#paris of troy

[sapocipo]

"There are 7 of them now??!"

Actually really proud of this one so I am sharing here on Tumblr too, this is a gift art I made for a paris fan group (ye he got one, we basically just buly the guy).

Top panel are not my designs, they are the parises of the others on that gc (Most of them dont have tumblr), the bottom panel are my own Paris, Hector and Aeneas

ref under cut

[littlesparklight]

An update to Diomedes' Book 11 rant for the modern day :)

(when you keep thinking about Diomedes and the navy seal copypasta you have to draw it)

[emmikay]

Helenus: I have a bad feeling about this.

Paris: What do you mean?

Deiphobus: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?

Paris: No.

Hector: That actually explains so much.

[dilutedh2so4]

In my mind, Paris looked most alike to Hesione out of all his siblings and so when he returned to Troy Priam first thought the boy could be his long-lost sister’s bastard son come home

[precambrian-sea-pancake]

Paris: “Would you be mad at me if—“

Hector: “Yes.”

[salsab0x]

Finally designed a Paris!! Lil piece of shit/aff

SECOND PARIS BELONGS TO THE WONDERFUL @sapocipo !!

[reaty]

I didn't finished the Iliad yet, but I've been thinking about Paris, and I think I kinda like him so far, because he is so silly. Some people hate him, but I can not, because he doesn't seem to be really that much of an asshole or a coward, he is just stupid. Most of the time he seems to be completely oblivious towards the fact that everybody hate him. Both Helen and Hector literally told him they wish him dead, and he is like: "Wow, thanks, you guys are so supportive and encouraging!" He is also so weirdly positive and enthusiastic and never stops for a secong to consider any consequences of his actions. The guy is a walking disaster, but he is just like a little idiot puppy.

[arwenwenofficial]

it has come to my attention that some of you are hard of hearing, so here are the lyrics for the snippet!

all fall together - song 6 snippet

so i'm writing a musical about the trojan war; and like, i have snippets out on tiktok, but it's pretty inaccessible

so i'm going to start posting demo snippets here on tumblr :D

there's probably gonna be a few that haven't been seen on any platform so yeah anyway here's the back end of song 6: judgment of paris

Paris: Gavin Standish; Athena: me; Hera: Caspian Nouveau; Aphrodite: Malvika Nair

[deadbaguette]

Dear children of Priam, were you doomed all along?

[orpheus-has-lyreizz]

AU where paris is just a little less of a dumbass

[astrothii]

the whole trojan war could have been avoided if paris just. ate the apple in one comically large bite. athena, hera, and aphrodite would have been stunned into silence.

[sapocipo]

[kyleesarthell]

Been daydreaming little videos while listening to music and ended up with this

[qinnyanimation]

The extra comic I did for my crack Thai AU (From this if you’re wondering) I still find the concept of reverse iliad where Paris kidnapped Menelaus funny so, here ya go! Even in this universe Paris is still certified freak.

[yourlokalescholar]

Oh my god wait. What if the blessings of the gods manifested physically? Like if a god takes an interest in you, EVERYONE is going to see it, for better or worse. And if you lose their favour? Everyone can see that, too

Jason with a peacock tail and feather-crest, both of which go faded and limp when he turns on Medea, so that they drag on the floor and get in the way

Pollux with eagle wings instead of arms, so Castor acts as his hands and that’s why they’re inseparable. When Castor dies and Pollux splits his immortality with him, they each get one arm and one wing, so one can’t fly without the other

Odysseus with a forked tongue and fangs—a subtle feature that he can hide when he needs to. When Athena feels like being helpful (like when she disguises him as a beggar) she’ll cast an illusion over it, but Penelope immediately recognises him by his lisp

When Athena gives Diomedes the blessing of seeing through the gods’ disguises, he also gets owl eyes and the ability to turn his head 180 degrees. This helps when Odysseus tries to stab him in the back on the Palladium heist

HERACLES WITH BULL HORNS. I have nothing to add I just think that sounds sick as hell

Helen grows beautiful golden feathers instead of hair. Nothing useful, just an obvious sign of her heritage that adds to her appeal to the suitors: whoever wins her hand gets to walk around with a physical symbol of Zeus’s favour

Atalanta with antlers that snap when she gets married, leaving jagged shards behind that won’t go blunt and can’t be sharpened down. She can have her husband, but he can’t touch her head without risking badly cutting himself. This can either be one final blessing or a curse depending on how consensual you interpret the marriage

Hector has pristine white raven wings, making him even more terrifying to the Achaeans, flying into battle like divine intervention, and a symbol of hope for the Trojans. Achilles plucks the feathers off his corpse, but they won’t stop growing back. Still, Achilles has a cloak made from them and wears it into battle, turning Troy’s symbol against them

Paris gets dove wings, but he tells everyone they’re too small to fly with because he’s a coward and doesn’t want to have the same responsibilities as Hector. Then he flies away from the duel with Menelaus in front of the entire army, and that’s when Troy finally loses what’s left of their respect for him

[maggie44paint]

Uhhh so I made Menelaus/Helen Iliad Swap AU-

Or as I like to call it Malewife Menelaus AU

Basically everything is the same but Paris kidnaps Menelaus instead of Helen and Helen goes to war to get her husband back!

Nobody dies in the end and they all end up in poly relationship