#incorrect dbda quotes
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starcrossedstarfishes 3 months ago
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Edwin *hanging a picture on the wall*: Am I straight?
Charles: ...no, Edwin. You're not.
Edwin *rolls eyes* The picture, Charles. Is the picture straight?
Charles *looks at picture of him kissing Edwin at their wedding*: No.
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savi-of-ithaca 2 months ago
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niko: edwin is gay and he still got pussy
crystal:
charles, visibly irritated:
edwin, confused:
the cat king: don't call me that 馃槖
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multifandomconfusion 3 months ago
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Charles, praying: I need someone who won鈥檛 run away. Maybe send an angel, the nicest angel you have.
Meanwhile Edwin: *crawling his ass up the stairs of hell, covered in blood, mumbling to himself hysterically*
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idliketobeatree 6 months ago
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dead boy detectives + text posts part 1/?
+ bonus
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papysanzonew 2 months ago
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Can't be wrong! (The Cat King is not amused)
My other art
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steampunk-dandy 11 days ago
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Charles: I kissed Edwin!
Niko, gasping: No! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Charles: It's unbelievable
Niko: Okay, I wanna hear everything. I'll grab the wine and unplug the phone. Charles, does this end well, or am I grabbing tissues?
Charles: It ended *very* well
Niko, running in with wine glass: Tell me! Was it a soft brush against your lips, or was it like, a you know, 'I gotta have you now' kinda thing?
Charles: Well, at first it was really intense, you know, and then....then we just sorta sunk into it....
Niko, squealing: Awwwww
~~Meanwhile~~
[Researching for a case]
Edwin: And then we kissed.
Crystal: Tongue?
Edwin: Yes.
Crystal: Cool.
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i-need-of-a-hobby 4 months ago
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crystal: charlie, do you want to play a game
charles: no
night nurse: why would i ever want to play a game with you
crystal: it's called girlfriend or best mate
charles: no please no
night nurse: ... and what does this game entail
charles: crystal im begging you
crystal: ill give you a quote ive heard charles say and you have to guess if it was about me before we broke up, or his "platonic-best-mate" edwin
charles: oh bloody hell
night nurse: are the boys not already, as the humans say, together?
crystal: *slamming her hands down on the table* EXACTLY
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minyooon3012 12 days ago
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colcredglass 6 months ago
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DEAD BOY DETECTIVES || INCORRECT QUOTES
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ultraweirdgirl13 4 months ago
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Edwin, setting down a card: Ace of spades Charles, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Niko, pulling out a Pok茅mon card: Jolteon, I choose you Crystal, trembling: What are we playing
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inner-egg-pong 6 months ago
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dead boy detectives as textposts
part two
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starcrossedstarfishes 2 months ago
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Charles: Edwin, could you hold this for me?
Edwin: Okay.
Edwin:
Edwin: That's your hand.
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strangelysilver 5 months ago
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Night Nurse: who in their right mind follows someone into Hell??
Niko, probably: they're in love, Your Honor--
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multifandomconfusion 4 months ago
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idliketobeatree 2 months ago
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dead boy detectives + text posts part 2/? (1)
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niko-sasaki-dbd 6 months ago
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Edwin: Charles, are you flirting with me?
Charles: Have been for the past thirty years, mate, but thanks for noticing.
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