spoilers for Wind and Truth by Brandon Sanderson

I for one, have been absolutely adoring the choice to make Nale argue like an internet troll. Every conversation between him and Kaladin basically ends with "That's a poor argument Windrunner, as you see I've already drawn you as the Soyjack and me as the Chad" and then running away.

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Say what you will about Brandon Sanderson, but he knows what women want*.

*to eat metal and kill giants while their trophy husband grows sexier by the day

*to make earth shaking scientific discoveries while in a toxic relationship with a beautiful, immortal crab woman

*pirate time with rat friend

*to possess their boyfriend so hard he swaps gender

*to solve crime with their two zany sidekicks

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oh the PAIN of seeing a very good Cosmere post yet being unable to reblog it because you have a mutual who will be very very spoiled if they see it

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i love you guys

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yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

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"He did it in broad daylight" as opposed to male daylight?

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And after endless engineering calculations the result is achieved.

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J. R. R. Tolkien: no, my books aren't about the war I experienced. It's just a story

J. R. R. Tolkien's works: you cannot go home, war ends entire bloodlines, you are mourning the death of your brother alone, you dug into the earth and permanently scored the land, you cannot explain what you have been through, you cannot go home, "that wound will never fully heal. He will carry it the rest of his life", leaving the women behind does not save them, the young die first, you cannot go home, the parent will bury their child, you have lost the wives and you will never connect with them again, "how shall any tower withstand such numbers and such reckless hate?", you are not the same, you cannot go home, you can never go home, your father will only side with those he sees as worthy bloodlines and you cannot change his mind, it is more meaningful Not to kill, sometimes your sacrifice accomplishes nothing, you cannot go home