#incorrect stormlight quotes

[kandra-chameleon]

The Vorin Church, 1174 (colourised)

[just-cosmere-fan]

Adolin: do you know who I am?!

Kaladin: my punishment for not going to med school

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Renarin: Got called gay at school today.

Adolin: What? Tell me what happened?

Renarin: I got called gay at school.

Adolin: Why?

Renarin: I was being gay.

Adolin: At sch-

Renarin: At school, yeah.

[headcanonsandmore]

Adolin Kholin: So, does everyone around here fancy Kaladin or... Shallan Davar: No, I'd say that was accurate. Renarin: Definitely true. Most of Bridge Four: Agreed! The carpenters from Sadeas's warcamp: Absolutely! That one ardent from Alethkar: He is very pretty. Leshwi: I wholeheartedly agree. 95% of Urithuru: Yep! Oblivious local acearo man Kaladin: W H A T-

[valetteofroshar]

My guidance counselor said it’s not healthy to take joy from disemboweling cremling’s

- Nan Balat, probably

[necarion]

Life before death, bros before hos, journey before destination.

[cuneiformkey]

Kaladin: I survived, so how can I help everyone else with their problems?

Kelsier: I survived, and I’m gonna make it everyone’s problem!

Kaladin and Kelsier having a Who Can Survive Harder competition and Kaladin is winning.

[brothermouse-skeleton]

"SLUT."

-Mayalaran, upon learning Adolin Kholin's dating history

[imaginative-reblogs]

Shallan: Okay. Hand me your hairdryer.

Kaladin: What?

Shallan: Yeah? All Alethi guys carry a hairdryer!

Kaladin: Have you actually MET an Alethi man?

Shallan: Adolin? Do you have a hairdryer?

Adolin: Of course, I'm not an animal...

[onlycosmere]

(Art is the WoR Ghostbloods by @botanicaxu )

[kandra-chameleon]

The King of Alethkar and the Queen of My Heart 💕

[just-cosmere-fan]

Shallan: well well well, if it isn't the memories of old childhood trauma I've been desperately trying to avoid

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Hoid: Can we unpack that?

Shallan: No? I spent so long packing it up so nice and neat.

[headcanonsandmore]

Adolin: I'm feeling devious... Shallan: You're looking glamourous... Adolin and Shallan: Let's get mischievous... Adolin and Shallan: *looking at Kaladin* And polyamorous!

[variousfandomthoughts]

Shallan talking to Pattern after the ship sinks in Words of Radiance: Jasnah’s death has traumatized me, and, being in a state of shock and horror, the only thing I can now do to cope is attempt to regain some of what I lost by further dedicating myself to becoming like Jasnah and preserving her work and memory. I believe this profound realization about myself and my experiences will lead me to healing and recovery.

Pattern: What’s a “death”?

[thehalfbloodfreak]

Shallan: You know you can’t solve every problem with a sword.

Adolin: That’s why I brought TWO swords!