#incorrect miraculous quotes

[miraclechatbug]

Marinette: *Laying face down on the floor*

Alya: So Adrien said he liked you?

Marinette, *muffled*: Yeah

Alya: ... And you asked him to marry you?

Marinette: Yeah

Alya: Oh shoot. How did he react?

Marinette: Dunno, I ran away

*Meanwhile*

Adrien, *kicking his door open*: Plagg!! I'm gonna get married!

[helenadreams]

will there be a plot at some point? who knows. for now it’s just them being stupid

[fvck-the-patriarchy]

Y/n: What are you doing here?

Chat: I could ask you the same question.

Y/n: I live here. This is my house.

Chat: I should probably ask you a different question.

[gg-ladybug]

Unsolicited Miraculous Ladybug Headcanon: Adrien Agreste doesn’t know how to properly pronounce his own name. Sure, he SETTLES with one, but on a theoretical level, he has no idea with what intention he was named with.

Mind you, it’s not even because of anything nefarious— he just had two very different nationalities for parents. The French and British pronunciations were used interchangeably, because Emilie and Gabriel often argued on a daily basis about how Adrien is ‘supposed’ to be said. (Have you ever seen an Englishman and a Frenchman argue about culture? It’s thermonuclear.)

Ah-dree-uhn vs Ay-dree-uhn is a battle that has been waged within the Agreste household for years

(Based on a very real conversation I had with a English-French person named Adrien on my trip to France)

[ramen8008]

Chat: Hey Rena, do you dare me to-

Rena: Nope

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Chat: Viperion, do you dare-

Viperion: I really don't

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Chat: hey M'lady, do you dare-

Ladybug: Absolutely tf no.

Chat: but whyyyy

Ladybug: [sighs] what is it ?

Chat: do you dare me to catapult myself off the Eiffel tower and see how far I can land?

Ladybug: .... [Looks around]

Ladybug: the others are gone right?

Chat: hm hm

Ladybug: and no one will know that I was a part of this and that I allowed this behavior

Chat: yup

Ladybug: because we don't want them to see me as someone who goofs around, right?

Chat: [nods] absolutely, we don't

Ladybug: ....

Ladybug: let's compare whether you can catapult further or can I throw you further!

Chat: HELL YEAH!

[dame-chat-blanc]

Marinette: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."

Chat: I saw you.

Marinette: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Adrien Agreste in a banana costume.

[a-flaming-idiot]

Chat Noir preparing a cataclysm: "The Eifel Tower is going to be demolished!" Ladybug: "Au revoir et bon debarras, espece de connard triangulaire!" Zoe being a dumb American: "What?!" Kagami with her translater app:

[the-glass-is-actually-full]

Marinette: You're my partner, my best friend, and the love of my life. I hope you know I would do anything for you. Absolutely anything. Adrien: I want you to get a full 10 hours of sleep. Marinette: Absolutely not.

[miraculously-incorrect]

Chat Noir: my name is Chat Noir, but you can call me...

Chat Noir: *removes sunglasses and throws them away to reveal another pair underneath*

Chat Noir: a hazard to society

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[erzasimpbitch]

Marinette: *is throwing stones at kagami's window*

Kagami: You have a phone for a reason, Marinette!

*THUD*

Kagami: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!

[baenyth]

Bethany's Bizarre Modified Incorrect Miraculous Quotes

Chloe: "Ah, China! Soon enough, Adrien, I will have my dream of going to China! The land of geishas!"

Adrien: "That's Japan."

Chloe: "Land of miso soup!"

Adrien: "That's Japan."

Chloe: "Land of cherry trees!"

Adrien: "That's still Japan."

Chloe: "Ah, China."

Adrien: "But why do you have to win a trip, Chloe? We have plenty of money."

Chloe: "Oh Adrikins, It's not about winning, It's about BEATING a bunch of other people and making them LOSERS! Utter losers!"

Chlone, Chloe's clone with the same moral caliber: "Keep dreaming, lesser me! That trip to China is MINE! The land of the samurai!"

Adrien: "That's Japan."

Chlone: "Of Mt. Fuji!"

Adrien: "That's Japan."

Chlone: "The land of French Fries!"

Adrien: "That's... Belgium?"

[miraclechatbug]

Alya: Hey guys, what are you watching?

Adrien: Kitten Football

Alya: Uhhh. Why?

Adrien: It’s randomly came on, and now I’m kind of invested. And then Marinette came in and got into it too. Aww, look! Snuggles fell asleep-

Marinette: SNUGGLES, WAKE THE HELL UP AND GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME, DAMNIT!

Alya:?!

Adrien: Marinette sees the show differently than I do I guess

[helenadreams]

love square on twitter methinks

[fvck-the-patriarchy]

Chat: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Y/n: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

[simp-ly-the-best]

[ramen8008]

Ladybug: everything will turn out alright

Chat: how can you say that?

Ladybug: because sometimes when things are tough, denial is all we have