#incorrect stormlight archive quotes

[headcanonsandmore]

The Heralds, all quickly falling in love with their new colleague: 😍😍

Kaladin Stormblessed, oblivious local acearo: *cooking up a stew* The Heralds mental health seems to be improving. I'm so happy for them all 😊

[vins-paranoia]

Adolin: do you know who I am?!

Kaladin: my punishment for not going to med school

[catcas22]

Words of Radiance spoilers

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Weeks later in Shadesmar, Jasnah stops cold, checks her pockets like she just realized she put her AirPods through the wash, and lets out a reserved sigh of disappointment.

“This is why I don’t accept wards.”

[kandra-chameleon]

The Vorin Church, 1174 (colourised)

[brothermouse-skeleton]

"SLUT."

-Mayalaran, upon learning Adolin Kholin's dating history

[talleryn]

Veil: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.

Kaladin: What changed your mind?

Veil: Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Spy: You have an odd sense of morality, Docteur.

Medic: Don't be stupid; every sense of morality is odd.

[imaginative-reblogs]

Shallan: Okay. Hand me your hairdryer.

Kaladin: What?

Shallan: Yeah? All Alethi guys carry a hairdryer!

Kaladin: Have you actually MET an Alethi man?

Shallan: Adolin? Do you have a hairdryer?

Adolin: Of course, I'm not an animal...

[danganronpafakes]

Gonta: You have an odd sense of morality, Maki. Maki: Don't be stupid, every sense of morality is odd.

Source: Brandon Sanderson (The Stormlight Archive, “Words of Radiance”)

[onlycosmere]

(Art is the WoR Ghostbloods by @botanicaxu )

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Renarin: Got called gay at school today.

Adolin: What? Tell me what happened?

Renarin: I got called gay at school.

Adolin: Why?

Renarin: I was being gay.

Adolin: At sch-

Renarin: At school, yeah.

[headcanonsandmore]

Kaladin, explaining his past to Adolin: So, after working tirelessly with Bridge Four to save ourselves from the near-hopeless situation we had ended up in, I was no longer a slave. I no longer had to walk barefoot and in rags everywhere.

Adolin: *horrified* Storms, Kaladin; you've had a incredibly difficult life. I can see exactly why you disliked me when we first met; people like me had literally beaten you down for your entire life. I'm... I'm so sorry.

Kaladin: Thanks, Adolin; that means a lot to me.

Adolin: So... what happened after you had finally been released from slavery?

Kaladin: Your wife used her privilege as a light-eyes to rob me of the boots I was wearing.

Adolin: ...

Kaladin: ...

Kaladin: Yeah, now that I think about it, that explains why I didn't like her for so long-

[vins-paranoia]

Shallan: well well well, if it isn't the memories of old childhood trauma I've been desperately trying to avoid

[catcas22]

"'Hug it out, bitch.' That is what men say to each other after a fight. They hug it out, and in doing so they just let it go. And walk away. And they're done."

"Not a good idea to say that to a woman, however, I have found. It doesn't translate."

-- Adolin Kholin

[variousfandomthoughts]

Shallan talking to Pattern after the ship sinks in Words of Radiance: Jasnah’s death has traumatized me, and, being in a state of shock and horror, the only thing I can now do to cope is attempt to regain some of what I lost by further dedicating myself to becoming like Jasnah and preserving her work and memory. I believe this profound realization about myself and my experiences will lead me to healing and recovery.

Pattern: What’s a “death”?

[kunaiman]

Look at me, I'm normal! I'm doing my job! I'm not messing anything up, I'm perfect!

-Taln, on Never Breaking.