#incorrect miraculous quotes

[miraclechatbug]

Nino, looking at Adrien post s5: Okay, so I need to become a therapist faster

[helenadreams]

will there be a plot at some point? who knows. for now it’s just them being stupid

[fvck-the-patriarchy]

Y/n: What are you doing here?

Chat: I could ask you the same question.

Y/n: I live here. This is my house.

Chat: I should probably ask you a different question.

[dame-chat-blanc]

Marinette: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."

Chat: I saw you.

Marinette: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Adrien Agreste in a banana costume.

[a-flaming-idiot]

Chat Noir preparing a cataclysm: "The Eifel Tower is going to be demolished!" Ladybug: "Au revoir et bon debarras, espece de connard triangulaire!" Zoe being a dumb American: "What?!" Kagami with her translater app:

[ramen8008]

Chat: Hey Rena, do you dare me to-

Rena: Nope

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Chat: Viperion, do you dare-

Viperion: I really don't

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Chat: hey M'lady, do you dare-

Ladybug: Absolutely tf no.

Chat: but whyyyy

Ladybug: [sighs] what is it ?

Chat: do you dare me to catapult myself off the Eiffel tower and see how far I can land?

Ladybug: .... [Looks around]

Ladybug: the others are gone right?

Chat: hm hm

Ladybug: and no one will know that I was a part of this and that I allowed this behavior

Chat: yup

Ladybug: because we don't want them to see me as someone who goofs around, right?

Chat: [nods] absolutely, we don't

Ladybug: ....

Ladybug: let's compare whether you can catapult further or can I throw you further!

Chat: HELL YEAH!

[gg-ladybug]

Unsolicited Miraculous Ladybug Headcanon: Adrien Agreste doesn’t know how to properly pronounce his own name. Sure, he SETTLES with one, but on a theoretical level, he has no idea with what intention he was named with.

Mind you, it’s not even because of anything nefarious— he just had two very different nationalities for parents. The French and British pronunciations were used interchangeably, because Emilie and Gabriel often argued on a daily basis about how Adrien is ‘supposed’ to be said. (Have you ever seen an Englishman and a Frenchman argue about culture? It’s thermonuclear.)

Ah-dree-uhn vs Ay-dree-uhn is a battle that has been waged within the Agreste household for years

(Based on a very real conversation I had with a English-French person named Adrien on my trip to France)

[miraculously-incorrect]

Chat Noir: my name is Chat Noir, but you can call me...

Chat Noir: *removes sunglasses and throws them away to reveal another pair underneath*

Chat Noir: a hazard to society

-

[the-glass-is-actually-full]

Marinette: You're my partner, my best friend, and the love of my life. I hope you know I would do anything for you. Absolutely anything. Adrien: I want you to get a full 10 hours of sleep. Marinette: Absolutely not.

[erzasimpbitch]

Marinette: *is throwing stones at kagami's window*

Kagami: You have a phone for a reason, Marinette!

*THUD*

Kagami: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!

[ninadove]

If anyone knows where that audio is from…

[miraclechatbug]

Toxinelle: Everybody shut up, I'm thinking

Griffe Noir, *patting her on the back*: Well, don’t think too hard. I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself

[helenadreams]

love square on twitter methinks

[fvck-the-patriarchy]

Chat: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Y/n: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

[dame-chat-blanc]

Nino: Adrien asked us to help him write a card for his dad's birthday and it is not going well.

***

Alya: How about "Best of luck for the next forty years"?

Marinette: He's forty, Alya.

Alya: Yes, the average life expectancy is eighty.

Marinette: No you can't write that.

-

Adrien: "Thank you for being a good father"?

Nino: Hmm we shouldn't lie...

Adrien: True...

Kagami: "Your parenting has been within acceptable parameters".

Nino: Has it though?

-

Alya: "Many happy returns for many years that I'm sure you will have"?

Adrien: That still sounds oddly threatening.

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Nino: "I hope you have a happy day and… many subsequent years"...

Adrien: Please, stop making it sound like he's dying.

[a-flaming-idiot]

Marinette: ... Chat Blanc: "Oh my dear lady, you've finally come back for your kitty~" Marinette: ... Chat Blanc: "I've sat here on top of this building for ten months, waiting, knowing you'd return!" Marinette: ... Marinette: "I'll give you a hug, forehead kisses, and call you my favorite kitty in the whole wide world if you let me destroy your akuma." Chat Blanc ripping off his bell like his life depends on it: "DEAL!!!"