#miraculous ladybug incorrect quotes

[miraclechatbug]

Butler Jean: Would you like your pizza cut into six or eight slices, mademoiselle?

Chloè: Oh, just six is fine, I don’t think I could eat eight

[lesbitorte]

Miraculous Ladybug incorrect text posts 2/?

(I forgot to post this lol)

[rayraygo1267]

So... here is some mlb quotes

Quote 1:

*after an kitty section concert*

(Context: this is some years in the future all of the teen characters being about 20 years old)

Random reporter: Mr couffaine do you have a minute?

Luka: *removes kitty section mask* Oh sure i dont see why not

Random reporter: Kitty section being an very diverse band, with different styles of music and everything, fans have been asking, why does every music that adrien agreste sings has an depressive tone

Luka: . . .

Random reporter: Mr Couffaine?

Quote 2:

Felix: Babe why dont you draw so often? Your drawings are absolutely gorgeous *whispers in her ear* just like you~

Kagami: *blushes* First, thanks for the compliment, second, is because my mom doesnt approve me drawing, she says my drawings are not that good

Felix: . . . Babe we already talked about caring too much about your mom's opinion but, not wanting to sound horrible, how does she knows how your drawings look like if she is blind-

Kagami: . . . I... never thought of that-

Quote 3:

(Now for some marigami)

Kagami: Why are you looking at me like that?

Marinette: Because you're laughing, and it's the most beatiful sound i've ever heard.

Quote 4:

Marinette: Oh you can't go out like that!

Kagami: Why, what's wrong? Do i look stupid?

Marinette: *kisses her on the cheek* Perfect. Now you can go out

Kagami: *blushes like hell*

Quote 5:

*gets an call*

Kidnapper: We have your girlfriend!

Marinette: Kagami?

Kidnapper: Yes!

Marinette: Good luck with that

Quote 6:

Alya: Girl! You have no ideia Marinette is so grumpy today, she would have punched Chloe in the face if i didnt hold her early today

Kagami: Hm so Marinette is really grumpy today, hm, ill probably take her out to get an milkshake, do you know whats her favorite milkshake flavour?

Alya: Strawberry if i remember well

*Later that day*

Marinette: Thanks for the milkshake babe *takes a sip of her milkshake* its my favourite too, how did you know it?

Kagami: *chuckles a bit* just a lucky guess

Marinette: alya told you it didnt she?

Kagami: uh...

Ahhhhh! I love this so much! Luka is just like the cutest little bean ever! And the Feligami one ahhh, it so cuuuuuttteeee!!!

Also the Marigami ones are so truueee!!!!

[mlbvillains-incorrect-quotes]

Dark Cupid: You're offended?

Siren: ...No.

Dark Cupid: ... Very offended?

Siren: ...Yes!

[rayraygo1267]

Felix: Hey adrien did you see m-

Adrien: Plagg claws out! *transforms*

Felix: . . .

Chat noir: Uh...

Felix: Adrien What the f#ck

Chat noir: Meow?

*Some days later*

Ladybug: chatton, why all of a sudden you havent been coming for patrols as often?

Chat noir: *sweating nervously* uh

Argos: *sneaking out to destransform with a whole board of chess*

*Some minutes before*

(On a random rooftop)

Chat noir: checkmate!

Argos: sh#t adrien youre good

Argos: wait is that- *squints and sees ladybug in the distance* sh#t thats ladybug good luck cousin *hides behind an random chimney*

Chat noir: *sweating nervously* hi m'lady how was your day?

*Back to the present*

Chat noir: *sweating nervously* y-you k-know m'lady my personal life has been very busy

Ladybug: chatton why the f#ck are you sweating so much, if you keep this up youre gonna cause an flood like when the siren was akumatized

Chat noir: *sweating nervously* uh um oh my m'lady is getting late and i have to go home so uh bye *leaves*

Chat noir and Argos: *drops on an alley and destransforms*

Felix: sh#t that was close

Adrien: yeah, but now lets head home an play some more chess

Felix: absolutely

And it was suffice to say that Chat Noir was *sweating nervously*

Hehe I love this! All Felix and Adrien wanted was to play one game of chess!

