#incorrect dead boy detectives quotes

[incorrect-deadboy-quotes]

Charles: I've never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.

[starcrossedstarfishes]

Crystal: You don't think I can fight because I'm a woman!

Charles: I don't think you can fight because you're wearing a wedding dress! For what it's worth, I don't think Edwin could fight in that dress either.

Edwin: Perhaps not, but I would be radiant.

[minyooon3012]

[shipspainfulships]

Charles' Dad: You're not good enough for my son.

Edwin: You're not good enough for your son.

Charles' dad: Excuse me!?

Edwin: You heard me.

[savi-of-ithaca]

niko: edwin is gay and he still got pussy

crystal:

charles, visibly irritated:

edwin, confused:

the cat king: don't call me that 😒

[aceofturtles]

[diangelodork]

(some) out of context texts between louis (the friend i am forcing to watch dbda) and i as dbda characters

[mostly-functional]

Crystal (sarcastically): yeah, we wouldn’t want those birds to hear us chatting away up there

Charles: hey, we’re in enemy territory!

Charles (pointing at Monty): those are enemy birds

[riverharkness]

charles: so then me and edwin-

edwin: its edwin and i

charles: see what i mean

charles: …anyway edwin and i ~

[incorrect-deadboy-quotes]

Charles: Uh... so... Edwin, I need to tell you something. Edwin: Oh, finally! You're proposing! Charles: What?! How did you know?! Edwin: You dropped the ring six times during dinner. Charles: Edwin: I even had to pick it up once. Charles: Charles: I was nervous, okay?

[starcrossedstarfishes]

Death: You're coming with me, Charles.

Charles: Sorry one second, I have to ask Edwin.

Death: No that's not how it wo--

Charles: He said no.

Death: No you're definitely--

Edwin Payne (with a gun): No.

[minyooon3012]

Dead boy detectives in a nutshell:

Simon: let’s fuck

Edwin: no

Cat king: let’s fuck

Edwin: no

Monty: let’s fuck <333

Edwin: ehhh

*meanwhile*

Charles: YAY!! BEST MATES!! :D

Edwin: let’s fuck

[shipspainfulships]

Crystal: The next person that says "weird flex but okay" is going to get kicked in the shins.

Edwin: Preposterous boast but alas...

[savi-of-ithaca]

edwin would try to type on this newfangled mobile phone business and charles would just be infatuated with him (in a friend way, yeah? haha.)

[aceofturtles]

Charles: How come humans don't lick to show affection?

Niko: Lesbians do!

Edwin: *chokes on drink*

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Original post and comments made by xiaolapcheong-deactivated201806, chloeniccole, and gay-and-happy-that-way

[deadboyquotes]

Edwin: If I got send back to Hell, would you miss me?

Charles: It’s cute you think Hell can get you out of this friendship.