#incorrect dead boy detectives quotes

[incorrect-deadboy-quotes]

Crystal: Is there something you would like to say, Edwin? Edwin: Oh, there are SEVERAL things I would like to say.

[starcrossedstarfishes]

Crystal: You don't think I can fight because I'm a woman!

Charles: I don't think you can fight because you're wearing an evening dress! For what it's worth, I don't think Edwin could fight in that dress either.

Edwin: Perhaps not, but I would be radiant.

[shipspainfulships]

Crystal: The next person that says "weird flex but okay" is going to get kicked in the shins.

Edwin: Preposterous boast but alas...

[savi-of-themis]

edwin would try to type on this newfangled mobile phone business and charles would just be infatuated with him (in a friend way, yeah? haha.)

[deadboyquotes]

Edwin: If I got send back to Hell, would you miss me?

Charles: It’s cute you think Hell can get you out of this friendship.

[multifandomconfusion]

Charles, praying: I need someone who won’t run away. Maybe send an angel, the nicest angel you have.

Meanwhile Edwin: *crawling his ass up the stairs of hell, covered in blood, mumbling to himself hysterically*

[idliketobeatree]

dead boy detectives + text posts part 1/?

+ bonus

[inkwell-illustrations]

The Cat King: Can I try rizzing you up? Edwin: Sure?? The Cat King: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[papysanzonew]

Can't be wrong! (The Cat King is not amused)

My other art

[i-need-of-a-hobby]

crystal: charlie, do you want to play a game

charles: no

night nurse: why would i ever want to play a game with you

crystal: it's called girlfriend or best mate

charles: no please no

night nurse: ... and what does this game entail

charles: crystal im begging you

crystal: ill give you a quote ive heard charles say and you have to guess if it was about me before we broke up, or his "platonic-best-mate" edwin

charles: oh bloody hell

night nurse: are the boys not already, as the humans say, together?

crystal: *slamming her hands down on the table* EXACTLY

[incorrect-deadboy-quotes]

Edwin: Did it hurt when you fell- Charles: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt- Edwin: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. Charles: ... Edwin: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

[starcrossedstarfishes]

Edwin *hanging a picture on the wall*: Am I straight?

Charles: ...no, Edwin. You're not.

Edwin *rolls eyes* The picture, Charles. Is the picture straight?

Charles *looks at picture of him kissing Edwin at their wedding*: No.

[shipspainfulships]

Edwin: So this is it right?

Charles: Yes we are no longer just friends, we're boyfriends now.

Niko *waking up in her room with a gasp*: it's finally happened!

[inpayneland]

Charles: How often are you supposed to tell someone you love them? Edwin: When you feel it. Charles: I love you. Edwin: I love you too- Charles: I love you. Edwin: Charl- Charles: I love you. Edwin: What are y- Charles: I love- Edwin, covering Charles's mouth with a hand: What's with you? Charles: *muffled* I love you.

[livie-the-land]

Edwin: I cut my finger

Charles: I can kiss it to make it feel better

Edwin: That works?

Charles: Yeah my mum did it for me when I was younger

*LATER*

Edwin: Crystal, I need you to punch me in the mouth

Crystal: Gladly

[deadboyquotes]

Niko: ❤️💓💞💛💘💙💓💕💖💓💛❤️💞❣️💚💕💓💝❤️💘💖💗💓💞💕💝💗💖❤️💘💗💛❣️💖💕💙💘💞💛💗💚💛💖💘

Crystal: How the fuck did you say that out loud?