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Edwin *hanging a picture on the wall*: Am I straight?
Charles: ...no, Edwin. You're not.
Edwin *rolls eyes* The picture, Charles. Is the picture straight?
Charles *looks at picture of him kissing Edwin at their wedding*: No.
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niko: edwin is gay and he still got pussy
crystal:
charles, visibly irritated:
edwin, confused:
the cat king: don't call me that 馃槖
#niko: charles isn't even gay and he can't get pussy#edwin payne#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#catwin#dbda#payneland#dead boy detective agency#the cat king#niko#niko sasaki#crystal palace#crystal palace surname von hoverkraft#incorrect dbda#incorrect dead boy detectives quotes#incorrect dbda quotes
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Charles, praying: I need someone who won鈥檛 run away. Maybe send an angel, the nicest angel you have.
Meanwhile Edwin: *crawling his ass up the stairs of hell, covered in blood, mumbling to himself hysterically*
#it鈥檚 okay guys charles thinks he鈥檚 brills#source: lilo and stitch#payneland#paineland#charles rowland#edwin payne#charles and edwin#dead boy detectives#dbda#dbda incorrect quotes#dead boy detective agency
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dead boy detectives + text posts part 1/?
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#dead boy detectives#dbda#dbdshow#dead boy detective agency#dead boy detective netflix#painland#payneland#edwin payne#charles rowland#niko sasaki#crystal palace#monty the crow#esther finch#jenny green#the cat king#dbda memes#dbda incorrect quotes#dbda text posts#my edits#marcela watches dbda#whew. i've spent like an hour on these. cackling like an evil witch full on esther finch style#share my vision boy.#oh and finding good quality screens from this show is a herculean effort#none of my cap sites have them :(#if you saw me sneak one of my posts in: do not worry! i have a permit (to do whatever i want hehee)#dbda spoilers
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Can't be wrong! (The Cat King is not amused)
My other art
#save dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#dead boy detectives#dead boy detectives agency#dbda#dbda incorrect quotes#payneland#(because for me is always payneland#niko sasaki#crystal palace#charles rowland#edwin payne#my art#Guest star: cat king
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Charles: I kissed Edwin!
Niko, gasping: No! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Charles: It's unbelievable
Niko: Okay, I wanna hear everything. I'll grab the wine and unplug the phone. Charles, does this end well, or am I grabbing tissues?
Charles: It ended *very* well
Niko, running in with wine glass: Tell me! Was it a soft brush against your lips, or was it like, a you know, 'I gotta have you now' kinda thing?
Charles: Well, at first it was really intense, you know, and then....then we just sorta sunk into it....
Niko, squealing: Awwwww
~~Meanwhile~~
[Researching for a case]
Edwin: And then we kissed.
Crystal: Tongue?
Edwin: Yes.
Crystal: Cool.
#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#edwin payne#payneland#this happened I was in the mirror#DBDA#dbda memes#incorrect quotes
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crystal: charlie, do you want to play a game
charles: no
night nurse: why would i ever want to play a game with you
crystal: it's called girlfriend or best mate
charles: no please no
night nurse: ... and what does this game entail
charles: crystal im begging you
crystal: ill give you a quote ive heard charles say and you have to guess if it was about me before we broke up, or his "platonic-best-mate" edwin
charles: oh bloody hell
night nurse: are the boys not already, as the humans say, together?
crystal: *slamming her hands down on the table* EXACTLY
#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#dbd#dbda#crystal palace#night nurse#charles rowland#edwin payne#edwin paine#payneland#painland#incorrect quotes#dbd incorrect quotes
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#charles dead boy detectives#charles rowland#edwin x charles#charles x edwin#incorrect dead boy detectives quotes#dead boy detective netflix#edwin dead boy detectives#save dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#dead boy detectives#crystal palace#niko sasaki#save dbda#dbd netflix#dbda#text post#incorrect quotes#lover boy
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DEAD BOY DETECTIVES || INCORRECT QUOTES
#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#dbda#dbda incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#edwin payne#charles rowland#esther finch#the cat king#thomas the cat king#crystal palace#niko sasaki#tragic mick#jenny the butcher
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Edwin, setting down a card: Ace of spades Charles, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Niko, pulling out a Pok茅mon card: Jolteon, I choose you Crystal, trembling: What are we playing
#dead boy detectives#dead boy detectives niko#dead boy detectives crystal#dead boy detective agency#dead boy detective netflix#dbda incorrect quotes#dbda#edwin payne#payneland#charles rowland#crystal palace#niko sasaki
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dead boy detectives as textposts
part two
#dead boy detectives#dbda#text posts#incorrect quotes#edwin payne#charles rowland#crystal palace#niko sasaki#jenny green#the cat king#esther finch#egg.txt
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Charles: Edwin, could you hold this for me?
Edwin: Okay.
Edwin:
Edwin: That's your hand.
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Night Nurse: who in their right mind follows someone into Hell??
Niko, probably: they're in love, Your Honor--
#dead boy detectives#dbda#charles rowland#edwin payne#niko sasaki#edwin x charles#payneland#incorrect quotes#night nurse#the inherent homoeroticism of following your best mate to hell
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#edwin paine#edwin payne#dead boy detectives agency#dbda#dbda incorrect quotes#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective netflix#edwin dead boy detectives
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dead boy detectives + text posts part 2/? (1)
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#dead boy detectives#dbda#dbdshow#dead boy detective agency#dead boy detective netflix#payneland#painland#edwin payne#charles rowland#niko sasaki#crystal palace#monty the crow#esther finch#jenny green#jenny the butcher#the cat king#litty and kingham#dbda memes#dbda incorrect quotes#dbda text posts#my edits#marcela watches dbda#ugh not the best quality alas but my disk is fulllll
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Edwin: Charles, are you flirting with me?
Charles: Have been for the past thirty years, mate, but thanks for noticing.
#there's no incorrect in this one#edwin paine#edwin payne#charles rowland#paineland#payneland#edwin x charles#dbda#dead boy detective agency#dead boy detectives#sprites#chedwin#charles x edwin#paynland#charles and edwin#idk if this was done yet- if yes please tell me#incorrect quotes#dbda incorrect quotes#crack post
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