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I'm really excited for the moment when Moash finally gets to feel all the pain he's been giving away this whole time. That's gunna suck so much for him and be so great for me, personally.
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#moash stormlight#moash#brandon sanderson#cremposting#cosmere#cfsbf#cosmemes#stormlight archive#crempost#incorrect stormlight quotes#the way of kings#fuck moash#(I love Moash j could fix him)#kaladin stormblessed#kalmoash
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Moash fans: "Moash did nothing wrong/his actions are justified"
Me, unrolling a giant scroll: So, Moash's crimes are (spoiler alert):
WoR: Betraying Kaladin, and the whole Bridge Four
OB: Killing Elokhar in front of Kaladin while he tried to protect him, then doing the Bridge Four salute. Killing a Herald for no reason.
RoW: Killing Roshone in front of Kaladin, claiming he did it for Kal. With Odium's help he tormented Kal with nightmares to break him, and also verbaly tortured him. Killed several Radiants for no reason. Killed Teft's spren just to hurt Teft. Killed Teft, then threw his corpse in front of Kaladin. Had Kal's father taken as hostage, planning to kill him to drive Kal to suicide. Then he casualy went to kill Navani.
Also the Spren killing dagger was proly meant for Syl.
Soooo....
#kaladin stormblessed#stormlight archive#words of radiance#oathbringer#rythm of war#navani kholin#moash stormlight#fuck moash#seriously who can apologize to Moash
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part?
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#stormlight archive#the stormlight archive#cosmere#cosmemes#cremposting#kaladin stormblessed#dalinar kholin#moash#fuck moash#lift stormlight#navani kholin#raboniel#navaniel
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If Moash dies in WaT I want to cry at his death. I want him to make a heroic sacrifice so Kaladin doesn't have to. I want him to die a hero's death, after everyone except Kaladin have given up on him.
Like, if his redemption/sacrifice is handled well it could be so much better than Kaladin or any other character killing him. Because imagine Sanderson making a character more and more hated throughout 4 books, making him truly despicable just to pull a redemption. This is the kind of insane shit he would do.
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You Cannot Have My Pain aka Oathbringer thoughts
I am an empty shell
in both a good and a bad way
it's 5:28AM as I start to write this
MOASH
how DARE you
Dalinar I actually love you
Odium, u r actually a CREEP dude
spoilers will be under the cut *bows an emotionally drained bow*
*stares into the distance, watching the waves crash onto the shore*
Do you guys ever relate to a character that's nothing like you? Like, something happened in your life that CONNECTS you to a character? For me, that's Dalinar.
And I know what you're thinking
WHAT bitch?
a warlord tyrant turned peacemaker, eh? r u a criminal bitch?
No. But I did lose my mom to cancer in 2022. My internal landscape changed overnight. The things I deemed important changed. I was able to finally see my flaws, made bare by my immense regret (a normal feeling when grieving) and it look a LOT of therapy to forgive myself. I didn't like the person I was. I was selfish, was quick to judge and didn't desire human connection, and I was so mad at myself that it took my mom dying to spark that change.
Without making this a TED Talk, I deeply connected to Dalinar's grief that struck me in an unexpected way.
"Sometimes a hypocrite is nothing more than a man in the process of changing." Oh...? Oh. Oh. TEARS down my face.
LET US BEGIN.
So, we BEGIN the book with Dalinar seeing a figure in black Shardplate with nine shadows and red eyes
oh ok
Oh bro when Elhokar bowed down to Dalianr trying to abdicate and name Dalinar a Highking...& Dalinar and Navani are like
!! bro !! GET UP
OMG!!
WHEN HIS MEMORY CAME BACK OF EVI
I remember reading it and they were like "blah blah blah yeah, Evi" and I was like bro WAIT A FUCKING SECOND DUDE
oh oh oh
When Pattern asked if Adolin was an option for him to marry LMFAO ok Pattern we get it hahhhahhaha Pattern is so funny dude
Even in Shadesmar when he and Adolin were pretending to be illusions and he was happily waving a glass stick above his head, I'm like damn he's....a little touched tbh
Dalinar strolling around during a highstorm looking for a fucking knife was iconic as well as him spotting the assassin in literally 0.5 seconds and murking him and everyone in the room is like
Gavilar was like "um thanks"
Blackthorn Unleashed was an amazing chapter. He went into Bloodstance - a stance for someone who didn't care if he got hit and he was RAGING
But you know what I also noticed about this chapter? Gavilar like, casually put a hit out on Highprince Kalanor and juts points Dalinar wherever he wants. And I GET IT, right? Like, the Alethi are good at war. Everyone talks about it, it's what they're known for.
