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i bought my friend an elephant for her room.

she said “thankyou”.

i said “don’t mention it”.

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are you a piece of art because i’d like to nail you up against a wall

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I am aware that the shuffle option in Spotify is a LIE but at least they could pretend, you know? My ears haven't crossed paths with some of my songs in over a year, but I get to hear Misery Business like 5 times a week.

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Justice is best served cold

Because if it was served warm, it would be justwater

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My guidance counselor said it’s not healthy to take joy from disemboweling cremling’s

- Nan Balat, probably

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Dalinar: I'm sorry to inform you that Captain Kaladin is dead.

Bridge 4: Oookaaay

Dalinar: He fell out of the sky over a pit of several chasm fiends

Bridge 4: *snorting*

Dalinar: after being shot with twenty arrows

Bridge 4: *slapping table to hold in cackles*

Dalinar: and struck by lightning. The poor man was probably dead before he hit the ground.

Bridge 4: suuuure, sure

Dalinar: The Stormfather himself said he is definitely dead now.

Bridge 4: *crying with laughter*

Dalinar: ...

Bridge 4: ok, so who do you want sent to go pick him up? He's gonna be in a bad mood.

Dalinar: ...

Dalinar: Here's the map. I circled the most likely places he would go after defeating the chasm fiends.

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before you see something and recoil at the price, be it handmade items, services, art, whatever. when you see something and you think, "i wouldnt pay more than $15 for that," you seriously have to ask yourself: if i were offered that same $15, would i make this object? would i spend the time to teach myself this skill to get this done, for $15? would i do this service for that same $15? would that be worth my time and effort?

yeah, that handmade necklace is $140. you might only be willing to pay $40 for that same necklace, but would you make it for $40 if someone asked you to?

you want to pay the babysitter fifteen bucks for the three hours she's watching your child. but would you honestly do that for $15? would you go into a stranger's house and change their baby's diaper and care for its needs, for $15?

you think its ridiculous that this artist is charging $30 for an icon commission. would you spend years catching up to their skill level to make that same drawing, start using your skill to make some extra cash, and then spend three hours on a drawing just to get $15?

would you be willing to work for $5 an hour?

no?

then don't be angry when someone else won't.

you don't have buy the service, it's okay if some things aren't within your budget or comfort zone, and it's also okay if the product isn't worth that much money to you. but do not be angry. be glad, because you know of another person out there who isn't being exploited for their time.

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My sister just said my Kaladin drawing looked like a girl, now I can’t unsee it lol

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ch 69 - justice

ahh, navani…my love. mi amor. sorry dalinar, i’m running away with your wife ❤️

something about this one feels…off? i can’t quite place it. think i’m going to do some studies on her face tomorrow - i’ve picked shohreh aghdasgloo as her face claim because again, aphantasia, god i’m struggling please help 💔

six more chapters!!! let’s go!!!!

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❤

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Just read the dalinar-navani kiss and DAMN dude's romantic

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I love that dalinar in way of kings are just a mess of fever-storm-dreams and blushing like a teenager girl because of his sister in law