lazyturtleshell
Lazy
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can’t call myself a reddit refugee, still use it. hopefully twitter refugee?Dancerush Stardom|DOOM|Yugioh|MagicTheGathering|PumpItUp|SoundVoltexDX|Groove CoasterRed Rising|Cosmere|Wheel of Time|Cradle|DUNEMy ever growing Currently Reading List:Tress and the Emerald Sea, Wind and Truth (Stormlight Archive #5), DUNE: Messiah, Cradle: Underlord, Deadhouse Gates (Malazan: Book of the Fallen #2), Conqueror’s Blood (GunMetal Gods #2), The Blade Itself, Sufficiently Advanced Magic, The Two Towers (Lord of the Rings #2), Empire of Silence (Sun Eater #1).
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lazyturtleshell · 11 hours ago
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this is my new favorite video
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99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified
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lazyturtleshell · 14 hours ago
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Cat distribution system
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Customer: SHORT FOR AUBERGINE, FRENCH FOR EGGPLANT, COLOR OF CAR DMV: EGGPLANT Verdict: DENIED
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lazyturtleshell · 15 hours ago
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NIGHTBLOOD WILL HAPPEN
someday i’ll wake up and there will be warbreaker sequel news
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lazyturtleshell · 1 day ago
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went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned
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lazyturtleshell · 1 day ago
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Nah, you know what, fair to these players. I am so much worse as a DM when it comes to confusing names. Often times, the nation and the capital have the exact same name. And this is not just a simple "Oklahoma and Oklahoma City" kind of deal, they are called the exact same and I do not differentiate between the two. An NPC could tell a player "I'm from Redaron" and it is just as likely that they mean the city Redaron as it is "the land that is within a nation called Redaron."
Running a Kingdom can be stressful
Two years deep into a Kingmaker campaign
Wizard: “What’s the name of our country?”
Fighter: (chokes on his drink, laughing)
DM: “Brother. We’ve been playing this game for two years, the fuck do you mean you don’t know the name of the country?!?” (laughing)
Me (laughing): “I always get it confused between [capital name] and [nation name]!”
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lazyturtleshell · 1 day ago
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Generational toxic masculinity.
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got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.
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lazyturtleshell · 1 day ago
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so uh. is hoid NOT his self-insert OC.
The way Sandersons POVs are a narrative device free to alternate between the protagonists and antagonists indicates that the POVs are being dictated by a more distant third party observer who tells stories to maximize drama potential. Dude writes like he IS Hoid
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