#incorrect dbda quotes

[starcrossedstarfishes]

Edwin *hanging a picture on the wall*: Am I straight?

Charles: ...no, Edwin. You're not.

Edwin *rolls eyes* The picture, Charles. Is the picture straight?

Charles *looks at picture of him kissing Edwin at their wedding*: No.

[savi-of-ithaca]

niko: edwin is gay and he still got pussy

crystal:

charles, visibly irritated:

edwin, confused:

the cat king: don't call me that 😒

[multifandomconfusion]

Charles, praying: I need someone who won’t run away. Maybe send an angel, the nicest angel you have.

Meanwhile Edwin: *crawling his ass up the stairs of hell, covered in blood, mumbling to himself hysterically*

[idliketobeatree]

dead boy detectives + text posts part 1/?

+ bonus

[papysanzonew]

Can't be wrong! (The Cat King is not amused)

My other art

[i-need-of-a-hobby]

crystal: charlie, do you want to play a game

charles: no

night nurse: why would i ever want to play a game with you

crystal: it's called girlfriend or best mate

charles: no please no

night nurse: ... and what does this game entail

charles: crystal im begging you

crystal: ill give you a quote ive heard charles say and you have to guess if it was about me before we broke up, or his "platonic-best-mate" edwin

charles: oh bloody hell

night nurse: are the boys not already, as the humans say, together?

crystal: *slamming her hands down on the table* EXACTLY

[colcredglass]

DEAD BOY DETECTIVES || INCORRECT QUOTES

[ultraweirdgirl13]

Edwin, setting down a card: Ace of spades Charles, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Niko, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you Crystal, trembling: What are we playing

[inner-egg-pong]

dead boy detectives as textposts

part two

[strangelysilver]

Night Nurse: who in their right mind follows someone into Hell??

Niko, probably: they're in love, Your Honor--

[niko-sasaki-dbd]

Edwin: Charles, are you flirting with me?

Charles: Have been for the past thirty years, mate, but thanks for noticing.

[starcrossedstarfishes]

Charles: Edwin, could you hold this for me?

Edwin: Okay.

Edwin:

Edwin: That's your hand.

[every-moment-a-different-sound]

Incorrect quotes pt.2

Dead Boy Detectives & The Magnus Archives

[multifandomconfusion]

[idliketobeatree]

dead boy detectives + text posts part 2/? (1)

+ bonus

[i-need-of-a-hobby]

charles: also, from now on we will be using codenames, you can address me as eagle 1 charles: crystal, codename, 'been there done that' charles: edwin is 'currently doing that' charles: niko is 'it happened once in a dream' charles: monty, codename, if i had to pick a magic animal charles: jenny is eagle 2 jenny: oh thank god