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Charles: I got us matching friendship bracelets, and you say I don't care about our relationship. Edwin: These are handcuffs. Charles: Yeah, 'cause we're partners in crime!
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(some) out of context texts between louis (the friend i am forcing to watch dbda) and i as dbda characters
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Crystal: You don't think I can fight because I'm a woman!
Charles: I don't think you can fight because you're wearing a wedding dress! For what it's worth, I don't think Edwin could fight in that dress either.
Edwin: Perhaps not, but I would be radiant.
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Charles' Dad: You're not good enough for my son.
Edwin: You're not good enough for your son.
Charles' dad: Excuse me!?
Edwin: You heard me.
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niko: edwin is gay and he still got pussy
crystal:
charles, visibly irritated:
edwin, confused:
the cat king: don't call me that 😒
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Crystal (sarcastically): yeah, we wouldn’t want those birds to hear us chatting away up there
Charles: hey, we’re in enemy territory!
Charles (pointing at Monty): those are enemy birds
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charles: so then me and edwin-
edwin: its edwin and i
charles: see what i mean
charles: …anyway edwin and i ~
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Edwin: Why do you hang out with me? Charles: You're the best thing that’s ever happened to me! Edwin: … Edwin: I feel a bit sorry for you.
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Edwin *hanging a picture on the wall*: Am I straight?
Charles: ...no, Edwin. You're not.
Edwin *rolls eyes* The picture, Charles. Is the picture straight?
Charles *looks at picture of him kissing Edwin at their wedding*: No.
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Crystal: The next person that says "weird flex but okay" is going to get kicked in the shins.
Edwin: Preposterous boast but alas...
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edwin would try to type on this newfangled mobile phone business and charles would just be infatuated with him (in a friend way, yeah? haha.)
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Charles: How come humans don't lick to show affection?
Niko: Lesbians do!
Edwin: *chokes on drink*
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Original post and comments made by xiaolapcheong-deactivated201806, chloeniccole, and gay-and-happy-that-way
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Edwin: If I got send back to Hell, would you miss me?
Charles: It’s cute you think Hell can get you out of this friendship.
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