#cookie clicker

[theemmjay]

The last show was Agatha All Along, and the last video game was Cookie Clicker. (I just clicked on one of the Christmas reindeer before reblogging this.) Now I'm picturing Agatha Harkness being responsible for the Grandmapocalypse.

[orteil42]

hey the little you on mobile gave me a christmas cookie i didnt know that was one of his abilities

aren't i full of surprises

[bloodybellycomb]

Cookie clicker ass website

[phayz]

friend said "im on some kinda wave tonight" and sent this screenshot that is obliterating my attention span

[demareth]

underrated tumblr celeb: cookie clicker guy

[dukeofash]

HELLLLP

HELP MEEEEE

[cookieclickercookieeater]

Since I already have the cookie dough on hand from the plain cookie, I'll go ahead and knock out a couple of the later cookie upgrades now. Today's cookie is the one chip cookie. Again, this is just removing the chocolate chips from some Pillsbury premade dough, although this time with a singular chip placed on top.

Here's my one chip cookie:

To the surprise of absolutely nobody, these taste exactly the same as plain cookies. Good but plain. You might assume that means they get the same score, but I find having one singular chocolate chip on top of a cookie so hilarious that I'm awarding an extra point.

5/5

[prokopetz]

If nothing else, you can take comfort in the fact that your life's accomplishments almost certainly aren't nearly as stupid as mine.

[sporesgalaxy]

"Why so Cookie?" --The Clicker

[aimseytv]

insomnia has me in a chokehold so i am going to grind cookie clicker until my brain is mush and i fall asleep wish me luck

[icecreampizzer]

Also really loved the antigrandma's design so I drew her too :] extremely normal old woman yuri in the cookie clicker

[shslargue]

my petty pet peeve is when people call games rpg maker horror games when they are not, so I made a chart. only two of these are reasonable I believe!

[orteil42]

are you even particularly passionate about cookies or did this just happen

serendipitously i genuinely love cookies and all baked goods a lot which makes the content research process very enjoyable

[andromeda-64]

My dealer: Got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “cookie clicker”🍪👆. You’ll be zonked outta your gourd. 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: I gotta invest in my Antimatter Condensers in order to maximize cookie production

My buddy the News Reporter, pacing: The grandmas are lying to us

[broccoli-bitching]

What's your favourite game that "requires" a wiki in order to play?

[smash-or-pass-objects]