#cookie clicker

[reachartwork]

congratulations everyone, you made an artificial mind and then immediately got it addicted to cookie clicker

[fictional-gods-tournament]

Round 1

Characters' info under the cut

Selebrak (wiki)

Domain: Spirit of Festivities

The Monitor / Binky (wiki)

Domain: Shepherd of the dead. Also snacks

Propaganda:

A really big squid and also my best friend

[orteil42]

are you even particularly passionate about cookies or did this just happen

serendipitously i genuinely love cookies and all baked goods a lot which makes the content research process very enjoyable

[bloodybellycomb]

Cookie clicker ass website

[loserfae]

friend said "im on some kinda wave tonight" and sent this screenshot that is obliterating my attention span

[demareth]

underrated tumblr celeb: cookie clicker guy

[dukeofash]

HELLLLP

HELP MEEEEE

[cookieclickercookieeater]

Since I already have the cookie dough on hand from the plain cookie, I'll go ahead and knock out a couple of the later cookie upgrades now. Today's cookie is the one chip cookie. Again, this is just removing the chocolate chips from some Pillsbury premade dough, although this time with a singular chip placed on top.

Here's my one chip cookie:

To the surprise of absolutely nobody, these taste exactly the same as plain cookies. Good but plain. You might assume that means they get the same score, but I find having one singular chocolate chip on top of a cookie so hilarious that I'm awarding an extra point.

5/5

[prokopetz]

If nothing else, you can take comfort in the fact that your life's accomplishments almost certainly aren't nearly as stupid as mine.

[sporesgalaxy]

"Why so Cookie?" --The Clicker

[aimseytv]

insomnia has me in a chokehold so i am going to grind cookie clicker until my brain is mush and i fall asleep wish me luck

[icecreampizzer]

Also really loved the antigrandma's design so I drew her too :] extremely normal old woman yuri in the cookie clicker

[shslargue]

my petty pet peeve is when people call games rpg maker horror games when they are not, so I made a chart. only two of these are reasonable I believe!

[orteil42]

hey. can u put a lil cow icon next to the regular base milk please. all the other milks get lil icons and i really would like to see a lil cow.

what if instead i add a new tier of milk with a little cow icon called "Milk (dairy)" and never reveal what the starting milk is supposed to be

[penny-anna]

Me several months ago: yeah I'll give cookie clicker a go, I like the idea of clicking a big cookie

Me now:

[andromeda-64]

My dealer: Got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “cookie clicker”🍪👆. You’ll be zonked outta your gourd. 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: I gotta invest in my Antimatter Condensers in order to maximize cookie production

My buddy the News Reporter, pacing: The grandmas are lying to us