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Diomedes:Do you ever wanna talk about your son Achilles ? Achilles: No Odysseus:I do Diomedes:I know, Odysseus Odysseus:I am the father of Telemachus Diomedes:I know Odysseus
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#I'm back on my bullshit :3
#greek mythology#the iliad#homer#odysseus#the odyssey#neoptolemus#sarpedon#tsoa thetis#helen of troy#hector of troy#astyanax#priam#menelaus#patroclus#briseis#achilles#greek mythology memes#sappho#trojan war#the epic cycle#epic poetry#song of achilles#iliad meme#homer's iliad
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Odysseus: What's up with Achilles? He has been laying on the floor for like.. an hour now?
Breises: He's a bit overwhelmed
Odysseus: And why is that?
Breises: Patroclus smiled at him
#hes such a pathetic loser i love him#incorrect greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#achilles x patroclus#greek mythology#incorrect tsoa quotes#patrochilles#the song of achilles#tsoa achilles#tsoa patroclus#tsoa textpost#odysseus#ac odyssey#iliad meme#the iliad
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i didnt know which option was better, so i made two
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#greek mythology#ancient greek mythology#greek pantheon#hera#greek goddess#hera goddess#hera deity#hera greek mythology#hera children#ares#ares greek mythology#ares greek god#ares deity#hephastios#hephaestus god#hephaestus#hephaistos#hephaestus greek mythology#Iliad#the iliad#incorrect iliad#homer's iliad#iliad meme
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IMAGINE being Andromache and your DAD and seven BROTHERS were killed by a blond twink and your HUSBAND gets also killed by said twink bc he killed the twink's bf
#iliad meme#the iliad#paris iliad#hector iliad#andromache of troy#the song of achilles#achilles#patroclus
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Achilles: I would give my voice for him, but then I wouldn't be able to scream his name.
#achilles power bottomed#i will die on that hill#inspired by that one pjo post#tsoa#the song of achilles#achilles#patrochilles#the iliad#incorrect iliad#iliad meme#song of achilles#incorrect tsoa quotes#greek mythology#greek myth memes#achilles text post#tsoa shitpost
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sometimes I think about watching it but I don't hate myself enough to actually do it
#classical mythology#the iliad#greek mythology memes#song of achilles#helen of troy#greek mythlogy retelling#greek myth memes#greek mythology#iliad meme#iliad adaptations
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Me tryna read the Iliad be like
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Achilles: You’re not the boss of me!
Agamemnon: That is literally my job description.
#s: ap bio#greek mythology#greek myth#achilles#agamemnon#iliad#iliad meme#incorrect iliad#ancient greece#mythology#greek gods#mythos#incorrect greek mythology#greek mythos#incorrect quote#homer#classics memes#literature#literature memes#classics#tagamemnon#greek myth meme#greek myth memes#myth#greek mythology memes#greek mythology meme#incorrect greek quotes#trojan war
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Agamemnon: Which monsters actually taste good? Are there any?
Diomedes: Taste as in.... Their jizz? Their schlongs?
Agamemnon: .....Monster.......the drink....
#tagamemnon#mythology memes#incorrect quotes#incorrect mythology#incorrect mythology quotes#greek mythology#incorrect iliad quotes#incorrect iliad#the iliad#iliad#iliad meme#diomedes#agamemnon#incorrect greek myths#homer's iliad
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ILIAD MEMES
#greek mythology#the iliad#homer#achilles#song of achilles#achilles and patroclus#odysseus#priam#athena grant#menelaus#helen of troy#the epic cycle#iliad meme#classic#the trojan war#helen of sparta
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Odysseus: Bad news, someone ran over Agamemnon!
Achilles: I thought you said that it was bad news
Agamemnon *on the ground with some broken bones*: I hate you
#patroclus is watching from the sidelines#he doesn't know whos side to take#incorrect greek mythology#incorrect greek gods#achilles x patroclus#greek mythology#incorrect tsoa quotes#patrochilles#the song of achilles#tsoa achilles#tsoa patroclus#tsoa textpost#funny#mythology memes#iliad meme#my meme#agamemnon#odysseus#ac odyssey#circe#madeline miller
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You’ve heard of the Homeric wrath; be ready for the Homeric cold. It’s a cold of epic proportions, that drags in time and some petty god probably had a hand in causing it.
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Achilles that one time:
#idk if that’s how it went in the Iliad but the movie version is kinda a meme lol#greek mythology#ancient greek mythology#greek pantheon#hektor#hector of troy#hector#achilles#patrochilles#patroclus#Iliad#the iliad#incorrect iliad#homer's iliad#iliad meme
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reading the iliad... no one told me it was this fucking funny
Paris: which one of you COWARDS wants to fight me?? square up!!!
Menelaus: hey you took my wife, imma fight you
Paris (slowly trying to hide himself behind his soldiers): uhhh not you pls
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