#incorrect stormlight quotes

[kandra-chameleon]

The King of Alethkar and the Queen of My Heart 💕

[just-cosmere-fan]

Adolin: do you know who I am?!

Kaladin: my punishment for not going to med school

[sarahshoots1st]

Various Stormlight characters represented by random images I've found on the internet:

Kaladin:

Shallan:

Dalinar:

Adolin:

Jasnah:

Elhokar:

Eshonai:

Leshwi:

Moash:

Wit:

[headcanonsandmore]

Adolin Kholin: So, does everyone around here fancy Kaladin or... Shallan Davar: No, I'd say that was accurate. Renarin: Definitely true. Most of Bridge Four: Agreed! The carpenters from Sadeas's warcamp: Absolutely! That one ardent from Alethkar: He is very pretty. Leshwi: I wholeheartedly agree. 95% of Urithuru: Yep! Oblivious local acearo man Kaladin: W H A T-

[strangerlittlethings]

I am so sorry to be this person but the amount of taylor swift Dalinar would listen when Navani choose his brother

[valetteofroshar]

My guidance counselor said it’s not healthy to take joy from disemboweling cremling’s

- Nan Balat, probably

[necarion]

Life before death, bros before hos, journey before destination.

[onlycosmere]

(Art is the WoR Ghostbloods by @botanicaxu )

[variousfandomthoughts]

Shallan talking to Pattern after the ship sinks in Words of Radiance: Jasnah’s death has traumatized me, and, being in a state of shock and horror, the only thing I can now do to cope is attempt to regain some of what I lost by further dedicating myself to becoming like Jasnah and preserving her work and memory. I believe this profound realization about myself and my experiences will lead me to healing and recovery.

Pattern: What’s a “death”?

[just-cosmere-fan]

Shallan: well well well, if it isn't the memories of old childhood trauma I've been desperately trying to avoid

[brothermouse-skeleton]

Things that never happened in the books, but should have:

Syl: I know your secret Stormfather, your terrible, terrible secret

Stormfather: What are you talking about?

Syl: Crem! You go around dropping Crem on everything! It's like you're pooping on the whole world!

Stormfather: Wha-

Syl: I know all about poop! Kaladin explained it to me!

Stormfather: INSOLENT CHILD! I AM THE STORM, I DO NOT POOP! I-

Syi: You do poop! You poop on everything! You never stop pooping! It's gross! You're gross! Gross old man! *Flies away in disgust*

At 2 in the morning

Stormfather: DALINAR KHOLIN! AWAKEN!

Dalinar: Wha- huh?

Stormfather: WHAT IS POOP MADE OF? IS IT CREM? YOU MUST TELL ME!

[headcanonsandmore]

Adolin: I'm feeling devious... Shallan: You're looking glamourous... Adolin and Shallan: Let's get mischievous... Adolin and Shallan: *looking at Kaladin* And polyamorous!

[strangerlittlethings]

Jasnah and Shallan in way of kings are just like

Shallan: if you kill a murderer the number of murderers maintain the same

Jasnah: just kill more than one then.

[thephilosophersapprentice]

Kaladin: I trust you about as far as I can throw you Adolin: Oh yeah? How far is that, bridgeboy? Kaladin: I don't know. Let's find out

[sebarial-the-economist]

Shallan: *ignores Adolin*

Adolin: That woman is insufferable

Shallan: *walks away*

Adolin: And by insufferable, I mean comPLETELY SUFFERABLE!

[sazed-s-faith-crisis]

Marsh and Szeth should meet up

"Yeah I was bound to god and he manipulated my body" "I'm bound to a rock" "I'll drink to that"