#joking

[little-titty-alchemy]

Getting anything over 0 is a moral failing. Get good. Losers.

How well do you see color?

I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind

[sleeby-bunny]

goddamn gender inflation, can’t have shit these days

[fluffsnake]

based on this

[soleilsplanet]

do you ever just … picture a whole scene, a whole fanfiction in your head, you know how to place every single word of the english dictionary that you need (or your language dictionary), you know how to structure your sentences, you know just what your characters are going to say to each other and then… and then you just open microsoft word.

[notarobotsadly]

why must you mock me

[teaboot]

Yeah Doctor Harleen Quinzel *has* commited a number of federal crimes, but so have a lot of successful academics. What I think we need to discuss is that she dated a patient, which is like. A different kind of icky

[dumbest-of-cunts]

Charles getting cancer is actually comical to me.

Imagine the only purpose you have in this life, the only reason you were born is to be king. That’s it, that’s all you have. IS TO BE KING. You were told from childhood that you one day would rule England after your mother. So you wait and wait. You wait for 59 YEARS. Because your 96 year old mother hasn’t carked it yet. THEN she finally kicks the bucket, you’re finally king at 73 years old. Congratulations. Your life purpose has finally happened. But not even two years in ASS CANCER beats you. What a life huh?

It’s a our princess coming through for the win.

[cupidscrule]

[ventique18]

*Knocks on your door at 1AM*

"Good evening."

Flirting: | Harassment:

When the son visits it means he misses you and wants your company. When the dad visits it means he's there to ask for unpaid labor.

[i-am-trans-gwender]

Due to a mixture of Disney advertising the Book of Bill as being 18+ and also Billford shippers flourishing, I was very disappointed when I read it and it was more of a 13+ book and didn't contain a 60 page long graphic sex scene with Bill and Ford. (Joking. The book was good)

[classycookiexo]

[hptmriddle]

if he’s such a threat, why his brown eyes gotta be so damn soft? 😂

still find it hilarious that one of the few photoshoots with COS tom and coulson gives the most pien face ive ever seen to depict voldemort

the furrowed brows, the glistening eyes?? are you about to cry?? he looks so lost gmemgfmdgfd

[souvenir116]

only words Max knows in French are about dirty talk and racing then you wonder whys that

[mango-macaron]

Do you guys ever think Marcille got freaky thoughts about chimera falin?

Especially when she ripped her shirt off. Do you guys think she would be dreaming about freaky stuff that night?

She wakes up and is all like sweaty and they're all like "had a nightmare again? Damn. Rip." And she nods but she was thinking about the feather tiddies

You guys ever think that freakcille-

[big-barn-bed]

paul got his hofner back :’)