#charles rowland x crystal palace

[astheriiiart]

pride memories 🌈✨

[zer0expektation]

some people I feel don't realise that you are allowed to have or enjoy ships that you don't want to be/think will be endgame and it's getting a Little Bit annoying,,

[merses-haunted-cat-bed]

I got an odd idea that the Cat King hovering around the dead boys office (don't ask why or how), so Charles banned him, Edwin concerned "But what if he has an important case?" then Charles declared the Cat King banned in human form. He thought this way he couldn't be a threat. The Cat King agreed to condition and decided to sit on Crystal's lap. Crystal had confused but the Cat King acted really nice cat for her, so she took him as new friend. Now both boys got jealous and making Crystal even more confused.

[dumb-zombie-girl]

Would anyone be interested in reading a poly Charles x reader x crystal fanfic??!!

If yes would anyone wanna be tagged once I write it

[yinora-evergreen]

Hello to my fav dbd writerrr 🤫

I've been a little sick lately and mom put me on phone ban for now lmao(but I still get sneaky with it)

So while I have time I wanted to request a fic but this time with crystal and charles with a sick s/o (if I remember right you're okay with that poly stuff?🤔LMK ANYWAY) just a cozy fluff bc it's rlly needed rn 👎 take your time and thank you <3

(p.s how have you been!!)

— 🦋 anon xoxo

a/n: AWW I'M YOUR FAVORITE? <3 i've been doing pretty good, for me, test week starts next friday, which i'm absolutely not exited for, though i am going to a Rammstein concert soon, which is going to be a lot of fun! my throat has been sore for the whole week, its gotten to the point where if i open my mouth too wide it hurts in the back of my throat, which sucks, but i'll get over it. i hope you get well soon! you have my best wishes <3

Pairing: Crystal Palace x alive!reader x Charles Rowland

note: i wrote this with alive!reader because if i remember correctly, ghosts can't get sick! like, in the scene where Edwin and Charles [i believe in episode two] they had to find the right book, and they found it and it had pictures of what each paranormal parasite does, and Charles went "i think i'm gonna be sick" and Edwin replied with "you're a ghost Charles, you can't get sick" not me randomly remembering lore this is also written from a bit of a more personal experience when i'm sick, so i apologize if it isnt accurate FOR YOU. whenever i get sick i'm extremely sensitive to noise and light, so i end up practically cocooning myself in a blanket (which gets kicked off half a minute later bc its too hot) with the lights off and a barely audible show playing in the background. also, if you're vegetarian, please imagine a different soup.

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"aw, you're burning up, do you want some soup?" Crystal asks quietly as she retracts her hand from your clammy forehead, trying to stay more quiet than usual in the hopes of not overwhelming you with sound. you merely nod, barely keeping your eyes open. "okay, wait here" Crystal gives you a small smile and kisses your forehead, before walking out of your room and closing the door.

you can hear her practically yelling at Charles to get in there and comfort you while she's out to get chicken soup

half a minute later, Charles walks in through the wall, walking over to your bedside.

"hey there, you alright?" he lowers his voice a little once he sees your discomfort with the initial volume.

"i feel like shit, probably look like it too..." you mumble, your voice hoarse.

"nah, you still look like an angel to me, love" he gives you his signature, charming smile.

you'd roll your eyes if it weren't for the booming headache.

he sighs softly, realizing just how bad you feel.

"are you burning up? i could cuddle with you if you want, you know, cuz us ghosts have a cooler temperature" he murmurs softly, and once you nod, he lifts the blanket carefully and climbs in next to you, your head on his chest and his arms around your waist.

within a few minutes, he can hear your breath going steady and calm, slowing down ever so slightly.

you have fallen asleep.

he smiles to himself, even more so when he look down at you, seeing how you're practically clinging onto him.

he stays as still as he can, despite not being able to sleep himself, he made you and Crystal a promise he's take care of both of you, no matter what. and he intends to keep it.

