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tf2incorrectquotes · 6 hours ago
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Scout: Not one to gloat, but man, am I good!
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tf2incorrectquotes · 7 hours ago
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Medic: I've got a five-year plan.
Sniper: Five years. Cool. I've got the next two and a half hours planned, and then there's darkness.
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tf2incorrectquotes · 1 day ago
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tf2incorrectquotes · 2 days ago
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tf2incorrectquotes · 2 days ago
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Dad!Spy au:
Spy: *is about to get into a shouting match with Linda from the PTA* Jeremy, dear, close the door.
Scout: *from upstairs* Uh, it's already closed, pa?
Spy: Close it more.
Scout: ...'kay?
Spy: *hears the door creak open, then slam*
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tf2incorrectquotes · 3 days ago
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Big Insurance Uses AI to Quickly Deny Claims, One Man Fights Back with AI App That Quickly Appeals
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"The idea that American health insurance companies are using AI to analyze and adjudicate claims for approval or denial sounds terrifying, but one North Carolinian is using AI to fight back.
When Raleigh resident Neal Shah had a claim denied for his wife’s chemotherapy drugs, he thought it was rare, that he was the only one, that it was just bad luck.
Litigating his case on phone calls that lasted for hours changed the husband and father, and he set about creating a sophisticated app that uses artificial intelligence to compare claims denial forms against health insurance contracts, before automatically drafting an appeal letter.
“For a doctor to write this, it’s not rocket science, but it still takes hours,” Shah told ABC News 11, adding that a well-written appeal letter, sent in immediately, can sometimes get denials reversed within days or weeks, but most people either don’t know they can appeal, or don’t know on what grounds they can appeal.
In fact, according to Shah’s research, 850 million claims denials occur every year, and less than 1% are ever appealed.
That’s where Counterforce Health comes in, a startup that’s created a free-to-use app for claims denials.
It’s all the more critical a service now that health insurance companies, already armed with statewide government-protected pseudo monopolies and duopolies, are using AI to deny claims within seconds of them being filed.
“Before, you used to have a reason you would deny it, and you used to have a doctor review or a nurse review it, but once AI rolled out, they could just have AI deny it,” Shah explained.
For Counterforce Health, Shah brought onboard Riyaa Jadhav, a Jill of all trades who has helped grow and expand the undertaking through her experience in both the business world and working alongside patients at Johns Hopkins University Hospital.
Together, they’ve built Counterforce to the point where it boasts a 70% success rate in appealing claims.
Thousands have already logged on; many going on to use the service.
“Sometimes when enough people get loud, enough people put pressure, then I think all of a sudden society wakes up, so I really feel like it’s really about to click,” Shah said.
-via Good News Network, August 5, 2025
Here's the link to this organization, by the way. According to their numbers, less than 1% of denials in the US are appealed, but 75% of appeals are approved. This could do so much good.
And another source for validity:
-via NBC News, July 18, 2025
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tf2incorrectquotes · 3 days ago
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day 134
Emesis Blue screwdriver scene but Stalingrad was actually trying to be friendly with Fritz
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tf2incorrectquotes · 3 days ago
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Reblog if you genuinely support asexuals
It terrifies me that there’s so much raging passion in the lgbt+ community that insist on marginalizing asexuals and implying that asexuals don’t deserve to have safe spaces. There’s still so much acephobia so I just wanna know which blogs are genuinely supportive and a safe space for asexuals
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tf2incorrectquotes · 3 days ago
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Ms Pauling: You know those things will kill you, right?
Demo: *pouring another glass of whiskey* That’s the point.
Spy: *smoking a cigarette* We’re trying to speed up the process.
Pyro: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
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tf2incorrectquotes · 3 days ago
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Medic: Verdammt, they got me again!
Second Opinion: You should kill them all, Fritz.
Medic: *cheerfully* Okay!
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tf2incorrectquotes · 4 days ago
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The Teams are on their break, and the Medics decide to have a chat:
RED!Medic: -and that's how I discovered the Uber formula could also be used to give my teammates temperary invulnerability!
BLU!Medic: *has been ooh-ing and ahh-ing the whole story* Unglaublich! Truly inspiring!
RED!Medic: Yes, yes, I know! Ha, but I dare say your shield is also a work of genius! It is a shame we're forced to be on different teams-
BLU!Medic: Have-you-accepted-Jesus-as-your-personal-savior?
RED!Medic: *blinks twice at the non-sequitur* Uh, no, I'm jewish!
BLU!Medic: *his eyes shine an eerie bright blue* I just want to make sure you're saved. I am, and ever since I was saved, I've had the gifts. And I can sense this place is haunted. As a matter of fact, I feel a very strong sense of evil right now! Just around the corner!
RED!Pyro: *walks around the corner carrying a tray of unicorn cupcakes and cheerfully waves at them* Hewwo!
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tf2incorrectquotes · 4 days ago
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tf2incorrectquotes · 5 days ago
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Classic!Pyro: *holding up a rusty powerdrill* Just give up! It's reasonable at this point!
Soldier: *grinning through bloody teeth* DO I LOOK REASONABLE TO YOU?
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tf2incorrectquotes · 6 days ago
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tf2incorrectquotes · 6 days ago
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When the RED Team destroys the car Mr. Bidwell has finally finished paying off during a match with Saxton Hale:
Scout: *opens the front door after a loud continuous knocking* Hey, for the last time, we- *blinks in shock* Oh, Jeff?
Mr. Bidwell: *his expression blank and voice calm* Hello, Jeremy.
Scout: Whoooooa! Calm down! What is upsetting you, man?
Mr. Bidwell: *his voice remains emotionless* The scarlet rage that wells within my being... It's like pools of poison spilling from every orifice. I cannot contain it.
Scout: *is genuinely concerned as this is the most upset he's ever seen his elder brother*
RED Team: *watches in confusion*
Scout: *holding his hands up* Easy, easy, tell me what's upset you so much?
Mr. Bidwell: *his eye twitches* I am surrounded by... worthless beings. Mr Hale... is the worst...
Mr. Bidwell: *gestures to the Team* And the rest of them. You included, I guess... I hate your guts, Jeremy.
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tf2incorrectquotes · 6 days ago
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The official tf2 wiki on youtube married heavy and medic 😌💕
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ok whatever I don't care like not even a little bit im so nonchalant about it haha
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