#dbda incorrect quotes

[multifandomconfusion]

Charles, praying: I need someone who won’t run away. Maybe send an angel, the nicest angel you have.

Meanwhile Edwin: *crawling his ass up the stairs of hell, covered in blood, mumbling to himself hysterically*

[idliketobeatree]

dead boy detectives + text posts part 1/?

+ bonus

[papysanzonew]

Can't be wrong! (The Cat King is not amused)

My other art

[allthehumanflaws]

Edwin- If Charles thinks he can just call me baby and get whatever he wants- Charles - baby... Edwin, out of breath - ......he's absolutely right

[shipspainfulships]

Edwin: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Charles: Um... Neat

*later*

Charles, lying face down on Crystal's bed: I said "neat" Crystal. Who the fuck says neat these days. It's not neat to say neat, but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.

Crystal, scrolling on her phone: Don't beat yourself up too much Charles. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I said when Niko first confessed her love for me?

Charles: Didn't you thank her?

Crystal, putting the phone down, looking at the ceiling: I fucking thanked her.

[colcredglass]

DEAD BOY DETECTIVES || INCORRECT QUOTES

[ultraweirdgirl13]

Edwin, setting down a card: Ace of spades Charles, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Niko, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you Crystal, trembling: What are we playing

[niko-sasaki-dbd]

Edwin: Charles, are you flirting with me?

Charles: Have been for the past thirty years, mate, but thanks for noticing.

[dead-arcane-detectives]

Charles: Mate, can I borrow your jacket?

Edwin: Your tongue’s been in my mouth, please refrain from calling me mate.

Charles: Sorry, my mistake.

Charles: *clears throat, leaning close in to edwin* Baby, sweetheart, cutie, can I, the love of your afterlife, please borrow your jacket before I freeze to death again?

Edwin: *blushing with averted gaze while handing charles his jacket* mate is fine.

[whenicarusflies]

Charles: yeah me and edwin are best mates... soul mates you could could say...

[lesbicosmos]

edwin: you're better than books, charles

charles: let's not say things we don't mean, my love

[multifandomconfusion]

[idliketobeatree]

dead boy detectives + text posts part 2/? (1)

+ bonus

[rhetorical-conscience]

Charles: Do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Edwin: You're a hazard to society.

Crystal: And a coward. Do twenty.

[allthehumanflaws]

Charles: ARE YOU Edwin: fucking Charles: KIDDING ME?! YOU Edwin: fucking Charles: IDIOT- Jenny: what…??? Crystal: Niko banned Charles from swearing for the week and Edwin is helping him out

[shipspainfulships]

Cat king: I love you.

Edwin, scoffing: How many people have you said that to?

Cat King: Everyone.

Edwin: What?

Cat King: I told everyone that I love you.