#joking

[defectivegembrain]

I told you fish you can't have my face

are you holding on to any tension right now??? tension in your FACE maybe??? free yourself from this toil

[isabelopaque]

Sending this image to anthony burch with my art folder of 100+ drawings of sparrow and then blocking him

[sleeby-bunny]

goddamn gender inflation, can’t have shit these days

[soleilsplanet]

do you ever just … picture a whole scene, a whole fanfiction in your head, you know how to place every single word of the english dictionary that you need (or your language dictionary), you know how to structure your sentences, you know just what your characters are going to say to each other and then… and then you just open microsoft word.

[weaselbeaselpants]

Did you just seriously call Ichabod and Mr. Toad mediocre? You just seriously dissed my Bing Crosby kitsch fest??

You absolute MONSTER!

Watching some of the mediocre post war Disney anthologies

[fluffsnake]

based on this

[eatingmarkerz]

i decided to redraw one of my favourite pieces ive made!!!

old one below vvv

from july of last year!!

[profoundathletecowboybanana]

not being a Bruce multishipper feels like an insult to the huge whore that this man has built his entire adult life upon being… like wdym you can only see him w one person…? Does the name “Brucie” mean nothing to you?? Has he not proven himself to be an absolute flaming bisexual???? Hold on I… I need to sit down..

[teaboot]

Yeah Doctor Harleen Quinzel *has* commited a number of federal crimes, but so have a lot of successful academics. What I think we need to discuss is that she dated a patient, which is like. A different kind of icky

[dumbest-of-cunts]

Charles getting cancer is actually comical to me.

Imagine the only purpose you have in this life, the only reason you were born is to be king. That’s it, that’s all you have. IS TO BE KING. You were told from childhood that you one day would rule England after your mother. So you wait and wait. You wait for 59 YEARS. Because your 96 year old mother hasn’t carked it yet. THEN she finally kicks the bucket, you’re finally king at 73 years old. Congratulations. Your life purpose has finally happened. But not even two years in ASS CANCER beats you. What a life huh?

It’s a our princess coming through for the win.

[blossoms-phan]

they will never stop talking about working retail for 2 months 20 years ago

[parasolladyansy]

DxP REWRITE - S-Tier Phone Skills

Definitely giggled all while drawing the second panel there lol >u<

Meanwhile, I am drawing this out, but only because it’s such a big moment - bear with it, please 🥲

PS: oh yeah! If you can remember all the way back to Mizumi’s letter, she didn’t know how many “greats” it was until now XD

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🔼 Diamond x Pearl REWRITE 🔽

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[rose24207]

can you do a one where she pranks lando like ignoring him and he kinda gets mad?

Me? Dramatic?!

Summary: You prank Lando by ignoring him to see how long it takes for him to get upset. Spoiler: it doesn’t take long

Lando x Reader

Genre: fluff, humor, a little angst

TW: pranking?

A/N: cute idea! Thanks for the request!!

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It had started as a joke, a simple prank.

You knew Lando well enough to know how much he hated being ignored—how he craved attention, especially from you. It was a harmless game at first, letting him call and text you without responding, leaving him on read while you enjoyed a quiet afternoon.

But now… as you sat there, watching him pace in your living room, the tension was growing.

You weren’t sure how far to push this.

Lando had called you multiple times, his voice getting more frustrated with each missed ring. At first, it was cute—the little text that popped up saying “Why are you ignoring me???” followed by “You okay?” and then “I’m really starting to worry.”

Then came the voice notes, growing more dramatic: “I’m not joking anymore. Call me back, please!”

You smirked, leaning back on the couch as you scrolled through your phone, completely unfazed by his increasing attempts at communication.

Your phone buzzed again, this time with a text that simply read: “Answer me, please. It’s not funny anymore.”

You bit your lip, trying not to burst out laughing.

You knew he was getting annoyed. You could hear it in his voice when he called you last.

But you didn’t expect to see him storming into the living room just moments later, his face red, his hands running through his hair as he stood in front of you.