Crystal comes in a little later, with a hot bowl of chicken soup, a spoon, a cup of tea and some painkillers.

they share a look of understanding, and Charles carefully peppers your face in gentle kisses, featherlight yet enough to wake you up.

"goodmorning sunshine" he murmurs a little playfully, your groggy bedhead being picture perfect to him, absolutely gorgeous.

Crystal smiles sympathetically at you.

"i got you chicken soup, and a cup of tea, so you can take your painkillers" the moment the mention of the medicine falls off her tongue, you whine and shove your face right back into Charles' chest, making him chuckle.

"come on princess, you gotta take them, they'll make you feel better" he coos into your ear, slowly letting you go to get up, so you'll be able to sit up properly aswell.

reluctantly, you get up, tipping back the painkillers first, with a big gulp of tea, and you look at both of them.

your not-so-picture perfect lovers, meant to be just for you.

they both smile at you, and Crystal hands you your bowl of chicken soup.

once your finished with the soup, Crystal takes the now-empty bowl from you and walks out for a second to put them in the kitchen, unbeknownst to her though, Charles follows her.

she only notices once she feels his arms around her waist, and his chin on her shoulder.

"i wish we could do more for [name]" he mumbles.

"i know, me too" she whispers back, running a hand through his curls.

"lets go comfort our poor baby" she smile as she says it, turning around in his arms to take his hand and go back to your room.

[myiliterallyhavenolifegoals]

the fact that Edwin lived in the early 1900s is a fantastic source of comedic potential. he's just constantly saying things that he doesn't realise are completely batshit insane, and the others are just left utterly floored.

like they're all talking and Crystal mentions she's tried cocaine once on a wild night out, and Edwin, who used to get that shit medically prescribed at the drop of a hat is like ??? okay?? hope you felt better, it always used to help me when I had a cold too :) Charles why are you laughing?

[starcrossedstarfishes]

Crystal: You don't think I can fight because I'm a woman!

Charles: I don't think you can fight because you're wearing a wedding dress! For what it's worth, I don't think Edwin could fight in that dress either.

Edwin: Perhaps not, but I would be radiant.

[jube-art]

portable boyfriend

[hannaloony]

Everybody’s alive AU, where Crystal is a friend of Charles and Niko is a friend of Edwin

[vldrocketeer]

[jamesevans0]

this show has taken over my life so here’s this

[chappellrawr]

Niko: You ever dip your entire oreo in milk except for the part where you're holding it and feel like Thetis dipping newborn Achilles into the river Styx leaving him invulnerable everywhere except for his heel?

Edwin:

Edwin: Yes

[idontknowwhatimdoing-13]

I saw a post about Crystal telling a together Charles and Edwin that they don't act like a normal couple so I give you Crystal telling a not together Charles and Edwin that they don't act like normal friends:

Charles: *Holding Edwins head between his hands and staring him in the eyes* Now you listen to me, if anyone ever even thinks about hurting you, you know that I will do whatever it takes to destroy them.

Edwin: I know, but I don't want to see you put even more responsibility on yourself for my sake, Charles, please let me help you this time. You know I care about you too much to not.

Crystal: Oh glad to see you two finally worked it all out, honestly the romantic tension was killing me.

Charles(who has not worked it all out): The what?

[elitheguitarguy]

What I want for season two of dead boy detectives is for a guy to flirt with Charles like Monty did with Edwin. Nothing overtly sexual like the cat king, but very clearly flirting. I think Charles would be like “Wow, he’s talking to me like I talk to Edwin! He must want to be best mates :)” and then crystal points out he’s obviously flirting with Charles and Charles is just like “no??? That’s how I’m with Edwin! Purely platonic best mates™️” Charles then thinks for more than a minute and realizes “shit, am I flirting with Edwin???” and then even more frantically “shit, do I want to be flirting with Edwin???”

Spoiler the answer is yes to both of those questions. He promptly freaks out and tells both the girls about it… they are unamused

[miryel89]

[niko-sasaki-dbd]

Dead Boy Detectives Agency + Random Posts.

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