#incorrect dbda quotes

[starcrossedstarfishes]

Death: You're coming with me, Charles.

Charles: Sorry one second, I have to ask Edwin.

Death: No that's not how it wo--

Charles: He said no.

Death: No you're definitely--

Edwin Payne (with a gun): No.

[savi-of-ithaca]

niko: edwin is gay and he still got pussy

crystal:

charles, visibly irritated:

edwin, confused:

the cat king: don't call me that 😒

[allthehumanflaws]

[jujianjes]

I am back on my bullshit, folks.

I have more in my drafts but this deserves its own post.

[multifandomconfusion]

Charles, praying: I need someone who won’t run away. Maybe send an angel, the nicest angel you have.

Meanwhile Edwin: *crawling his ass up the stairs of hell, covered in blood, mumbling to himself hysterically*

[idliketobeatree]

dead boy detectives + text posts part 1/?

+ bonus

[steampunk-dandy]

Charles: I kissed Edwin!

Niko, gasping: No! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Charles: It's unbelievable

Niko: Okay, I wanna hear everything. I'll grab the wine and unplug the phone. Charles, does this end well, or am I grabbing tissues?

Charles: It ended *very* well

Niko, running in with wine glass: Tell me! Was it a soft brush against your lips, or was it like, a you know, 'I gotta have you now' kinda thing?

Charles: Well, at first it was really intense, you know, and then....then we just sorta sunk into it....

Niko, squealing: Awwwww

~~Meanwhile~~

[Researching for a case]

Edwin: And then we kissed.

Crystal: Tongue?

Edwin: Yes.

Crystal: Cool.

[papysanzonew]

Can't be wrong! (The Cat King is not amused)

My other art

[i-need-of-a-hobby]

crystal: charlie, do you want to play a game

charles: no

night nurse: why would i ever want to play a game with you

crystal: it's called girlfriend or best mate

charles: no please no

night nurse: ... and what does this game entail

charles: crystal im begging you

crystal: ill give you a quote ive heard charles say and you have to guess if it was about me before we broke up, or his "platonic-best-mate" edwin

charles: oh bloody hell

night nurse: are the boys not already, as the humans say, together?

crystal: *slamming her hands down on the table* EXACTLY

[minyooon3012]

[shipspainfulships]

Edwin: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Charles: Um... Neat

*later*

Charles, lying face down on Crystal's bed: I said "neat" Crystal. Who the fuck says neat these days. It's not neat to say neat, but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.

Crystal, scrolling on her phone: Don't beat yourself up too much Charles. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I said when Niko first confessed her love for me?

Charles: Didn't you thank her?

Crystal, putting the phone down, looking at the ceiling: I fucking thanked her.

[starcrossedstarfishes]

Edwin: There is only one thing worse than dying.

Edwin: (rips off paper above 'dying' to reveal Charles' name)

Charles: Me.

Edwin: No--

[colcredglass]

DEAD BOY DETECTIVES || INCORRECT QUOTES

[allthehumanflaws]

Edwin- If Charles thinks he can just call me baby and get whatever he wants- Charles - baby... Edwin, out of breath - ......he's absolutely right

[ultraweirdgirl13]

Edwin, setting down a card: Ace of spades Charles, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Niko, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you Crystal, trembling: What are we playing

[multifandomconfusion]