“What the hell?” Lando huffed, his arms crossed over his chest. “Why are you doing this?”

You barely looked up from your phone, keeping up the act. “Doing what?” you asked innocently.

His eyes narrowed, and you could see his jaw tighten with frustration. “You know exactly what,” he snapped. “Ignoring me. Not answering my calls or texts.”

“Lando,” you said, setting your phone down slowly. “You’re being dramatic.”

He stepped closer to you, his voice rising slightly. “Me? Dramatic!?” His eyes were wide now, his patience wearing thin. “I’m starting to think you’re doing this on purpose! Are you mad at me?”

“No,” you answered too quickly, trying to hide the grin that was threatening to form on your lips. “Why would I be mad at you?”

He huffed again, his shoulders tense, looking like he was on the verge of giving up. “I don’t know, maybe because you’re giving me the silent treatment for no reason?”

The guilt started creeping in, but you were still holding your ground. “You’ve been fine. I’ve just been busy.”

“Busy? Busy doing what? You’ve been on your phone the whole time, ignoring me.” His voice cracked slightly, and you could see a flicker of hurt behind his usual teasing.

At that, you felt your resolve crack a little. You hadn’t expected him to get this upset, though part of you was secretly enjoying the way he was all worked up over it.

Lando took a deep breath, leaning down to look you in the eyes, trying to soften his expression. “Look, I get it. You’re playing some game or something, but you don’t have to do this. It’s really not funny anymore.”

You felt your heart squeeze, a mix of guilt and affection for him. You could see the stress in his eyes now, the realization that you were genuinely causing him some discomfort.

You let out a small sigh, dropping your phone on the coffee table. “Okay, okay,” you relented, a small smile creeping onto your face. “You win.”

Lando looked at you, confused. “What do you mean?”

You finally met his gaze, that playful smirk returning to your lips. “I was just messing with you,” you admitted. “It’s a prank. I was ignoring you on purpose to see how long it would take for you to get mad.”

Lando blinked, his expression shifting between disbelief and annoyance. “Are you serious?”

“I am,” you said, biting your lip to stop yourself from laughing. “You’re so easy to wind up.”

He stared at you for a moment, his face a mix of irritation and relief. Then, with a sigh, he flopped down onto the couch next to you, running a hand through his hair. “You’re lucky I love you.”

“I know,” you said, leaning against him.

Lando let out a dramatic groan, flopping back dramatically. “I can’t believe you’ve been ignoring me for hours. I thought something happened.”

You laughed softly, brushing your hand over his arm. “It’s all part of the joke.”

Lando shook his head, still clearly annoyed, but there was no hiding the hint of a smile tugging at his lips. “I’m never letting you do this again. You’re horrible.”

“Oh, come on, it wasn’t that bad.” You grinned, nudging him playfully.

“You made me think you didn’t want to talk to me,” he muttered, crossing his arms.

You raised an eyebrow. “Really? You wanted to talk to me that badly?”

Lando gave you a pointed look, but before he could respond, you leaned over and kissed him, the tension finally breaking. “I’m sorry, I won’t ignore you again.”

“You better not,” he murmured, his hand sliding to the back of your neck, pulling you closer.

“Next time, though, I’ll just prank you with a fake spider,” you said, smiling against his lips.

Lando shuddered at the thought, pulling away slightly. “If you do that, I’m leaving.”

You laughed softly, your heart racing as he pulled you back into his embrace.

And for the first time in hours, Lando was finally at peace, his anger dissipating the moment you kissed him.

But next time… he was definitely going to keep an eye on you.

Just in case.

Thank you for reading!

Taglist: @ipushhimback, @ladyoflynx, @lewishamiltonismybf, @cmleitora, @hmma3 , @same1995, @amatswimming, @llando4norris, @dr3wstarkey, @hurtblossom, @ernegren, @esposamultifandom, @darleneslane

[cupidscrule]

[ventique18]

*Knocks on your door at 1AM*

"Good evening."

Flirting: | Harassment:

When the son visits it means he misses you and wants your company. When the dad visits it means he's there to ask for unpaid labor.