HOWEVER, the enabling of Dalinar's behavior is, at times, sickening. Even though I know this is a cultural thing and they all see it as a good thing. There were several times in this book where Sadeas or Gavilar said something to push Dalinar towards violence that I was like YO this is super fucked up.
Tangerine had a interesting quote too. He was telling a story about how if there were 3 people and one was a murderer, would you hang all of them, let them all go and risk someone killing again, or keep them all in prison despite some being innocent. And Tangerine said
"Eventually you will execute someone who does not deserve it. This is the burden society must carry in exchange for order." And I'm sitting here in the US of A like
holy fuck we're rich bitches <-- my audiobook bookmark when the Midnight Mother is chased away by Shallan's phalanges and we see all the uncut gems in the pillar thingy
JASNAH WELCOME BACK BITCH I was lit and it was so unexpected, she was such a badass in this book. At the end when she isn't even looking when she's killing The Fused and when she steps into politics and I'm like oh Jasnah will STEAMROLL these mother fuckers
OMG when Adolin was like I am NOT going to be king, dad and Shallan was like "hmm have you guys ever thought of..." and I rolled my eyes and was like "Renarin, duh. He'll have more prominence in the story this way and"
*Jasnah walks into the room with a crown on*
OF COURSE!! IM A FUCKING IDIOT!!! OF COURSE JASNAH SHOULD RULE. Omg I feel like she hates politics but she's the PERFECT one for the job! She can be the best diplomat but also fuck them up with words (or she could soulcast tf outta them)
OH! Evi suggesting the Nightwatcher first was a surprise
omg wait about Evi
she was amazing. she tried so hard despite not fully understanding everything (I do blame Dalinar because he made decisions, but I mostly blame Alethi culture, here. I cursed out loud multiple times at their NEED for conquest and war, growing frustrated at how narrow minded that can make them. as well as how cruel). she was scared of him, but she had this one moment when she told Dalinar after finding out that he had actually spared that child, that she saw BEAUTY in him. i was like oh bitch you are a baby angel
she tried so hard for Dalinar. even that scene when Adolin crawled down from the carriage and he saluted Dalinar...and Evi said Adolin asked her the best way to talk to him and when she told him he was a war general he decides to salute
that's just....that moment was so sweet despite Dalinar still not understanding how to be a father
LIFT SAYING THAT DALINAR HAS A DUMPTRUCK OF AN ASS WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SCENES
Lift out here like "HEY YO TIGHT BUTT WHATS GOING ON?"
holy fuck
Dalinar in canon having a nice ass is one of the funniest, most unexpected comedic jokes of this series
oh, Shallan was supposed to take notes but was drawing Kaladin instead ok girl
Teft being addicted to firemoss and Rock saving Kaladin with the Shardbow were both so amazing characters moments. teft having so much self hatred and selling his uniform which ended up coming back around when the person who attacked bridge 4 for the herald blade had his vets on PHEEWW and Rock saving the day I SCREAMEDDDDD!!! OMG ROCK!!!
"You're thinking of me," the Stormfather sent. "I can feel it."
BRO WHAT???????????? STAY IN THE STORM WHY YOU SAYING WEIRD SHIT
Jasnah vs Amaram was legendary. She REALLY said do you feel lucky today, punk
ODIUMMMMMMMMM
yo when Odium showed up literally the nicest dude wanting to braid Dalinar's hair I was like HELL NO this man is dangerous
then when he showed Dalinar his final form I GUESS he's like all hatred and passion and sex and bloodlust and im like oh HELL NO dude
"Emotion. It is what defines men - though ironically you are poor vessels for it. It fills you up and breaks you unless you find someone to share the burden with" oh ok cool odium, lol poor weak humans, fuck us then i guess
Kaza was maybe the most memorable one off character for me, the soulcaster woman who was dying and chose to kamikaze at the end because she wanted to choose how she went out
Lift and Dalinar eating fruit together in silence is, I fear, iconic
i cracked up at the myth wit told about the queen who switched places with Mishim (the moon) to fuck Nomon (the other moon) and that's why Natanatan people are blue
like wtf bitch
Adolin telling Kaladin he talks like a girl sometimes....oh? Adolin? OH?????? *smirks in Alethi*
The Rathalas scene was nuts. The thing was he tried too, Dalinar tried to offer some sort of mercy and they fucked his ass with a pole. Then he's like ok, dope *embraces Thrill in a sensual embrace* "None will be left to weep" got it cool cool cool
I do like the little hints left, like he sees red (which we see later is the Unmade) and all the times he's briefly seen red and flashes of red we know was the Nergaoul, who was thought to be the origin of the Alethi "Thrill" which I found fascinating
OOOOOOH MY GOD
MOASH
MOASH!!!
