#incorrect miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir quotes

[ramen8008]

Chat: Hey Rena, do you dare me to-

Rena: Nope

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Chat: Viperion, do you dare-

Viperion: I really don't

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Chat: hey M'lady, do you dare-

Ladybug: Absolutely tf no.

Chat: but whyyyy

Ladybug: [sighs] what is it ?

Chat: do you dare me to catapult myself off the Eiffel tower and see how far I can land?

Ladybug: .... [Looks around]

Ladybug: the others are gone right?

Chat: hm hm

Ladybug: and no one will know that I was a part of this and that I allowed this behavior

Chat: yup

Ladybug: because we don't want them to see me as someone who goofs around, right?

Chat: [nods] absolutely, we don't

Ladybug: ....

Ladybug: let's compare whether you can catapult further or can I throw you further!

Chat: HELL YEAH!

[dame-chat-blanc]

Marinette: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."

Chat: I saw you.

Marinette: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Adrien Agreste in a banana costume.

[fvck-the-patriarchy]

Y/n: What are you doing here?

Chat: I could ask you the same question.

Y/n: I live here. This is my house.

Chat: I should probably ask you a different question.

[the-glass-is-actually-full]

OMG I SEE THIS!

Ladybug: Chat! This is the third time this has happened! You CANNOT steal the miraculous happy meals just to find the Chat Noir one! Chat Noir: The last three had Ladybug! Why do they ALL have Ladybug? -cue dramatic pose-

Jason: It’s nice to be wanted, you know? Tim: Not by the law!

[miraclechatbug]

Fèlix: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone

Marinette: And I need you to be less vague and weird

[unhindged-mlb]

Ladybug: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

Chat Noir: Why, My Lady, I think I’ve made that pretty clear ;)

Ladybug , desperately, as Chat bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Chat: Oh! B positive.

Ladybug, hasnt slept in 3 days: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Chat:

[erzasimpbitch]

Adrien: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it?

Kagami, looking at Adrien: Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful?

Kagami and Adrien in unison: *sighs* Marinette

[fereality-indy]

After A Break In

Alix: Chloe, aren't you afraid to be here alone? Chloe: No, not any more. Now that I have "Little Chloe" here. Pulls out a gun Sabrina: Is that a real gun? Chloe: Yeah! Sabrina: I can't believe you own a gun! Alix: I can't believe you call it "Little Chloe."

[momofadhd]

Chat Noir: Can I ask a dumb question?

Ladybug: Better than anyone I know.

[rayraygo1267]

Gabenath Incorrect Quotes

Note: I actually posted something finally it’s been ages 😭

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Gabriel: See so the thing is Nathalie this is why I think we should be together you’re intelligent, beautiful, loyal and you’re ignoring me which means you’re obviously my type

Nathalie: *Busy staring at a computer screen answering emails, trying her hardest to stay awake* Sorry what were you saying sir?

Gabriel: Perfect

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*If Gabenath was canon*

Nathalie: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Gabriel: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Nathalie: I said within reason, Gabriel. How about I akumatize that guy?

Gabriel: So akumatizing people is in reason but proper self care isn't?

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*Nathalie after she first started working for Gabriel*

Nathalie: *Holding a gift Gabriel designed for her in her hands* Gabriel! How much did you spend on this?!

Gabriel: $1400. But it’s all on credit cards, so it’s like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years

Nathalie: :O rich people problems

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Gabriel: Oh My god Nathalie are you okay? Did it hurt when you fell-

Nathalie: *Dazed* From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

Gabriel: *confused and generally concerned* No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Nathalie: . . .

Gabriel: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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[9-long-years]

Shady bug and Claw noir *literally trying to kill each other*

Chat noir: I don't care what anyone says, that's still better than our dynamic when we first started.

Shady bug: What could be worse than this??

Chat noir *pointing at Ladybug*: I had a crush on her and I made that very clear, but she did not reciprocate, which she made very clear. The awkwardness was so palpable in the air you could cut it with a knife.

Claw noir: Oh wow, that is worse.

[ramen8008]

[dame-chat-blanc]

Alya: So, what's it like dating Rose?

Juleka: She once referred to sand as "heterosexual glitter."

Alya: ...

Juleka: I love her so much.

[fvck-the-patriarchy]

Chat: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Y/n: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

[chattybugette]

Chat noir: Why do you think I don't like you? I do. I would kill for you.

Chat noir: Ask me to kill for you.

Marinette: …First of all, calm down-

[scoutartzz]

incorrect quote shenanigans