#dnp

[phlondsbian]

the pheriod

[mooonzyyyy]

best part of the whole video so them so naturally them <3

i adore them :(((

[laprasboat]

"what are you"

"a power bottom"

"and what does a power bottom say"

"fuck me hard"

alright, yeah no great, awesome even

[evermorepeyton]

“if we had menstrual cycles do you think we’d get our periods at the same time?” first of all Yes, second of all Phil Lester I LOVE YOU you keep asking the right questions and also he continued this by saying “there’s nothing wrong with menstruation, dan” he is so special to me

[amid-fandoms]

“hit me im phil trash number one im ready”

brother you have. worse issues than us i swear

[manchesterau]

idiots

[chromolumen]

okay have at it. dan and phil and ice skating

[phan-meme-trash]

I don’t think Dan’s trying to gaslight us I think he genuinely has the memory of a goldfish. This is just the latest version of him thinking someone else burnt pasta in uni.

[sandinmybed]

dan: phil read out this card ONE TIME and now EVERYONE THINKS-

also dan: phil what do you love

[c0smicdaisy]

"It's not the first time I said that."

- Phil Lester, 2024

[everything-is-as-it-was]

No dan it’s not because Phil read the power bottom card it’s because you DEDICATED IT TO HIM

[laprasboat]

sometimes dan and phil say shit in their videos and all i can think is, damn if i had written this in a fanfic 10 years ago i would've been bullied for writing unrealistic dialogue

[mothmanbussy420]

sure dan

[phannie-by-night]

Starting to think that dnp’s Hard Launch Door is actually a revolving door bc it’s never going to be all the way open and they’ll keep hitting us with it

[ourchunkysalsa]

i do enjoy the approach that dan and phil have taken. if the internet has talked about and dug into their sex life for 13 years then they’re going to openly talk about fucking and sucking and raw dogging in the most psychic-damage-inducing way without ever actually confirming if they’re together. they have fought fire with kerosene. and that’s beautiful.