#jenny green

[paraphwrites]

in the month of december niko makes a "santa's naughty and nice list" because she thinks the gang should be nicer to each other. here are the gang's reactions:

charles claims it isn't effective on him but niko moves him to the naughty list and he spends the next three days crying/essentially becoming niko's servant

the night nurse is offended that she's included in this. she is put on the nice list and feels very happy about it but tells no one. niko knows tho (niko knows all)

edwin is irritated because every time he says something bitchy (every other sentence) he's moved to the naughty list. in the end he buys everyone holiday mugs to be moved to the nice list. he does also argue about people's placements, constantly

crystal tries to subconsciously influence niko into putting edwin on the naughty list (read: tattle-telling every time he's bitchy). she has a great time with it

litty and kingham actually do everything within their power to be put on the secret third list, "super naughty ;)" they get christmas sweaters thrown on them

[incorrect-deadboy-quotes]

Jenny: Woman? No, you misheard. Jenny: I'm an OMEN. Jenny: I don't identify as male or female. Jenny: I identify as a warning.

[lesbiannieism]

good afternoon i made a thing

[mellxncollie]

Dead Boy Detectives characters + live, laugh, love variants

+ bonus:

[lorastyrels]

Butcher, Night Nurse, Crow and a King of Cats

[astheriiiart]

pride memories 🌈✨

[i-need-of-a-hobby]

the dbd crew absolutely lacks the ability to understand money. like edwin and charles haven't had to buy anything non-magical in 30+ years, crystal was the kind of rich to buy designer toothpaste if she felt like it, and niko was born and raised in japan with a very different currency than the states. needless to say, local father-figure-by-default jenny has her work cut out for her.

jenny: ok, just off the top of your head, how much would you pay for a carton of milk?

edwin: 15 pence

charles: i dunno, a 'buck 50?

crystal (confidently): 12 dollars

niko: *doing math*

[itolerate]

dead boy detectives textposts part 3

[ciarafarrellart]

thought i’d share this goofy little series i did a few weeks ago of if the characters from Dead Boy Detectives were 2D animated 🤣🤣

(they’re not the best ik, but i was trying something new ahah)

[fried-piranha]

girls

[idliketobeatree]

dead boy detectives + text posts part 1/?

+ bonus

[asidian]

A little heartbroken by the news, not going to lie.

But I'm going to keep creating for this fandom, because the characters have made a place in my heart, and I suspect they'll stay there for a good long while. This show and the fandom have been such a joy to partake in during a really rough time in my life, and I appreciate that more than I can say. I appreciate all of you who make the fandom what it is, too.

I guess in the end, Season 2 gets to be whatever we make it. So you know what? Let's all share our Season 2s. Nobody's going to stop us or tell us we're wrong.

So here we go. The Season 2 in my heart, in no particular order:

Desire shows up and puts Charles Rowland through the absolute wringer. He is losing his entire mind, he wants Edwin so bad. This boy has 17 different crises and finally a realization that he has been head over heels for some decades and he is just an idiot, actually

Payneland confession and a first kiss

They get Niko back from the Neitherlands. She's some flavor of undead, and she is having a grand old time, actually

Jenny sets up a butcher shop in London and goes on a date that doesn't try to kill her. With the Night Nurse

Crystal has a corruption arc with David buried in her soul-tree soil and at first they don't realize what's going on, but in the end the boys find a way to go into her heart-space and help her resolve the problem

The boys dance on-screen with some of those skeleton choreography dances

Mick mysteriously also has a shop in London. It straddles time-space and also realms. The characters are all ????? but no one ever figures out wtf is going on with that

Tragic Mick saves the day like a big damn hero with a bazooka like in the comics

The Cat King is around, generally being his trickster self, causing problems for funsies. He dies again and comes back as a fluffy white cat with glam white fur clothes

Charles gets kidnapped somewhere and Edwin has to go and save him. It's very dramatic and parallels S1 Ep7

Monty makes a showing in crow form. He has so many cute bird mannerisms. He gets fluffy in the London cold

The boys return to St. Hilarion's. They find their respective remains and come to terms with their deaths. They decide that, however tragic their deaths were, it led them to the only place they'd want to be: together

Crystal and Niko lay the boys to rest side by side, under the same headstone

[python-nebula]

Is this anything (!!!template isn’t mine!!!)

EDIT: wtf it’s been 4 days how do I have 1600 notes- I think this fandom is the most active one I’ve been in ever

EDIT: how on earth is this my most popular post????

[void-of-chill]

Briana Cuoco as Jenny Green Dead Boy Detectives (2024)

[moresandmanstuff]