#miraculous ladybug incorrect quotes '

[lesbitorte]

Miraculous Ladybug incorrect text posts 2/?

(I forgot to post this lol)

[miraclechatbug]

Ladybug: Violence isn't the answer

Shadybug: You're right

Ladybug: *sighs in relief*

Shadybug: Violence is the question

Ladybug: What?

Shadybug, *bolting away*: And the answer is yes

Ladybug, *running after her*: NO-

[miraculously-incorrect]

marinette: this is a disaster! the printer messed up the invitation! it’s supposed to say “luka’s birthday”

kagami: what does it say?

marinette: “luka’s bi”

kagami: well

kagami: that could still work

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[rayraygo1267]

Gabenath Incorrect Quotes

Note: I actually posted something finally it’s been ages 😭

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Gabriel: See so the thing is Nathalie this is why I think we should be together you’re intelligent, beautiful, loyal and you’re ignoring me which means you’re obviously my type

Nathalie: *Busy staring at a computer screen answering emails, trying her hardest to stay awake* Sorry what were you saying sir?

Gabriel: Perfect

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*If Gabenath was canon*

Nathalie: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Gabriel: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Nathalie: I said within reason, Gabriel. How about I akumatize that guy?

Gabriel: So akumatizing people is in reason but proper self care isn't?

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*Nathalie after she first started working for Gabriel*

Nathalie: *Holding a gift Gabriel designed for her in her hands* Gabriel! How much did you spend on this?!

Gabriel: $1400. But it’s all on credit cards, so it’s like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years

Nathalie: :O rich people problems

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Gabriel: Oh My god Nathalie are you okay? Did it hurt when you fell-

Nathalie: *Dazed* From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

Gabriel: *confused and generally concerned* No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Nathalie: . . .

Gabriel: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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[darling-aries]

Chat: Hey, you ready?

Mari: me?

Chat: if I'm going to die, you better be right behind me

Chat: or I will haunt your kitchen cabinets until the day you die

[mlbvillains-incorrect-quotes]

Dark Cupid: You're offended?

Siren: ...No.

Dark Cupid: ... Very offended?

Siren: ...Yes!

[qatheauthoress74]

Misplaced Quotes: Ladybug & Cat Noir: The Movie Edition

*Spoilers Ahead!*

*Takes place after everybody finds out Gabriel Agreste is/was Hawkmoth*

Alya: It's okay, Adrien. Nobody's parents are perfect.

Nino: Yeah, my mom's weird and collects seashells. Your dad leveled the city and attacked innocent people. So. They've all got their quirks, you know?

[miraclechatbug]

I am screaming right now. I can't believe I've never seen this until now. This is amazing!! I'm dying at Ladybug's expression, she looks so done 😂

based on this post:

from @miraclechatbug

needed to draw it hehehahaha (btw i love your posts!)

[shortnsweetsposts]

*Bat!reader and Tim getting a message from a mean girl back in Gotham high*

Bat!reader: Huh? Since when did she start texting us?

*Tim shrugged*: I dunno.

*They both open the message and gasped. It was a picture of one of their friends getting brutally rejected by her*

Bat!reader: What a witch!

Tim: And I was the one who told them to do it... I didn't know they were talking about her.

Bat!reader: Dang, I hope Bernard doesn't do the same thing to you.

*Tim started panicking*

Bat!reader: I mean-

*Tim started panicking even harder*

Bat!reader: Tim, calm down. I was totally joking Kind of. Bernard would never do that!

[fvck-the-patriarchy]

Y/n: What are you doing here?

Chat: I could ask you the same question.

Y/n: I live here. This is my house.

Chat: I should probably ask you a different question.

[miraclechatbug]

*mlb season 1*

Ladybug: So what are your political beliefs?

Chat Noir, *awkwardly trying to impress her*: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun

[wolflover2426]

Well damn, Kagami definitely needs more friends and Marinette is the best friend of her heart rn

Kagami: Why is there a shopping cart in my front yard?

Marinette: You said your heels were killing you, but you didn't want to take them off because it'd make your feet dirty. So I agreed to push you home.

Kagami, choking back tears: You are my best fucking friend.

[miraculously-incorrect]

Marinette: come on guys, let's just hug it out

Marinette, Adrien, Kagami and Félix: *snuggling into a group hug*

Adrien: who took my wallet?

Félix: sorry

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[rayraygo1267]

Felix: Hey adrien did you see m-

Adrien: Plagg claws out! *transforms*

Felix: . . .

Chat noir: Uh...

Felix: Adrien What the f#ck

Chat noir: Meow?

*Some days later*

Ladybug: chatton, why all of a sudden you havent been coming for patrols as often?

Chat noir: *sweating nervously* uh

Argos: *sneaking out to destransform with a whole board of chess*

*Some minutes before*

(On a random rooftop)

Chat noir: checkmate!

Argos: sh#t adrien youre good

Argos: wait is that- *squints and sees ladybug in the distance* sh#t thats ladybug good luck cousin *hides behind an random chimney*

Chat noir: *sweating nervously* hi m'lady how was your day?

*Back to the present*

Chat noir: *sweating nervously* y-you k-know m'lady my personal life has been very busy

Ladybug: chatton why the f#ck are you sweating so much, if you keep this up youre gonna cause an flood like when the siren was akumatized

Chat noir: *sweating nervously* uh um oh my m'lady is getting late and i have to go home so uh bye *leaves*

Chat noir and Argos: *drops on an alley and destransforms*

Felix: sh#t that was close

Adrien: yeah, but now lets head home an play some more chess

Felix: absolutely

And it was suffice to say that Chat Noir was *sweating nervously*

Hehe I love this! All Felix and Adrien wanted was to play one game of chess!

[gg-ladybug]

Unsolicited Miraculous Ladybug Headcanon: Adrien Agreste doesn’t know how to properly pronounce his own name. Sure, he SETTLES with one, but on a theoretical level, he has no idea with what intention he was named with.

Mind you, it’s not even because of anything nefarious— he just had two very different nationalities for parents. The French and British pronunciations were used interchangeably, because Emilie and Gabriel often argued on a daily basis about how Adrien is ‘supposed’ to be said. (Have you ever seen an Englishman and a Frenchman argue about culture? It’s thermonuclear.)

Ah-dree-uhn vs Ay-dree-uhn is a battle that has been waged within the Agreste household for years

(Based on a very real conversation I had with a English-French person named Adrien on my trip to France)