FUCKING MOASH
HOW DARE YOU!!!
after he was EMOTIONLESS when he KILLED Elhokar then SALUTED KALADIN WITH THE BRIDGE FOUR SALUTE RIGHT AFTER IT
Literally fuck Moash (his arc is fine and it's interesting because we get more lore but I dont like him)
THEN HE SHANKS JEZRIAN like MOASH wtf are you DOING bro?!?!?!?!!!!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!?
I liked how cautious Queen Fen was but then remained an ally when shit hit the fan (I liked how cautious everyone was tbh because they're all just so scared of ThE BLAcKtHoRn and youre like bro come ON but then you're like oh yeah ok i get it)
I LOVED Dalinar's flashbacks. With the Nightwatcher (then Cultivation after Dalinar asked for forgiveness and NW was like ??? and Cultivation was like "I got it from here bitch"), and when he breaks down and holds Renarin ("They talk about you, but they're wrong. You just need to rest, after all the fighting you did. I know. And I miss her too." RENARIN PLEASE!!! THE TEARS I HADDD!!!!!), when Adolin lights up after Dalinar tells him he's proud of him, how he thinks of himself as an animal, that he deserves to be hated. It's all just so MUCH.
The PANIC ATTACK he was having when the Thrill like, chased him around and threatened to consume him...
It was so well done that the
YOU CANNOT HAVE MY PAIN was so GOOD it was so EARNED. God, the CATHARSIS I felt in that moment was so satisfying. Because bitches i really thought Dalinar was going to become Odium's champion and out intrepid heroes were going to have to fight DALINAR in book 4
Odium: lol I've had my champion for a long ass time, bro. ive been preparing him and watching him forever
Dalinar: Amaram?
Odium: lmfao bro its you bro
Dalinar: ...bro
and I was like
Then Dalinar said JUST KIDDING BITCHES and the GLORY SPREN!!! BY THE THOUSANDS!!! AND HE SMASHED ALL THE REALMS TOGETHER!!! AND HE SAVED ADOLIN KALADIN AND SHALLAN!!!
YOU CANNOT HAVE MY PAIN!!!!!
"I KILLED THOSE CHILDREN. I BURNED THE PEOPLE OF RATHALAS!"
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oh my god I have GOOSEBUMPS AGAIN
truly one of the most cathartic reading experiences I've had. The investment of 3000+ pages was worth it for that moment, and I mean that sincerely. It was that good
(Side note when Adolin's sword spren with her clawed out eyes attacked that one Fused I was overcome with emotion. What was her name? Maya? I think? that was a great scene too)
yo. SZETH. Brandon Sanderson you brilliant bastard. You did it. You gave us Szeth. Yes. YES. He's chosen to swear and oath to DALINAR. My man DK just be picking up bitches left and right to do his bidding. Kaladin, Lift, Szeth, Rial, Kmakl.
Lift was amazing. Her parts were so much FUN and the atmosphere shift to her personality was so welcome and uplifting and funny when it happened.
Jasnah's moment with Renarin was beautiful. "You are my cousin. Family, Renarin! Hold my hand. Run with me." SO SO SO SO GOOD Jasnah you are a legend you are THE MOMENT
Venli's Timbre pulsing to Victory as he has the Voidspren of her gemheart at knifepoint lmao (Im so glad she's a Radiant now, can't wait to see if she is developed more)
I feel like I have more thoughts (there was so much lore in his book but I'm not sure I have the energy to dissect it rn) but it's 7:22am and I haven't slept so im sorry if this post was unstable
good night lovelies
*sits up violently* wtf is up with sja-anat bro
ok *passes out*
*sits up again with eye mask on* yo Tangerine is gunna be a fucking problem and wtf Renarin has a corrupted spren right??
