#incorrect stormlight quotes

[just-cosmere-fan]

Adolin: do you know who I am?!

Kaladin: my punishment for not going to med school

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Renarin: Got called gay at school today.

Adolin: What? Tell me what happened?

Renarin: I got called gay at school.

Adolin: Why?

Renarin: I was being gay.

Adolin: At sch-

Renarin: At school, yeah.

[headcanonsandmore]

Adolin Kholin: So, does everyone around here fancy Kaladin or... Shallan Davar: No, I'd say that was accurate. Renarin: Definitely true. Most of Bridge Four: Agreed! The carpenters from Sadeas's warcamp: Absolutely! That one ardent from Alethkar: He is very pretty. Leshwi: I wholeheartedly agree. 95% of Urithuru: Yep! Oblivious local acearo man Kaladin: W H A T-

[strangerlittlethings]

I am so sorry to be this person but the amount of taylor swift Dalinar would listen when Navani choose his brother

[valetteofroshar]

My guidance counselor said it’s not healthy to take joy from disemboweling cremling’s

- Nan Balat, probably

[necarion]

Life before death, bros before hos, journey before destination.

[brothermouse-skeleton]

"SLUT."

-Mayalaran, upon learning Adolin Kholin's dating history

[onlycosmere]

(Art is the WoR Ghostbloods by @botanicaxu )

[variousfandomthoughts]

Shallan talking to Pattern after the ship sinks in Words of Radiance: Jasnah’s death has traumatized me, and, being in a state of shock and horror, the only thing I can now do to cope is attempt to regain some of what I lost by further dedicating myself to becoming like Jasnah and preserving her work and memory. I believe this profound realization about myself and my experiences will lead me to healing and recovery.

Pattern: What’s a “death”?

[kandra-chameleon]

The King of Alethkar and the Queen of My Heart 💕

[just-cosmere-fan]

Shallan: well well well, if it isn't the memories of old childhood trauma I've been desperately trying to avoid

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Hoid: Can we unpack that?

Shallan: No? I spent so long packing it up so nice and neat.

[headcanonsandmore]

Adolin: I'm feeling devious... Shallan: You're looking glamourous... Adolin and Shallan: Let's get mischievous... Adolin and Shallan: *looking at Kaladin* And polyamorous!

[strangerlittlethings]

Jasnah and Shallan in way of kings are just like

Shallan: if you kill a murderer the number of murderers maintain the same

Jasnah: just kill more than one then.

[thephilosophersapprentice]

Kaladin: I trust you about as far as I can throw you Adolin: Oh yeah? How far is that, bridgeboy? Kaladin: I don't know. Let's find out

[sebarial-the-economist]

Shallan: *ignores Adolin*

Adolin: That woman is insufferable

Shallan: *walks away*

Adolin: And by insufferable, I mean comPLETELY SUFFERABLE!