#greek mythology memes

[mytholympus]

Hades: Actually yes, I did notice that social cue, I just had no idea what to do with it

[koifishhies]

odysseus: how could you ever fall in love with me again if you knew everything I’ve done? 😔 I am not the man you knew before… I traded my dearest friends, I viscously slaughtered countless men, I’m a man trailed by blood and death, I—

penelope: fuuukc that’s h ot

odysseus: what

penelope, already stripping: what

[leosoralyyn]

Odysseus' last words to Poseidon

[dantistmarty]

[greeknerdsblog]

⚠️It does not justify their actions in a culture and period full of war and suffering⚠️

[ditoob]

“Showing Athena around the Greek Camp”

Recorded by Odysseus Laertides (1700 b.C.)

[lovely-p-issues]

okay, so let's take Zeus' prophecy a little too directly and imagine that Odysseus actually adopted little Astyanax

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5-years-old Astyanax *crying*: DAD, I'M SORRY! I DROPPED THE CANDLE AND NOW YOUR CHAIR IS ON FIRE!

Odysseus:

Odyseus, mid-heart attack: Is- Is that it???

*looks on the sky and pointing at Astyanax*: HE DID IT, ALRIGHT? EVERYONE SAW IT? HE. DID IT. Throne and house are burning. We're done here.

*thunder*

Odysseus:

Odysseus: I take it as yes.

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[suzieloveships]

One day I'm going to write a fic like this. But today all I can offer is a meme

[paranoiahaven]

[mytholympus]

Zeus: I heard you were talking bad about me.

Hera: Do you want to hear it again or did you get everything?

[katkit-drops-alt]

aaaaaaaaaaaa the iliad/odyssey as cat memes aaaaaaaaaaaaa

[leosoralyyn]

Odysseus watching Achilles absolutely mutilate Hector's corpse

[dantistmarty]

[mer-acle]

Somehow, Athena seems to have been immortalized with one gesture in particular

I call it the "Odysseus tf you do now?"

[verathena14]

This came to me in a dream