*wakes up and crawls on top of table, swaying with exhaustion*
I LOVE DALINAR KHOLIN A LOT OK I HAVE STRUGGLED SINCE MY MOM DIED IN GRASPING THAT DESPITE YOUR PAST YOU CAN CHANGE AND ITS POSSIBLE TO UNDERSTAND THE BEAUTY OF LIFE MORE AFTER YOU'VE EXPERIENCED THE PAIN OF LOSING SOMEONE YOU LOVE BECAUSE THEY CAN NO LONGER EXPERIENCE IT WITH YOU
AND THAT GRIEF ISN'T FATAL BUT SOMETIMES IT FEELS LIKE IT COULD BE BUT IF YOU CAN FIND A WAY TO PUSH THROUGH THE PAIN OF GUILT AND REGRET IT CAN ACTUALLY MORPH YOU INTO A BETTER PERSON IF YOU LET IT
#stormlight archive#brandon sanderson#lift#dalinar kholin#adolin kholin#kaladin stormblessed#shallan davar#venli#navani kholin#elhokar kholin#queen fen#fuck moash#seriously#odium#stormfather#Youtube#oathbringer
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VERY IMPORTANT STORMLIGHT POLL
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"Moash had good reasons for his war crimes idk why people hate him" gurl have you not read book 4
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#cosmere#parahumans#wildbow#worm#worm parahumans#brandon sanderson#worm wildbow#stormlight#cosmere/worm#fuck moash#moash#moash stormlight#amy dallon#panacea
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Please be honest I need to know what the hell is going on.
#I don't know how many fuck moash people actually follow me so if you're a fuck moasher please send to your friends#fuck moash#moash#stormlight archive#polls#my-storming-posts
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"You don't need to salute me, Moash. You're light-eyed now, you outrank me by about a mile or two." "I'll never out rank you Kal," Moash said, faceplate of his helmet up. "You're my captain, forever." 😭😭😭
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Rhythm of war spoilers under the break!!! Don't click if you don't want MAJOR spoiler!!!
NOOOOOO THEY TOOK MY TEFT FROM ME! WHYYYYYYYY :(((((( HE WAS MY FAVOURITE!!! HE WAS ON HIS SELF LOVE GAINING JOURNEY AND HE FINALLY WAS LOVING HIMSELF AND YOU TAKE HIM AWAY FROM ME :((((
You cannot read these and tell me you don't love him too! They took him too early :((((( fuck this is so sad :( he is not coming back :(
#cosmere#rhythm of war#row#teft#vyre#moash#fuck moash#kaladin#lift#radiant#phendorana#spren#taken too soon
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FMK: Randomly Generated Edition: Moash, Captain Vidal from Pan's Labyrinth, V from V for Vendetta
i don't know the middle one, so i'll kill them, fuck moash (heh), and marry V
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and now that I've made my love for lirin clear I will weigh on #fuckmoash
he is not the class conscious bae the stans seem to think he is but at the same time it is okay for a character to be kinda dumb and revenge motivated
like yeah it is sexy to assassinate the king and avenge your grandparents but also. Moash why did the diagram not just drop you when you tried to bring kaladin in on your plot bc that was a STUPID move. He did not even have the capacity to appreciate what a difficult position he was putting Kaladin in. If you're gonna do an assassination don't half ass it and DON'T tell your superior officer who you know is deeply motivated by honor no matter how much he hates the class system. I'm not mad bc he made things difficult for Kaladin I'm mad bc he was dumb to expect any outcome other than the one that happened
But to moash's credit, he did learn his lesson eventually. He realized that elaborate assassination plots were not in his wheelhouse and stabbing people with shardblades is. I appreciate the self awareness
I despise everything he does in RoW. I don't see him getting a redemption arc, in fact I would like him more if he had the capacity to enjoy being evil. Not a fan that at this point in the narrative he seems to fall into the disability as punishment trope though
tl;dr I only stan villains who hit the right balance of poor little meow meow and magnificent bastard. Sadly Moash fails at being both
#i am able bodied but I can also appreciate the mixed bag when it comes to disability rep in this series#stormlight archive#fuck moash
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RoW villains pt 2
This is part two of my analisis of RoW villains, because I think they are awesome
Part 1
Moash - You have to admit he is a wonderfully written character. And your hate for him is a testament to that. Truly, characters with a personal vendetta are not that rare. Enemies who were close with the character before are also not a rare sight.
But there is a reason why Moash is so hated. In the previous books he betrayes Kal, kills Elhokar, but it is in limits of "traditional villiany" so to say. But in RoW he is on a new level. There is something uniquely wrong to us in dilberately trying to make a person kill themselves, something so horrifying in seeing him strike at all the sore spots in Kaladin, knowing that Moash has the power over Kaladin.
And then we get Moash POV's. And we see just how chill he is with that. How logically his mind explains the horrible things he does to Kaladin. And we see that underlying fear. The fear of pain that drives him to do everything he does. All of that works so well to ignite fear in us. And we are right to fear. We are so very right.
"This time he jumped"
part 3 with Taravangian coming soon!
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“Journey before destination, you bastard” might be one of the best lines in this entire damn series
#stormlight archive#stormlight spoilers#Stormlight archive spoilers#Navani Kholin#fuck moash#rhythm of war#rhythm of war spoilers
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