[themiraculousladyblog]

Adrien, to Marinette: I think you are amazing, and I mean that in a completely platonic — unless you don’t want it to be platonic because I could make that happen right now — sort of way.

[nervou5wr3ck]

The Gang Running Away from a Bad Guy 

Vandal: Dammit he’s going to get us all at this rate! Hey Faon, time for you to shake him off our tail! 

Faon: HUH? Why me!!?? 

Vandal: You know the line in the movies. “You keep going and I’ll handle this guy!” Well now’s your chance to say it!!! 

Faon: ...Well you have a point... 

[mlbvillains-incorrect-quotes]

Bunnyx: Can you finally stop calling me Fluffytail?!

Timetagger: Only when I'll get tired.

Bunnyx: And when will you-

Timetagger: It means never.

Bunnyx:

[miraculous-incorrect-quotes]

Ladybug: You are an absolute fucking dork.

Chat, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork!

Ladybug: *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork.

[pegabugladybee]

Nathalie after Gabriel didn’t put the flash-drive in the past: What is wrong with you?

Gabriel: Loaded question. Elaborate.

[mystery-minou]

What do you mean? I love all Emelies and non-Emilies equally.

Gabriel Agreste, at some point

[darling-aries]

Ladybug: I'll see you later!

Chat Noir: can't wait

Chat Noir: love yah

Chat Noir: bye

Ladybug: love yah

Ladybug: . . .

Ladybug:

[trainsinanime]

Marinette: Adrien, I have to tell you… I am Ladybug!

Adrien: I know.

Marinette: You do? But how?

Adrien: I’ve always known. Who else could you be?

Marinette: Oh Adrien, but I still don’t understand, I…

She looks at her hand.

Marinette: …oh shit, I forgot to detransform, didn’t I?

[rayraygo1267]

Some more mlb quotes

Quote 1:

after a reveal

Nathalie: Sir ive organized your phone calls into three categories - calls from your son, death threats, and death threats from your son

Quote 2:

Amelie: Did you had dinner?

Nathalie: Yes, i ate a salad.

Nathalie: A fruit salad.

Nathalie: Mostly grapes.

Nathalie: Only grapes.

Nathalie: Fermented

Amelie: . . .

Nathalie: I had wine

Quote 3:

(Context: amelie and emilie since the end of re-creation are fighting over nathalie)

Adrien: Wow, it's really quiet today.

Felix: Agreed . . . It's quite nice actually

Adrien: Nathalie is sleeping...

Felix: And our moms are at the living room alone...

Adrien: We should check on our moms

Felix: Urgently

Quote 4:

Chat noir: give it up Argos. Agaisnt our godlike skills, you don't stand a chance

Argos: *grabbing him by the tail and yeeting him into Ladybug* if God really exist. He would extend my deadline right now!

Why can I imagine Adrien making a hate-page for Gabriel, where he just spends all his time talking shit and roasting his dad?

Also the one about Emilie and Amelie fighting over Nathalie and Felix and Adrien having to deal with it had me dying!!

[madbug]

update to chaotic quotes from my fics with no context

you knew ratatouille fic had to make at least one appearance in this compilation

tag urself im nino

maybe good soup will be our always

i lied okay, we get so many ratatouille fic quotes bc theyre so good

“orbs” thats all

lucky charm creating scissors was such an idea

yeah adrien go off

how did i forget about the like five lines where ladybug things adrien turned into a pigeon thats iconic

oh marinette why can’t you stay focused

she stole his phone and his heart

we should get more felix and adrien interacting

i have two fics where adrien knows that ladybug is marino??? iconic

why don’t i remember writing this?

lmao this line is so good

[marisblanket]

Marinette: What’s your goal in life?

Adrien: To become a penguin.