#miraculous ladybug incorrect quotes

[lesbitorte]

Miraculous Ladybug incorrect text posts 2/?

(I forgot to post this lol)

[miraclechatbug]

Ladybug: Violence isn't the answer

Shadybug: You're right

Ladybug: *sighs in relief*

Shadybug: Violence is the question

Ladybug: What?

Shadybug, *bolting away*: And the answer is yes

Ladybug, *running after her*: NO-

[miraculously-incorrect]

marinette: this is a disaster! the printer messed up the invitation! it’s supposed to say “luka’s birthday”

kagami: what does it say?

marinette: “luka’s bi”

kagami: well

kagami: that could still work

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[rayraygo1267]

Gabenath Incorrect Quotes

Note: I actually posted something finally it’s been ages 😭

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Gabriel: See so the thing is Nathalie this is why I think we should be together you’re intelligent, beautiful, loyal and you’re ignoring me which means you’re obviously my type

Nathalie: *Busy staring at a computer screen answering emails, trying her hardest to stay awake* Sorry what were you saying sir?

Gabriel: Perfect

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*If Gabenath was canon*

Nathalie: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Gabriel: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Nathalie: I said within reason, Gabriel. How about I akumatize that guy?

Gabriel: So akumatizing people is in reason but proper self care isn't?

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*Nathalie after she first started working for Gabriel*

Nathalie: *Holding a gift Gabriel designed for her in her hands* Gabriel! How much did you spend on this?!

Gabriel: $1400. But it’s all on credit cards, so it’s like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years

Nathalie: :O rich people problems

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Gabriel: Oh My god Nathalie are you okay? Did it hurt when you fell-

Nathalie: *Dazed* From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

Gabriel: *confused and generally concerned* No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Nathalie: . . .

Gabriel: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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[darling-aries]

Chat: Hey, you ready?

Mari: me?

Chat: if I'm going to die, you better be right behind me

Chat: or I will haunt your kitchen cabinets until the day you die

[sweetnsaltymari]

Adrien: who likes cat memes

Gang: we do, why?

Adrien: i have over 200 cat memes saved in my phone

Alya: why do you have 200 cat memes?

Adrien: because I like cat memes. They’re my Rizz.

Marinette: give me a cat meme that fits my personality…

[mlbvillains-incorrect-quotes]

Dark Cupid: You're offended?

Siren: ...No.

Dark Cupid: ... Very offended?

Siren: ...Yes!

[qatheauthoress74]

Misplaced Quotes: Ladybug & Cat Noir: The Movie Edition

*Spoilers Ahead!*

*Takes place after everybody finds out Gabriel Agreste is/was Hawkmoth*

Alya: It's okay, Adrien. Nobody's parents are perfect.

Nino: Yeah, my mom's weird and collects seashells. Your dad leveled the city and attacked innocent people. So. They've all got their quirks, you know?

[miraclechatbug]

I am screaming right now. I can't believe I've never seen this until now. This is amazing!! I'm dying at Ladybug's expression, she looks so done 😂

based on this post:

from @miraclechatbug

needed to draw it hehehahaha (btw i love your posts!)

[helenadreams]

will there be a plot at some point? who knows. for now it’s just them being stupid

[miraclechatbug]

*mlb season 1*

Ladybug: So what are your political beliefs?

Chat Noir, *awkwardly trying to impress her*: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun

[miraculously-incorrect]

Marinette: come on guys, let's just hug it out

Marinette, Adrien, Kagami and Félix: *snuggling into a group hug*

Adrien: who took my wallet?

Félix: sorry

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[wolflover2426]

Well damn, Kagami definitely needs more friends and Marinette is the best friend of her heart rn

Kagami: Why is there a shopping cart in my front yard?

Marinette: You said your heels were killing you, but you didn't want to take them off because it'd make your feet dirty. So I agreed to push you home.

Kagami, choking back tears: You are my best fucking friend.

[rayraygo1267]

Felix: Hey adrien did you see m-

Adrien: Plagg claws out! *transforms*

Felix: . . .

Chat noir: Uh...

Felix: Adrien What the f#ck

Chat noir: Meow?

*Some days later*

Ladybug: chatton, why all of a sudden you havent been coming for patrols as often?

Chat noir: *sweating nervously* uh

Argos: *sneaking out to destransform with a whole board of chess*

*Some minutes before*

(On a random rooftop)

Chat noir: checkmate!

Argos: sh#t adrien youre good

Argos: wait is that- *squints and sees ladybug in the distance* sh#t thats ladybug good luck cousin *hides behind an random chimney*

Chat noir: *sweating nervously* hi m'lady how was your day?

*Back to the present*

Chat noir: *sweating nervously* y-you k-know m'lady my personal life has been very busy

Ladybug: chatton why the f#ck are you sweating so much, if you keep this up youre gonna cause an flood like when the siren was akumatized

Chat noir: *sweating nervously* uh um oh my m'lady is getting late and i have to go home so uh bye *leaves*

Chat noir and Argos: *drops on an alley and destransforms*

Felix: sh#t that was close

Adrien: yeah, but now lets head home an play some more chess

Felix: absolutely

And it was suffice to say that Chat Noir was *sweating nervously*

Hehe I love this! All Felix and Adrien wanted was to play one game of chess!

[fvck-the-patriarchy]

Y/n: What are you doing here?

Chat: I could ask you the same question.

Y/n: I live here. This is my house.

Chat: I should probably ask you a different question.