#incorrect mlb quotes

[lovesquarebebonkers]

Alya: We need to talk about your feelings.

Marinette: Feelings? I have no feelings.

Alya: Yes, you do.

Alya: They have blond hair, green eyes, and clearly have feelings for you too?

Marinette: I have no idea what Adrien you're talking about.

[helenadreams]

will there be a plot at some point? who knows. for now it’s just them being stupid

[that-was-a-bit-stupid-of-you]

Kagami: do you know your gay name?

Marinette: my...my gay name?

Kagami: yeah, it's your first name-

Marinette: haha, very funny, kagami-

Kagami: *gets down on one knee* and my last name

Marinette: oh-oh my god-

[miraclechatbug]

Marinette, *holding a coffee pot*: What if, instead of milk in my cereal, I put coffee...

Sabine, *taking the pot from her*: What if you didn't

[litcrazh]

the realization🔥🗣️

[gretchenzellerbarnes]

Chat Noir: This date is boring!

Marinette: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Chat Noir: Then why did you invite me?

Marinette: I didn't! I specifically said "don't come with me". Then you said "fuck you, Marinette. I'll do whatever I want!"

[marigamithinking]

Marinette: Can I be frank with you guys?

Kagami: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Luka: Can I still be Luka?

Adrien: Shh, let Frank speak.

[ramen8008]

Chat: Hey Rena, do you dare me to-

Rena: Nope

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Chat: Viperion, do you dare-

Viperion: I really don't

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Chat: hey M'lady, do you dare-

Ladybug: Absolutely tf no.

Chat: but whyyyy

Ladybug: [sighs] what is it ?

Chat: do you dare me to catapult myself off the Eiffel tower and see how far I can land?

Ladybug: .... [Looks around]

Ladybug: the others are gone right?

Chat: hm hm

Ladybug: and no one will know that I was a part of this and that I allowed this behavior

Chat: yup

Ladybug: because we don't want them to see me as someone who goofs around, right?

Chat: [nods] absolutely, we don't

Ladybug: ....

Ladybug: let's compare whether you can catapult further or can I throw you further!

Chat: HELL YEAH!

[i-n-c-o-r-r-e-c-t-m-l-b]

Adrien: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Luka: Weak. I sleep with a sword under mine.

Kagami: You're both losing this game.

Adrien: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Kagami: Ladybug

[feather-of-argos]

Felix: As a co-director, I am once again entitled to remind everyone that all psychiatric and therapy services are completely covered by the Graham Films health insurance plan.

Adrien, starring for a role in the movie: Why do you always look at me when you say that?

[theminimenaceladybug]

Chat Noir: When I get Doordash I order 20 Cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don’t have to pay the delivery fee multiple times.

Marinette: I hope you understand how food poisoning works.

Chat Noir: I hope food poisoning understands how I work. I never met a burger i couldn’t eat.

[lovesquarebebonkers]

*during a fight*

Ladybug: Don't look at me like that!

Chat Noir: Like what?

Ladybug: Like I'm your everything!

Chat Noir: But.... I don't know how else to look at you.

[helenadreams]

love square on twitter methinks

[caylenqueen]

Chat Noir: Why don’t you go talk to her?

Claw Noir, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure.

Chat Noir: What? So you go tell that she is cute, what’s the worst that could happen?

Claw Noir: She could hear me.

[miraclechatbug]

Felix: Am I going too far?

Kagami: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you are going to prison

[litcrazh]

that time ladybug lost a race to the effiel tower