#losers incorrect quotes

[fanaticalthings]

next thing you're gonna tell me is that the butts match 🙄

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[cod-dump]

Soap: *sitting outside the base staring at the ground*

Price: What are you doing out here?

Soap: Contemplating whether or not if I should drop off the face of the Earth

Price: ... why?

Soap: I have been so preoccupied with being obsessed by every fraction of bare skin that Ghost is willing to show that when I walked into the locker room and saw Gaz shirtless I screamed

Price: ... you screamed

Soap: Then Ghost walked in with nothing but a towel and I blacked out

Price:

Soap: I'm so cursed. Everyone on this base knows I'm a loser and now the two hottest guys witnessed that. I need to disappear

Price: I've been around Phil too long, I'm disappointed I missed the chance to witness this

Soap: I'M A LOSER

[inkwell-illustrations]

Angel: Husk? Husk: What? Angel: Are you awake? Husk: Who the fuck do you think said 'what'?

[zukkaart]

Toph: Zuko, don’t pretend you’re not the type of guy to keep a list of all the people you’ve slept with

Zuko: you’re right, it’s called a marriage license

Sokka and Zuko: *high five*

[rainbowwonderlandsblog]

Wednesday: What gluttonous cretin decided to help themselves to my food?

Ajax: *points at enid*

Enid: Sorry, I didn't mean to! But I was hungry :(

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Actually, you should eat all of it. You need the energy now that you've wolfed out

Bianca: Whipped!

[daddiesdrarryy]

Sirius: You are going out with Reggie? Really? You two?

James: Not only are we going out, we’ve done it 298 times!

Sirius: What??

Regulus: Potter! You kept count? You’re such a loser!

James: A loser you did it with 298 times!

[justmiraculousconspiracies]

Odysseus: What's up with Achilles? He has been laying on the floor for like.. an hour now?

Breises: He's a bit overwhelmed

Odysseus: And why is that?

Breises: Patroclus smiled at him

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Husk: This is my boyfriend Angel, he's so smart and handsome and I'm so proud of him

Vaggie: This is my beautiful girlfriend Charlie, she's my angel and I love her so much

Alastor: this is Niffty she has rabies

[queer-cartoons-quotes]

Husk: you don't talk about your feelings?

Angel: no...

Charlie: I do

Husk: i know charlie

Charlie: I'm sad

Husk: i know charlie

[akarisandraws]

NEW PART OF THE INKTOBER SAGA IS UP!! -> https://youtu.be/9ISPG0VUBU4

Meanwhile i'll leave you with a classic for day 18~

[girl-named-matty]

MC: *Sees Sebastian all dressed up in a suit* MC: Who's the lucky person? Sebastian: Sebastian: I forgot to ask you, didn't I?

[calc1fers]

james & sirius would talk about the most inane shit once it was lights out in the gryffindor tower

james, sipping his empty divination teacup: wonder if i've ever seen a pigeon that has the same birthday as me

sirius: word, bro

remus & peter, at their wit's end: please, shut the fuck up and GO TO SLEEP

[wavewavethoughtsonly]

Knock Out: You notice Shockwave acting weird? Starscream: Define “weird”. Knock Out: Every time I knock on Shockwave’s door at night, he would say “not now I’m with my Conjunx!” Starscream: …but Shockwave doesn’t have a Conjunx- Knock Out: I know. Soundwave in the background: ( ˘ω˘ )

[shipspainfulships]

Cat king: I love you.

Edwin, scoffing: How many people have you said that to?

Cat King: Everyone.

Edwin: What?

Cat King: I told everyone that I love you.

[rudamaruda520]

Marlene, storming in and throwing herself on the bed, covering her head with a pillow: Kill me! Kill me right now!!

Mary: What happened?

Marlene: I am so dumb! She makes me soooo dumb!

Lily: Tell us what happened!

Marlene: Dorcas said "What's up McKinnon?" and I said ceiling...

Mary:

Lily:

Marlene: ...I said fucking ceiling!

[moutainrusing]

Sirius: I am this close to falling in love with Remus.

James: Your fingers are touching.

Sirius: I’m resisting his charms better than I could hope for really.