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this is my new favorite video

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99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified

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Cat distribution system

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Customer: SHORT FOR AUBERGINE, FRENCH FOR EGGPLANT, COLOR OF CAR DMV: EGGPLANT Verdict: DENIED

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NIGHTBLOOD WILL HAPPEN

someday i’ll wake up and there will be warbreaker sequel news

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went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned

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Nah, you know what, fair to these players. I am so much worse as a DM when it comes to confusing names. Often times, the nation and the capital have the exact same name. And this is not just a simple "Oklahoma and Oklahoma City" kind of deal, they are called the exact same and I do not differentiate between the two. An NPC could tell a player "I'm from Redaron" and it is just as likely that they mean the city Redaron as it is "the land that is within a nation called Redaron."

Running a Kingdom can be stressful

Two years deep into a Kingmaker campaign

Wizard: “What’s the name of our country?”

Fighter: (chokes on his drink, laughing)

DM: “Brother. We’ve been playing this game for two years, the fuck do you mean you don’t know the name of the country?!?” (laughing)

Me (laughing): “I always get it confused between [capital name] and [nation name]!”

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Generational toxic masculinity.

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got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

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so uh. is hoid NOT his self-insert OC.

The way Sandersons POVs are a narrative device free to alternate between the protagonists and antagonists indicates that the POVs are being dictated by a more distant third party observer who tells stories to maximize drama potential. Dude writes like he IS Hoid