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Charles, praying: I need someone who won’t run away. Maybe send an angel, the nicest angel you have.
Meanwhile Edwin: *crawling his ass up the stairs of hell, covered in blood, mumbling to himself hysterically*
#it’s okay guys charles thinks he’s brills#source: lilo and stitch#payneland#paineland#charles rowland#edwin payne#charles and edwin#dead boy detectives#dbda#dbda incorrect quotes#dead boy detective agency
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dead boy detectives + text posts part 1/?
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#dead boy detectives#dbda#dbdshow#dead boy detective agency#dead boy detective netflix#painland#payneland#edwin payne#charles rowland#niko sasaki#crystal palace#monty the crow#esther finch#jenny green#the cat king#dbda memes#dbda incorrect quotes#dbda text posts#my edits#marcela watches dbda#whew. i've spent like an hour on these. cackling like an evil witch full on esther finch style#share my vision boy.#oh and finding good quality screens from this show is a herculean effort#none of my cap sites have them :(#if you saw me sneak one of my posts in: do not worry! i have a permit (to do whatever i want hehee)#dbda spoilers
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Can't be wrong! (The Cat King is not amused)
My other art
#save dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#dead boy detectives#dead boy detectives agency#dbda#dbda incorrect quotes#payneland#(because for me is always payneland#niko sasaki#crystal palace#charles rowland#edwin payne#my art#Guest star: cat king
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DEAD BOY DETECTIVES || INCORRECT QUOTES
#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#dbda#dbda incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#edwin payne#charles rowland#esther finch#the cat king#thomas the cat king#crystal palace#niko sasaki#tragic mick#jenny the butcher
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Edwin, setting down a card: Ace of spades Charles, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Niko, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you Crystal, trembling: What are we playing
#dead boy detectives#dead boy detectives niko#dead boy detectives crystal#dead boy detective agency#dead boy detective netflix#dbda incorrect quotes#dbda#edwin payne#payneland#charles rowland#crystal palace#niko sasaki
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Edwin: Charles, are you flirting with me?
Charles: Have been for the past thirty years, mate, but thanks for noticing.
#there's no incorrect in this one#edwin paine#edwin payne#charles rowland#paineland#payneland#edwin x charles#dbda#dead boy detective agency#dead boy detectives#sprites#chedwin#charles x edwin#paynland#charles and edwin#idk if this was done yet- if yes please tell me#incorrect quotes#dbda incorrect quotes#crack post
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Edwin: I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like 30 years! No response.
Charles: Wow, he sounds stupid.
Edwin: But he’s not, he’s really smart, just… dense.
Charles: You need to be more obvious, like “Hey! I love you.”
Edwin: I guess you’re right, Hey Charles, I love you.
Charles: Yes, just like that.
Edwin: *mutters* What the fuck?
Charles: If that flies over his head then he’s to dumb for you.
#charles you do realize you met edwin 30 years ago#save dead boy detectives#dead boy detectives#edwin payne#charles rowland#payneland#dbda incorrect quotes#incorrect dead boy detective quotes#incorrect quotes
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Cat king: I love you.
Edwin, scoffing: How many people have you said that to?
Cat King: Everyone.
Edwin: What?
Cat King: I told everyone that I love you.
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Charles: yeah me and edwin are best mates... soul mates you could could say...
#charles rowland#edwin and charles#edwin paine#edwin payne#painland#payneland#btw this is before they get together#dbda#dead boy detective agency#dead boy detectives#dbda incorrect quotes
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edwin: you're better than books, charles
charles: let's not say things we don't mean, my love
#(he does mean it. and its an understatement.)#dead boy detectives#dbda incorrect quotes#edwin payne#charles rowland#payneland#source: six of crows
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Charles: Do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Edwin: You're a hazard to society.
Crystal: And a coward. Do twenty.
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#edwin paine#edwin payne#dead boy detectives agency#dbda#dbda incorrect quotes#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective netflix#edwin dead boy detectives
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dead boy detectives + text posts part 2/? (1)
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#dead boy detectives#dbda#dbdshow#dead boy detective agency#dead boy detective netflix#payneland#painland#edwin payne#charles rowland#niko sasaki#crystal palace#monty the crow#esther finch#jenny green#jenny the butcher#the cat king#litty and kingham#dbda memes#dbda incorrect quotes#dbda text posts#my edits#marcela watches dbda#ugh not the best quality alas but my disk is fulllll
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crystal: let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three. crystal: one... two... three. edwin: ... crystal: ... crystal: see, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.
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edwin : "missed me, missed me, now you gotta ki..."
charles : "now I gotta what?"
edwin : "nothing, forget it."
charles, grinning : "no, no, now I gotta what?"
#moonyswritinq#atlaswriting#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#incorrect quotes#edwin's way too repressed for this#edwin paine#edwin payne#charles rowland#dead boy detectives incorrect quotes#dbda#dbda incorrect quotes
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Niko: Why are Edwin and Charles sitting with their backs to each other? Crystal: They had a fight. Niko: Then why are they holding hands? Crystal: They get sad when they fight.
#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#dbda#dbda incorrect quotes#edwin paine#edwin x charles#charles rowland#niko x crystal#niko sasaki#dead boy detectives niko#crystal palace#dead boy detectives crystal
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